want you to send me, kids.

I don't have any.

And from time to time, I like to remind myself

why I don't have any kids.

It's a segment I call Why I Don't Have Kids.

Normally, I show you some pictures.

Today, I put together a bunch of evidence--

I mean videos.

[LAUGHTER]

Today's montage is sponsored by the new FX show Breeders.

Please enjoy.

What are you doing?

No!

No!

No to you!

Ow!

Ow!

What do you need?

I need a [INAUDIBLE]

You need a napkin?

Yeah.

Snow angel.

Uh-oh.

[INAUDIBLE]

You made a mess.

Is that toothpaste?

No, no, no.

(SINGING) Happy birthday to you-- huh!

I don't have kids!

[APPLAUSE]

All right.

You can watch the premiere of Breeders this Monday on FX.

And if you miss it, you can stream it the next day on Hulu.

And Breeders wants you all to enjoy a night out

with this $150 Visa gift card.

[APPLAUSE]

We'll be back.