HERE, "NEW YORK TIMES" BEST SELLER!

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) PLEASE, TELL EVERYBODY ABOUT

"LITTLE WEIRDS."

>> "LITTLE WEIRDS" IS A BOOK FILLED WITH VERY SMALL PIECES

ABOUT WHAT IT IS LIKE TO BE ALIVE AND, UM, I THINK, YOU

KNOW, IT'S KIND OF LIKE TOUGH TIMES OUT THERE, I DON'T KNOW IF

ANYBODY NOTICED BUT PEOPLE ARE A LITTLE STRESSED, AND I ACTUALLY

JUST WANTED TO WRITE SOMETHING THAT ACTUALLY FELT GOOD TO OPEN

UP AND READ AND IT'S MY GIFT TO MYSELF AND YOU IF YOU'D LIKE TO

HAVE IT.

>> IT IS SOLD EVERYWHERE.

YOU STILL HAVE TO BUY IT.

THAT'S RIGHT.

WELL, YOU CAN BUY IT AS A GIFT, BUT IF YOU BUY IT FOR YOURSELF,

IT'S A GIFT TO YOU.

>> YEAH.

BUT IT'S NOT FREE.

IT'S NOT FREE.

NO, NO, IT'S NOT SWAG.

>> Ken: MOVING ON -- ( LAUGHTER )

>> AND BY THE WAY.

>> Ken: YEAH.

IN TOTALLY WEIRD PLACES IN EVERY BOOK STORE.

>> Ken: YOU DID A BOOK TOUR.

I DID.

>> Ken: IT'S APPARENTLY THIS PLACE AND JUXTAPOSED NEXT TO

OTHER UNIQUE BOOKS IN THE STORE.

WALK US THROUGH SOME OF THESE TITLES.

>> THESE ARE REAL.

>> Ken: REAL BOOKS, REAL PICTURES, DIG IT, OKAY?

>> ALL RIGHT.

>> Ken: BOOM, RIGHT HERE.

THEY PUT IT NEXT TO "HOW TO DATE MEN WHEN YOU HATE MEN."

( LAUGHTER ) WHICH IS A BOOK I HAVE NOT READ

YET BUT I WOULD LIKE TO READ IT BECAUSE I DON'T HATE MEN BUT

SOMETIMES I'M VERY ANGRY AT THEM.

>> Ken: DON'T LOOK AT ME, I -- YOU KNOW, I'M NOT ANGRY AT

YOU RIGHT NOW, BUT I CAN GET VERY ANGRY AT THEM, BUT I ALSO

LOVE TO DATE THEM.

>> Ken: OKAY.

AND MARRY THEM.

>> Ken: AND MARRY THEM.

LET ME PUT THIS SLOWLY DOWN.

>> OKAY.

>> Ken: HOW ABOUT THIS?

NOW, THIS I LOVE.

>> Ken: YEAH.

WHAT SECTION OF THE BOOK STORE EVEN IS THIS?

I'M NOT SURE.

I LIKE THAT IT'S LIKE "DON'T BE EVIL" AND THEN IT'S, LIKE, "AND

THIS IS HOW YOU SHOULD BE, READ THIS BOOK."

>> Ken: IT'S GREAT.

I LOVE THE MESSAGE.

>> MM-HMM.

>> Ken: AND THIS MAY BE MY FAVORITE RIGHT HERE.

>> YEAH, THIS IS A REAL -- ( LAUGHTER )

SO, OBVIOUSLY, THIS WAS IN THE MODERN FEMINISM SECTION.

>> YEP, YEP.

>> Ken: I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DESCRIBE IT.

WHEN I SAW THIS, I FELT LIKE IT JUST SORT OF GRABBED ME BY THE

( BLEEP ).

( LAUGHTER ) >> Ken: MOVING ON, GUYS --

( APPLAUSE ) GIVE IT UP.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) REGGIE, DO YOU HAVE A QUESTION

FOR ANY OF OUR GUESTS?

>> Reggie: UM, YEAH.

( SMACKING ) SORRY.

>> Ken: PUT THE SALAD DOWN, SORRY.

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE MID-MEAL.

NOT LIKE WE HAD REHEARSAL OR SOMETHING.

>> Reggie: IT GOES TO -- LET'S JUST MAKE IT FOR BOTH OUR GUESTS

THIS EVENING!

>> AAAAAA!

>> Reggie: THAT WAS THE BEST IMPRESSION OF A SQUEAKY DOOR.

>> YES.

>> Reggie: SPEAKING OF SQUEAKY DOORS, THIS IS GREAT THIS TIES

IN, THERE ARE ALL SORTS OF TYPES OF HINGES USED IN MODERN DOORS

AS OF LATE, SO MY QUESTION IS IF YOU'VE EVER BEEN TRAIL RUNNING

AND YOU'RE PRONE TO OVERBREATHING, DO YOU EVER -- DO

YOU EVER THINK ABOUT CHANGING ANYTHING ABOUT THAT?

>> SOMETIMES I THINK, WHEN ONE DOOR SWINGS OUT OF CONTROL ON

ITS HINGE, ANOTHER DOOR WILL LET MANY MORE AIR.

>> AND THAT HELPS.

>. I THINK WE'RE TRYING TO SAY IT'S ABOUT BEING OPEN ABOUT YOUR

HINGES.

>> AND ABOUT YOURSELF.

>> Ken: YOU'RE MOST CORRECT!

>> Reggie: HE'S CORRECT!