字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 - So there's been a lot of talk about this travel ban. Judge overturned it, said it was unconstitutional. I think we're not banning enough. Since I got everybody's attention, here's some more countries I think we should ban. First up Canada, your leader's too sexy. No leader should be that sexy. Scotland, bunch of men running around in skirts sucking on a bag full of pipes. Italy, spaghetti people. Next. Norway, I can't let you all in, you spell four with a J. It's not fa-jor-tuf. China, any country that thinks a cookie could tell the future has no future in my country. You people are banned. Japan, now I know that not all Japanese people are robots but all the robots are Japanese people. Turkey, that's a food. An animal at best. That's animal cruelty if you got that many people standing on one turkey. France, you and your flat pancake could stay the heck out of my country. You call 'em craps. Australia, I can't support a society that supports animals with pockets. London, people don't know the difference between a cookie and a biscuit. If you can't tell the difference between a cookie and a biscuit, you got no business coming to my country! We beat ya once, we'll beat ya again! Transylvania, uh no thank you, that's where the mummies are from! I don't need any mummies coming here and stealing my life. Greece, that's just an unattractive name for a place. Ban! Hawaii, first state to turnover the travel ban. Guess what, maybe you shouldn't come here either. Uh yeah, maybe we'll go down to a sleek 49. Finland, oh the birth place of Santa. Not a chance! You come in here trying to distract from Christmas again! You think it's a coincidence their capitol is Helsinki? Helsinki! Hell no! Russia, I'm sorry they got all these tiny women and little bit bigger women, and little bit bigger women. How many women you have inside of your women Russia? Ban. Atlantis, people say it ain't real but I still don't want no half-man half-fish looking feller swimmin' up on my shore asking for money. Iceland, I've seen Game of Thrones, those ice walkers are creepy. In fact, they had the right idea, they built a wall. South Korea, you and your sexy K-pop groups. You got all these Asian Justin Timberlakes dancing around trying to confuse me. I know who I am and I don't like it! I mean I don't like, no I mean I don't like you! You cannot come in South Korea! Uh Poland, now I like their sausages but again no not like that, not like that, no! Also, one more thing about Canada, your socialist healthcare we don't need that. Healthy people paying for sick people, that's crazy. Look, I'll pray for ya, I won't pay for ya. Thank ya very much!
B1 中級 在旅行禁令中禁止更多國家的原因。 (Reasons To Ban More Countries In The Travel Ban) 4 0 林宜悉 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日 更多分享 分享 收藏 回報 影片單字