Name: 回顧一下我的*icicon*國中服裝 (reviewing my *iconic* middle school outfits)
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Ah, the year 2009: The Black Eyed Peas  were still together,

Nigahiga was the most subscribed youtuber.

過去完成式

Our parents hadn't found out about Facebook yet.

And I was just about to enter middle school aka the most awkward three years of my entire life.

Now I never shy away from an opportunity  to embarrass myself

publicly in front of millions of strangers on the internet.

So today I thought I'd do a fun little video where I review my truly iconic middle school style.

Now I haven't looked at photos of my middle school self in quite some time because I kind of just wanted to erase those three years

selectively from my memory because they were painfully awkward, but recently on a weekday afternoon

my mom just sent me like 50 photos of me as a kid.

So I thought today would be a great time to dig up those traumatic childhood memories together.

Also reminisce about a time before tik tok when 13-year-olds were actually ugly as hell and didn't look hotter than me

Okay, so my first photo is ~technically~  from the end of fifth grade.

But I just wanted to show this photo  because it is such an iconic look.

The aquarium t-shirt, the khaki shorts, the Crocs

These are actually not real Crocs by the way

I think these are fake ones from Payless because they were like 20 bucks cheaper than real crocs like the bougie kids at my school had.

You guys will also get well acquainted with this haircut throughout all of my photos. If I'm not wrong,

this is like the classic Asian kid haircut

every Asian mom for some reason thinks this is the most flattering shape on my bulbous ass head.

I remember having to get my bangs cut like  every six weeks too

and I just hated talking to the hairdresser  cuz like I'm fucking

11 years old. I don't have a life. There aren't  boys to talk about or like career plans.

I'm just sitting there like waiting for the haircut to be over so I could play Nintendogs again.

Overall though, this photo is definitely still  in like cute little kid territory

and I haven't gone into my atrociously  awkward stage yet.

Let's, let's venture onwards. This is a photo  from that same summer.

The reason I love this photo is that before I  knew how to sew and thrift flip

I would buy those like $1 t-shirts from Joanne's and then draw on them with felt-tip markers.

And this was one of my favorites. It has a  lion and it says

Period. If that's NOT the most fucking 2008  shit you've ever seen.

To complete the look, may I draw your attention to...

these were some type of outdoor pant that  I got from LL Bean

and they were the type that are like, a full-length normally but

you can roll up the bottom and then attach them with like little snappy tabs to hold them up.

the only thing that could make this situation even worse

which is to roll down the top of the pants  to make them even more

low waisted than they already were and I  thought I made it

Here is another one of the t-shirts that I drew. This one if you zoom in real close you can see that it's two eggs

The funny thing is, I remember making that t-shirt and thinking it was so cool and like "British".

Here's a spicy little winter look for you  guys. I got this hat the winter of sixth grade

I would wear it to school even though it  was against the rules to wear hats in school.

So I was a little rebel there and when I was  feeling extra weird,

you know how some kids like pull down their hoodie strings and hide into their hoodies

I would like pull down the top flap and buckle the straps

so I'd be like enclosed inside my little furry hat.

As you can tell I was a really normal kid.

This is the outfit that I wore pretty much  every single day of sixth grade.

I would go to the mall and I would buy a hoodie and that was like my hoodie for the year.

Every single day at school I would wear it the sleeves would get like so worn out

that my mom would have to sew them back together

no matter what outfit I put together this  hoodie was going on top.

It was like my safety blanket as a kid. It felt really good to have something

As a 21 year old I do the same shit, but just with a weighted blanket in the comfort of my own home.

I wore a tie-dye t-shirt underneath for a little pop of color and you can also spot my LL Bean pants

unfurled in their full glory. I think of all the outfits in this video

this one might be the worst not because it's the most embarrassing, honestly,

this is one of the most neutral outfits I've seen

but just because I wasn't trying at all and I  remember feeling really cool that

I didn't try it was like a point of pride for me to be like

"i'M noT LikE oTHer giRLs who care about  how they look."

It's totally cool to not give a shit about your appearance or to really give a shit about your appearance.

based on how you look or dress or like  judging other people based on that.

Here is me and The Squad at my friend's Bar Mitzva.

So, I was just coming up on 13 years old. This was like prom when we were in middle school.

I remember breaking it down on the dance  floor to teach me how to dougie

and there was this like really hot DJ who was

"Teach me how to dougie teach me how to dougie teach me teach me how to dougie teach me how to dougie"

and me and all of my friends thought that if  we dougie-d good enough

then this DJ would like wanna kiss us or something.

I borrowed this blue dress from my sister, which honestly, like, as far as middle school fashions go,

Even though I don't wear ballet flats anymore,

I do like this little t-strap detail around the toe box.

So if the shoes were like pointed and a heel and had that t-strap detail, I think I would wear them.

So like basically just if they were different  shoes I would wear them.

This burnt sienna baroque patterned  hoodie was from Eddie Bauer.

It was actually from one of those fancy hipster like rock climbing brands.

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