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  • Hey, you know, a weird thing happened to me last night.

  • I was watching some movie where the main character was laughing a lot, and I caught myself thinking:

  • what if you laughed, like, for a full day, non-stop?

  • The thought of it was so funny for some reason that I actually started laughing, andcouldn’t

  • stop myself.

  • So there it began.

  • At first, it was kinda fun.

  • You know itwhen you laugh, you basically ARE having fun, endorphins filling your bloodstream

  • and all that.

  • Although it mightve looked weird, since I was home alone and laughing hard at nothing,

  • I didn’t really care at the moment.

  • I was feeling good, and the whole affair didn’t even seem a nuisance.

  • After about 5 minutes I started realizing I wasn’t going to stop, after all.

  • It was probably the longest bout of laughter in my entire life.

  • What was yours?

  • Feel free to share in the commentsyoull never beat my record anyway.

  • So, like I said, 5 minutes in, and I’m still chuckling like crazy.

  • Okay.

  • 10 minutes.

  • 15…

  • That’s where I began really worrying if everything was alright with me.

  • It was 10.45 pm, I was going to go to bed in another 15 minutes, but my educated guess

  • (through all the shaking from laughter, right) was that I wasn’t going to sleep tonight.

  • Anyway, I just lay down, turned off the TV and all the lights, and stared into the ceiling,

  • hoping it would pass eventually.

  • Should I even say it didn’t?

  • More time passed, and I started feeling cramps in my belly.

  • You know that feeling when your stomach muscles ache after youve laughed for a while?

  • Now imagine youve been doing that for close to an hour!

  • Laughter begins in the diaphragm, so my belly muscles felt as if I was doing crunches.

  • I couldn’t stand it anymore, so I got up and started doing some choresas good

  • as I could in my condition.

  • I cleaned my apartment, laughing hard.

  • I washed all the dishes left over from dinner, still laughing like mad.

  • I wanted to pet my cat, but it ran away from me in fearno wonder, given that look

  • on my face when I walked toward him.

  • Finally, I sat down with my laptop and tried checking the email, but realized at once that

  • putting the computer on my lap while laughing wasn’t the best of ideas.

  • Loudly thinking lots of bad stuff through bouts of laughter, I put the laptop on the

  • desk and got to work at last.

  • Surprisingly, it went without much trouble, except occasional belly cramps and fits of

  • weakness in my arms and legs.

  • You know that feeling, when youre laughing so hard you can’t do anything else because

  • youre suddenly too weak?

  • That’s the thing: I simply felt wobbly.

  • But it passed, and I returned back to work.

  • I didn’t want to sleep, by the way, because all that laughing somehow boosted my system

  • with good hormones.

  • I spent the rest of the night in front of my computer, and when time finally came to

  • get ready for work, I realized, at last, that I simply couldn’t go to the office like

  • that.

  • But I had no other choice, since if I’d tried to call my boss, all I couldve done

  • would be chuckle into the phone!

  • On the other hand, how could I appear at work like this?!

  • I decided to think about it while getting ready, not to lose time.

  • I went to the bathroom and faced another problem: I had to brush my teeth, I usually do it before

  • breakfast.

  • I tried this way and that, but all I got was my bathroom mirror splattered with toothpaste.

  • And the walls too.

  • And myself.

  • Having washed it all off, I went to cook breakfast, still thinking about how to show up in the

  • office.

  • It was only when I poured coffee into the mug that I realized I couldn’t actually

  • drink it, or eat my eggs and bacon, for that matter.

  • Still, I tried.

  • You know, you can’t but wonder how surrealistic it should look when a guy’s laughing his

  • pants off and trying to pour coffee into his mouth at the same time.

  • Of course I ended up spilling it all over myself and being scalded in more than one

  • place, but I, um, laughed it off.

  • Well, at least I managed to chuckle with my mouth partly closed while chewing on the eggs.

  • I’d already kinda got used to my condition by that time, so I went to change my clothes

  • and almost left the apartment when I got a message that saved me from embarrassing myself

  • in front of my colleagues and boss.

  • It was my sistershe got into some kind of trouble with her car stuck in the middle

  • of nowhere and nobody would help her.

  • I grabbed this opportunity to write to my boss at once that I was having an emergency,

  • and rushed off outside to help her.

  • Now, driving through a busy city while laughing like a lunatic must be a scary sight.

  • Once, I stopped before a red light, and someone stopped right beside me.

  • I didn’t really pay attention until the other driver knocked on my window to ask me

  • something.

  • When I turned to him and rolled down the window, he looked at me for a moment and hit the gas

  • so hard that his car’s wheels left skid marks on the road.

  • Weirdo.

  • I guess that’s me.

  • Anyway, I managed to get to my sister in about two hoursshe was far outside the city

  • and sending me her GPS coordinates.

  • She stood at the curb, waving at me, and while I pulled over, I was thinking fast how would

  • I explain my attitude.

  • Nothing came to mind, and then no time was left eithershe approached my car.

  • I went out (chuckling and trying not to laugh really hard), hugged her, and, just as I expected,

  • she asked me what was so funny.

  • I tried to answer that it was just my condition, but it was at that exact moment that my jaw

  • started cramping from all the strain.

  • I tried to force myself to stop laughing but it only made it worse.

  • She leaped to help me, but I finally pulled myself together and got on to looking under

  • the hood of her car.

  • Still chuckling, of course.

  • I think She got offended by my attitude, but I promised myself to explain everything to

  • her later, and got down to repairs.

  • I finished everything in about an hour, and She didn’t say a word to me in that whole

  • time, hearing me laugh at her trouble.

  • I tried saying something to her but got cramps in my jaw again, and she drove off without

  • sayinggoodbyeor eventhanks.”

  • That was mean.

  • I got back in my car and decided I’d skip the day at work completelyit was already

  • past lunch anyway, so I went to some roadside diner where nobody knew me and very few people

  • were inside.

  • The waiter was puzzled by my behavior but didn’t say anything.

  • Remembering my morning coffee accident, I took some water and food.

  • I ate quickly, catching a few unfriendly glances my way, left the money on the table, and hurried

  • to get away.

  • But on the way to my car, a big man went out of the diner with a rolling pin in his hand.

  • He wasn’t smiling.

  • Bad sign.

  • He asked me to share the joke so he and his brothers could laugh with me.

  • I was just about to ask what brothers he meant when those showed up toolooking identical

  • to him and with rolling pins of their own.

  • Naturally, I couldn’t stop laughing, so I started answering something through chuckles,

  • all the while backing slowly towards my car.

  • I don’t think they understood what I was blabbering about, and they continued walking

  • slowly and menacingly to me, but then I finally bumped into something hard.

  • But it was also warm andbreathing?

  • Definitely not my car, I thought and turned around.

  • It was a unicorn!

  • Wait, what?!

  • What the..? …and that was the moment when I woke up

  • with a start.

  • It turned out I fell asleep while watching the movie and didn’t even notice it.

  • Oh my.

  • But you know what, I don’t wanna know anymore what it feels like to laugh for a full day.

  • I’ve had enough, thank you very much.

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  • friend!

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  • Just click to the left or right, and stay on the Bright Side of lifeand keep laughin’!

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