字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >> YES, Y'ALL, WE ARE BACK WITH BILL AND ALI. WE'RE FEELING GOD. THE VIBE IS AMAZING. ALI, CONGRATULATIONON YOUR INCREDIBLY BOOK AT YOU HAVE WRITTEN. CALLED DEA GIRLS, IT IS SO FIRE WHEN YOU TALK ABOUT HOW YOU DROVE TO SAN DEGO WITH YOUR MOM AND UGHTER. >>H YEAH. >> I DROVE TO SAN DIEGO, I DROVE TO SAN DIEGO IN GRIDLOCK TRAFFIC. ON FRIDAYFTERNOON IN MY RAF4. AND I HAD TO GO TO THE BATHROOM. AND-- ONE OF THOSE MOMENTSES AND MOVING THROUGH MOL ASS, IT JUST WASN'T MOVING. AND THEN I WAS LIKE I HAVE TO PEE SO BAD, GIV ME ONE OF LLY'S DIAPERS. AN AT THE TIME MY DAUGHTER W THREE. SIZE THREE DIEP ARES SO IT WAS MEANT TO ONLY HOLD THE PEE OF BEING.5 POUND YEAROLD HUMAN AND THEN I PUT IT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND I PRESSED IT TO MY PUNANY AT2:30. >> WERE YOU DRIVING. >> I WAS DRIVING, ONE HAND ON THE WHEEL, PRESSED THEIEP TORE MY PUNANY. I LOOKED LIKE A GANGSTER AND IT FILLED UP IN ABOUT THREE SECONDS. I WAS LIKE MOM, GIVE ME ANOTHER DIAPER AND ANOTHER ONE AND ANOTHER ONE. >> HOW FAST WAS THIS, BECAUSE YOU HAVE YOUR-- DOWN BECAUSE CAN >> YOU ARE STOPPING. >> YOU HAD TO STOP, AND THEN CHANGE THAT. >> I WAS IN TRAFFIC, YEAH. >> THAT IS IMPRESSIVE. >> THAT IS IMPRESSIVE. >> I AM BRAGGING RIGHT NOW. >> YOU ARE NEXT LEVEL. >> GO ON. AND THEN I WENT THROUGH FIVE DIAPERS. AND I WAS LIKE I DID IT. I WAS LIKE I DID IT I AM WINNING AT LIFE, HAVI STLEE GENERATIONS OF WOMEN IN HERE, I'M HAVING IT ALL, DRIVING TO MY SHOW, WITH MMOM, MY DAUGHTERS,-- STARTED PLAYING ON THE RADIOMENT AND I WAS FLING IT UNTIL I REALIZED THERE WAS A POOL OF PE ALL AROUND MY FEET AND-- YOKNOW, I FAILED. >> THAT IS THE MOST UNBELIEVABLE STORY I HAVE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE. >> YEAH. >> TOURING IS NOT GLAMOROUS. >> THESE STORIES AND MORE ALL HERE IN THIS BOOK.
A2 初級 王阿里緊急需要的嬰兒紙尿褲不只5片。 (Ali Wong Needs More Than 5 Baby Diapers In an Emergency) 5 0 林宜悉 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日 更多分享 分享 收藏 回報 影片單字