Oh my gosh.

Yes.

You know, I grew up in New Jersey.

We had no idea.

And the Jersey Shore is nothing like your Jersey Shore.

[LAUGHTER]

It's so much fun.

We're crazy.

Well, we really--

I learned a lot, GTL.

It's a way of life.

I thought it was gar--

I thought it was gardening, tea time, and laundry.

But--

Not for us.

No, it's gym, tanning, and laundry.

It's a lifestyle.

Yeah, it's a way of life.

And you're all tan.

Try to be.

I used to be way tanner.

I'm actually pale.

Well, you're all physically fit.

I can say that.

Y'all look amazing after 10 years.

I want to say that y'all look good.

You haven't aged, I got to say.

I do that thing called eh-eh.

[LAUGHTER]

That's my gardening.

[LAUGHTER]

So Mike, Snookie, you know, y'all here for the first time

in 10 years.

And 10 years ago today, it was the day that the show started,

right?

I think it's our 10 year anniversary of the last time

that we were on Ellen.

That's right.

And we probably looked like a mess.

Yeah.

No, you actually do.

I saw a picture right there.

Stop.

I want to see it.

Oh my God.

Look at you.

Look at you guys.

Oh my gosh.

Look at your hair.

I like the hairstyle though.

That hairstyle--

I can't.

I hate it.

I hate it.

I love it.

So your show started 10 years ago.

Yes

What is it like looking back?

Like looking back at that.

Crazy.

It's a nightmare.

Like we haven't showered that whole season.

Sometimes I'm like, why didn't my friends

tell me I look like a clown?

Because the makeup I used to do--

They all thought you were fantastic.

Stop!

Put it away.

I can't.

I literally hate that.

Those moments don't make you proud though?

Because there's so many people that

were inspired by that show.

Oh no, I feel like it made us who we are today.

No, definitely.

Absolutely.

But I hate my bangs.

I--

So you just look at that and think, bangs.

You're leaving the show after 10 years, why Snookie?

There was a lot of decisions that went into that.

But I basically had to just think about my kids

and where I'm at in my life right now.

And it's just really, really hard

for me to leave and film the show with three kids now.

I think being a mom is the gig that she's speaking of.

Yeah, mommy is like my number one thing right now.

I can dig that.

Mike.

Yeah.

You was released from prison September after eight months.

Yeah.

Me and Martha, neither one of us can imagine what that's like.

[LAUGHTER]

Yeah, only the real ones will know.

Well, it's very nice to have you all together again

here on one couch.

And we're going to play a game after this.

Are you ready?

Yeah, we love games.

Oh yes.