GENUINELY, I'VE GOT A PROBLEM IN MY EYE.

YOU KNOW THIS, YOU KNOW I HAVE THIS PROBLEM WITH MY EYE, I HAVE

HAD IT FOR THE LAST FEW YEARS.

AND YESTERDAY IT FLAIRED UP SO BAD.

I COULDN'T SEE.

LIKE OUT OF THE EYE, EVEN IF I DO THAT, ARE YOU ALL A BLUR,

IT'S TERRIBLE.

SO I WAS LIKE I GOT TO BEGUNKED AND SEE A DOCTOR.

I WENT TO SEE THIS DOCTOR, 8 A.M. THIS MORNING.

AND I WAS GENUINELY WORRIED.

I THOUGHT I MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO DOT SHOW.

I GO TO SEE THIS DOCTOR, LOVELY GUY.

I GET THERE.

AND I SIT IN THIS LITTLE ROOM, YOU PUT YOUR CHIN IN THE THING

AND DO YOU THIS THING.

AND HE GOES TO ME, HE GOES OH, I TELL YOU WHAT, YOU HAVE CAUSED

QUITE A STIR OUT IN THE OLD RECEPTION.

WE'RE ALL HUGE FANS AND I GO OH, THANKS VERY MUCH, THAT IS REALLY

KIND.

AND HE GOES NO, NO, WE REALLY ARE, REALLY BIG FANS, I GO

THANKS, CAN WE LOOK AT THE EYE.

AND HE LOOKS AT MY EYE AND HE TELLS ME WHAT IS WRONG WITH IT,

I IT IS PRETTY GROSS, I WON'T TELL YOU.

AND THEN HE GOES, HE GOES THE THING YOU REALLY HAVE TO AVOID

IS READING AND BRIGHT LIGHTS.

(LAUGHTER).

>> Reggie: OH, WOW.

WOW.

VZ AND I WAS LIKE RIGHT.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I DO FOR A JOB?

AND HE WENT I DO NOT.

>> Reggie: OH.

>> James: BUT THEY'RE ALL REALLY EXCITED.

HE WAS LIKE SOMETHING ABOUT A CAR.

(APPLAUSE).

>> James: BUT BECAUSE OF MY EYE IT WENT I COULDN'T GO TO THE

CRITIC'S CHOICE AWARDS, THEY WERE HERE IN LOS ANGELES LAST

NIGHT, WE WERE NOMINATED AND I COULDN'T GO ALONG IT IS IN SANLT

MONICA, I GET A TEXT ON MY PHONE, GUESS WHAT, GANG, WE WON

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).

>> Reggie: WHAT?

>> Jes: CRAZY?

EVEN MORE EXCITING, WE DIDN'T WIN THIS JUST ON OUR OWN.

THE VOTE WAS A TIE.

IT WAS TIED, IT WAS BETWEEN-- WE TIED WITH SETH MEYERS WHO IS ON,

DON'T TURN OVER, HE'S ON TV RIGHT NOW, BASICALLY WHAT IT

TURNS OUT, CRITICS LOVE 12:PA A.M. NETWORK PROGRAMMING.

OKAY, YOU CAN TURN OVER QUICKLY AND SEE IF HE IS TALKING ABOUT

IT.

I WILL GIVE YOU A MINUTE.

SO THERE YOU GO, THERE, YOU ARE BACK, THERE YOU ARE, LOOK.

THERE.

(APPLAUSE) SO WE WON.

AND LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS WON, WE ARE SO THRILLED.

WHAT SHOULD-- WE FEEL LIKE WE SHOULD SEND LATE NIGHT WITH SETH

MEYERS, WE SHOULD SEND THEM HALF OF SOMETHING.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

WHAT SHOULD WE SEND, HALF OF WHAT?

WHAT DO YOU RECKON, REG.

>> Reggie: KILT KIT KAT?

>> RN WE SEND THEM, SEND THEM A HUNDRED HALF OF A KIT KATS.

>> THAT WOULD BE AMAZING, YEAH.

>> James: YOU KNOW, BUT YOU CAN BUY JUST TWO FINGERS.

>> Reggie: THAT IS THE PROBLEM.

>> James: GOT TO BE HONEST, I AM GLAD YOU BROUGHT THIS UP, I

AM ALWAYS DISAPPOINTED BY A TWO FINGER KIT KAT BECAUSE I DON'T

WANT TWO FINGERS.

I WANT A MINI FOUR.

YES, THANK YOU, MADAME.

WE COULD SEND THEM HALF AN EDIBLE ARRANGEMENT.

>> Reggie: NICE.

>> James: JUST THE STICKS IN A HUGE MELON.

>> Reggie: YEP, HALF A TAXIDERMIED ANIMAL?

>> James: IT HAS TAKEN A TURN.

WE'LL BE BACK WITH MORE ON THE "LATE, LATE SHOW" RIGHT AFTER

THIS.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)