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  • IT'S THE LATE LATE SHOW ♪ ♪ THANKS FOR BEING HERE TONIGHT.

  • NOW I HAVE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT SOMETHING.

  • I'M SURE MANY OF YOU HAVE HEARD, I RECENTLY HAVE BEEN THE VICTIM

  • OF A SCANDAL IN THE MEDIA.

  • AND THERE'S BEEN SOME VERY, VERY SERIOUS ALLEGATIONS MADE AGAINST

  • ME.

  • AND I JUST-- I WANT TO GET AHEAD OF EVERYTHING AND ADDRESS THOSE

  • RUMORS AND ASSURE YOU, MAY AUDIENCE, THAT THESE ACCUSATIONS

  • ARE NOT TRUE.

  • OKAY.

  • I AM, OF COURSE, TALKING-- I AM OF COURSE TALKING ABOUT THE

  • PEOPLE SAYING THAT I DON'T DRIVE THE CAR DURING CARPOOL KARAOKE,

  • RIGHT?

  • (APPLAUSE) NOW I REALLY HATE THAT I AM

  • ABOUT TO SAY THIS, RIGHT.

  • BUT FAKE NEWS, OKAY.

  • NOW TO GET YOU CAUGHT UP TO SPEED, A FEW DAYS AGO SOMEBODY

  • TWEETED THIS VIDEO.

  • >> YO, IT'S THE BIEBS.

  • >> CARPOOL KARAOKE.

  • >> THAT IS SO FUNNY.

  • >> HEY, JUSTIN BIEBER, AND JAMES CORDEN.

  • >> I KNOW THIS LOOKS BAD.

  • (LAUGHTER) BUT I JUST WANT TO SAY RIGHT

  • NOW, THAT I ALWAYS DRIVE THE CAR UNLESS WE ARE DOING SOMETHING

  • WHERE WE THINK IT MIGHT NOT BE SAFE.

  • LIKE, LIKE, YOU KNOW, LIKE A DANCE ROUTINE OR A COSTUME

  • CHANGE, YOU KNOW, OR IF I'M DRUNK, RIGHT?

  • (LAUGHTER) BUT IN THE CASE OF JUSTIN BIEBER

  • IT WAS A SAFETY ISSUE WHERE WE THOUGHT IT WASES WASES ABOUT BES

  • TOW THE CAR, AND FRANKLY, I JUST KEPT GETTING LOST IN HIS EYES,

  • OKAY.

  • NOW THAT CURRENT VIDEO THAT YOU JUST SAW HAS OVER 13 MILLION

  • VIEWS.

  • WHICH IS MORE THAN SOME CARPOOL KARAOKES.

  • RIGHT?

  • I MEAN IT HAS CAUSED SOME WHAT OF A MEDIA FRENZY.

  • BUG C SAID JAISMS CORDEN HAS BEEN EXPOSED.

  • AOL CALLED IT DREAM-SHA THE ARING CARPOOL KARAOKE

  • REVELATIONS.

  • AND THE GUARDIAN WROTE THE HEADLINE, THE WORST LIE SINCE

  • SANTA.

  • WHY CARPOOL KARAOKE IS TV'S BIGGEST CON.

  • (LAUGHTER) LOOK, I'M JUST SHOCKED THAT I

  • HAVE DONE SOMETHING THAT UPSET PEOPLE MORE THAN "CATS," RIGHT?

  • (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) BUT IT IS NOT JUST-- THESE

  • PEOPLE ARE FURIOUS, THEY WERE TWEETING THINGS LIKE I FOR ONE

  • AM OUTRAGED.

  • THIS IS WHY I DON'T TRUST MEN.

  • (LAUGHTER) I AM DONE WITH ALL THE LIES.

  • [BLEEP] Y'ALL.

  • BUT THE ONE THAT HURT THE MOST WAS WHEN I GOT CALLED A [BLEEP]

  • LIAR, RIGHT, AND THAT WAS BY THE TWITTER USER ASS GAZE, OKAY.

  • NOW HERE'S THE THING.

  • YOU KNOW, THERE ARE PEOPLE I WOULD LIKE TO, IN-- LIE TO THIS

  • IN WORLD BUT I WOULD NEVER LIE TO ASS GAZE, OKAY.

