MIDNIGHT ON A M.C.

CONGRATULATIONS ON THE SHOW.

FEELS LIKE A-- FOR ANYONE WHO HASN'T SEEN IT YET, TELL THEM

WHAT ST ABOUT.

>> ST A TRAVEL SHOW WHERE WE DO IT ON MOTORCYCLES.

SO I TAKE A GUEST WITH ME, USUALLY IN AN AREA THAT THEY

KNOW.

AND THEY SHOW ME AROUND AND WE GO MEET OTHER MOTORCYCLE RIDERS.

AND WE DO CRAZY STUFF.

>> WHEN WAS IT THAT YOU DISCOVERED YOUR LOVE FOR

MOTORCYCLES.

>> I THINK IT WAS JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL.

A KID IN ONE OF MY CLASSES WAS SITTING IN THE BACK WITH ME AND

WOULD BLOW THESE SPIT BUBBLES IN THE AIR.

AND SO WE BECAME FRIENDS, OBVIOUSLY.

AND HE HAD A LITTLE WHITE V8 SO WE ALL TOOK TURCHS RIDING HIS

BIKE.

IN FRONT OF THE SCHOOL WAS LIKE, THE HILL WAS LIKE.

THIS AND I SAID TO EVERYBODY I COULD RIDE A WHEELIE DOWN IT

WHICH I DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO DO.

AND I FLIPPED THE BIKE UP IN THE AIR, CAME DOWN ON MY NEETION, HE

THROUGH ME ON THE BACK, RACED ME TO HIS MOM.

MOM TOOK ME TO THE HOSPITAL.

I GOT STITCHES AND THEN GOT EVERYBODY BACK THERE AGAIN AND I

FLIPPED IT UP AGAIN, LANDED BACK ON THE SAME KNEE, HE RAN ME BACK

TO HIS MOM AND WENT BACK TO THE SAME DOCTOR.

T STITCHES IN THE SAME PLACE A AND THEN I WAS LIKE SOMETHING IS

SOMETHING I WANT TO DO.

>> James: WOW.

SEE IF ONLY LIVE TYLER HAD BEEN THERE SHE COULD HAVE BEEN LIKE I

KNOW WHAT TO DO I JUST CULT THIS OPEN, RELIEVE THE PRESSURE, YOU

WILL BE ABSOLUTELY FINE.

NOW LIVE, I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THIS.

YOUR FATHER STEVEN TYLER WAS HERE RECENTLY.

AND WE PLAYED THE GAME OF SPILL YOUR GUTS OR FILL YOUR GUTS.

HE TOLD A STORY ON THE SHOW ABOUT YOU GETS UPSET WITH HIM.

>> BECAUSES, YOU GOT UPSET WITH HIM BECAUSE HE SPENT AN EVENING

HITTING ON YOUR GOOD FRIEND CAMERON DIAZ.

>> RIGHT.

>> James: WHAT DID YOU THINK OF THIS REVELATION?

>> YOU ASKED HIM IF HE HAD EVER HIT ON ANY OF MY FRIENDS AND HE

SAID YES, CAMERON DIAZ.

AND HE TOLD THE STORY, WHICH HOW HE SAID IT HAPPENED IN LONDON,

IT HAPPENED IN NEW YORK.

HE REMEMBERS LITTLE BITS BUT NOT EVERYTHING.

BUT I MEAN MY DAD KIND OF HITS ON-- LIKE NOT HITS ON.

HE'S VERY FLIRTATIOUS.

HE LOOKS PEOPLE IN THE EYE AND HE MIGHT LICK YOUR CHEEK.

>> YES.

>> AND HE MIGHT WHISPER SOMETHING IN YOUR EAR.

BUT I DIDN'T SEE-- HE SAID I WAS MAD AT HIM.

I DON'T REALLY REMEMBER.

MAYBE HE ASKED FOR HER NUMBER OR SOMETHING, I DON'T REMEMBER.

I DON'T REMEMBER EXACTLY.

BUT HE DOES THAT A LOT.

>> NO, HE IS QUITE THE FLIRT.

>> WHEN ARE YOU WITH HIM, ARE YOU LIKE GUYS, I AM TOTALLY.

>> NOW NORMAN, YOU HAVE CRAZY FANS IN YOUR LIFE.

AND I THINK YOU ARE PERHAPS, THIS IS KIND OF THE HIGHER LEVEL

OF KIND OF FANS.

>> STEVEN TYLER NEVER HAS HIT ON ME.

>> James: NORMAN, STOANL A MATTER OF TIME.

BUT YOU HAVE FANS, WHEN YOU ARE AT CONVENTIONS AND THINGS, THAT

BRING YOU GIFTS.

BUT THEY'RE QUITE SPECIFIC.

WHAT IS THE STRANGEST GIFT YOU HAVEEVER BEEN GIVEERN AT A

CONVENTION.

>> BOOBS.

>> James: BOOBS.

>> IMPLANTS.

>> James: WHAT DO YOU MEAN.

>> CATS [BLEEP] IS ANOTHER WORD FOR-- I MEAN, IMPLANTS, I'VE

GOTTEN-- .

>> James: WHY DO THEY BRING YOU THEIR IMPLANTS.

>> I DON'T KNOW, TO BE HONEST.

>> James: DID YOU NEVER THINK TO ASK.

THE FIRST ONE I GOT I KEPT AS MY PHONE CRADLE IN MY TAILOR FOR

ABOUT A YEAR, AND THEN I THREW ONE AT STEVEN YOUNG WHEN HE WAS

DOING AN INTERVIEW AT CNN.

THAT WAS FUN.

I DON'T KNOW.

HOW MANY DO YOU THINK YOU'VE GOT?

>> I DON'T KEEP THEM.

I USUALLY THROW THEM, OR BREAK THEM OPEN.

>> HOW MANY DO YOU THINK YOU'VE THROWN AT PEOPLE.

>> AT LEAST A HANDFUL.

>> James: REGGIE, DO YOU HAVE A QUESTION FOR ANY OF OUR GUEST

THIS EVENING.

>> Reggie: YES, TONIGHT'S QUESTION IS-- LET'S DO BOFT OUR

GUESTS.

WHEN SOMEONE IS-BASING A TURKEY WHETHER IT IS SYNTHETIC OR REAL,

DO YOU THINK THAT THERE IS AN EMOTIONAL REACTION TWHREN

DOESN'T TURN OUT TO BE AS MOIST AS THEY WANT IT TO BE?

>> OIRKSZ OH, YES.

>> IT'S A A LOT OF WORK.

IT WOULD PISS ME OFF.

>> I WOULD TAKE MY TURKEY BASSERRER, JUST GET IT IN

SOMETIMES.

>> I HAVE NEVER MADE IT, THE IDEA OF THAT-- .

>> Reggie: THAT IS ABSOLUTELY CORRECT.

>> James: IT IS ABSOLUTELY CORRECT.