  • I SWEAR TO YOU, 95% OF THE TIME I REALLY AM ENDANGERING THE

  • LIVERS OF THE WORLD'S BIGGEST POP STARS, OKAY.

  • BUT THIS IS A TV SHOW.

  • NOT EVERYTHING IS REAL.

  • OUR SHOW DOESN'T TAPE AFTER MIDNIGHT, WE TAPE AT 5 P.M. AND

  • PRETEND THAT IT'S LIGHT.

  • REGGIE WATTS ISN'T ACTUALLY HERE, HE'S 100% CGI, OKAY.

  • (LAUGHTER) AND I HATE TO BE THE BEARER OF

  • EVEN MORE BAD NEWS BUT WHILE WE'RE GETTING THINGS OUT IN THE

  • OPEN, I DON'T ACTUALLY NEED THEM TO HELP ME GET TO WORK, RIGHT?

  • (LAUGHTER) OFTEN I'M AT WORK ALREADY.

  • (APPLAUSE) WE'VE ALSO NEVER ONCE IN THE

  • HISTORY OF DOING THAT BIT EVER USED THE CARPOOL LANE.

  • THERE'S NOT EVEN A CARPOOL LANE ON MY WAY TO WORK.

  • AND I JUST THOUGHT THAT WE ALL KNEW THIS.

  • AND I'M SORRY THAT YOU WERE SO DEEP INTO THE REALITY OF CARPOOL

  • KARAOKE.

  • BUT IT'S TV.

  • AND SOMETIMES WE DO STUFF JUST FORP THE SAKE OF ENTERTAINMENT,

  • OKAY.

  • BUT WHEN IT COMES TO CARPOOL, WITH VERY RARE EXCEPTIONS FOR

  • SAFETY, I'M DRIVING THE CAR.

  • AND I WANT CREDIT FOR IT BECAUSE I WAS RAISED DRIVING ON A

  • COMPLETELY DIFFERENT SIDE OF THE ROAD.

  • (LAUGHTER) NOW LOOK, I'M GOING TO BE

  • COMPLETELY TRANSPARENT WITH YOU RIGHT NOW.

  • HERE SAY LIST OF EVERY CARPOOL KARAOKE WHERE I USED A TOW.

  • AND THIS IS A LIST OF EVERY ONE WHERE I WAS DRIVING THE CAR,

  • OKAY.

  • (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) AND I WANT TO SAY RIGHT NOW, TO

  • YOU, OUR AUDIENCE, I AM NOTHING IF NOT A MAN OF INTEGRITY.

  • WITH THAT SAID, PLEASE BE SURE TO CHECK OUT THE BRAND NEW

  • SEASON OF CARPOOL KARAOKE THE SERIES, STREAMING NOW

  • EXCLUSIVELY ON APPLE TV.

  • ENJOY THIS PREVIEW WHERE EVERYONE IS ACTUALLY DRIVING THE

  • CAR.

  • EXCEPT FOR THE TIMES WHEN THEY'RE NOT.

  • (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >> ALL RIGHT, GUYS.

  • >> WHOA.

  • >> ♪ HAWAII HOPES FOR A LIVING.

  • YES, MY MAN.

  • >> ♪ EVERYBODY THIS IS THE

  • CREATION.

  • ♪.

  • >> WELCOME TO THE SURPRISE SINGER.

  • >> TAKE MY HORSE TO THE OLD TOWN ROAD.

  • ♪ I'M GOING TO RIDE TILL I CAN'T NO MORE.

  • ♪.

  • >> WHAT AM I, CHOPPED LIVER.

  • >> GO, WE GOT ANOTHER ONE, LET'S GO.

  • ♪.

  • >> WHEN WILL I BE LOVED.

  • CAN YOU BRING HER AROUND?

  • >> IT'S OVER.

  • (LAUGHTER) >> IF ANY OF YOU-- R IS REVERSE.

IT'S THE LATE LATE SHOW ♪ ♪ THANKS FOR BEING HERE TONIGHT.

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詹姆斯-科登坦言關於拼車卡拉OK的事情。 (James Corden Comes Clean About Carpool Karaoke)

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