DANIEL: Safety first!

ALEX: Oh, no, I've knocked off the camera.

Let me introduce the boys, we've got D Studger D, Clyney in the back...

D Studger D, Felicia and Juanita though. Don't forget them two.

Carry on though.

HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER

RECORDING OF STURRIDGE RAPPING PLAYS

Ey!

I'll carry us then.

Do you think we can make it as a group?

- All work is what?! - Easy work!

Point to the easy work then!

What happens in Carpool stays in Carpool, baby.

I don't even know how to get from Anfield to Melwood, I won't lie.

I'mma keep it funky though, obviously you've just signed for the club and whatnot.

The man's just freestyling.

End of the day, you've just signed for the club, people want to get to know you, innit?

The fans need to know. ALEX: What do you wanna know?

I want you to call someone so I can ask them a few questions if possible.

RINGING TONE

Calling Justin, my barber.

I don't know what we're gonna say to him.

Oi, listen, Just', I'm gonna let Studge interview you now, he's gonna ask a couple questions.

Yeah, what's going on, bro?

So obviously you've cut Ox's hair many times.

Has he got any, like, weird traits in the chair?

What you trying to get at here?

I'm trying to find out information, the fans wanna know.

OK, I see you.

You got half-hearted with the Afro pick.

When the Afro pick used to come out, bro,

and you know your mum used to say, "Hold your head still",

but you didn't want to hold it still, because you knew...

Oh, the tears.

I haven't really got that kind of hair, boys, you lot can relate, mine's a little looser.

What about you, bruv?

- Mine's soft. - Soft and free.

My hair's looking wavy right now.

If you wanna get your surfboard out, you might be able to catch a few waves!

It's a tsunami up on my head right now!

DANIEL: Bro, much love!

I'll see you soon, bro. All right, man.

By the sounds of things, you're a little bit of an untrustworthy guy with your barber.

I thought you're supposed to have faith in him, you don't even trust him with the Afro pick.

What's up with that?

I'm picky when it comes to the Afro pick, what can I say?

Fair play. Who in the car has the most annoying habit?

You're probably gonna say me when I beat you at pool.

Not a habit though, cos it don't happen like that.

It happens all the time, so obviously!

- You got a habit. - Why have I got a habit?

You got something to say about me or what?

No, no, no, it's an obvious one, you always come out last, innit?

I don't always come out last in the dressing room.

No, on a matchday, on a matchday.

You come out last on a matchday, Clyney?

- Yeah, on a matchday.

ALEX: Why would that annoy you?

You ain't got nothing annoying, I'm just coming with habits now.

- Studge has got a habit. - What's my habit?

Every ten minutes you've gotta spray yourself.

It's either the spray or it's the herbal tea.

- The flask with the herbal tea. - Maté?

- I don't know what it is. - Goes down a treat, mate.

I thought it was green tea.

- What's you guys' middle name? - That might have to stay undisclosed.

Nah, man. Hey, what happens in Carpool stays in Carpool, baby.

Mine... Oh, you know what...

Mine's Andre. I'm throwing it out there, mine's Andre.

Is it Andre or is it Arn-dre?

Arn-dre. Arn-dre , baby.

Mine's Dave.

ALEX: Dave.

I'm Mark David, I've got two.

Why are they trying to, like, add two names though?

Complicating things.

NATHANIEL: Mine's a pass.

DANIEL: No, what's your middle name, Clyney?

No, my middle name is Edwin.

HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER

ALEX: We got Van der Sar in the back! Edwin! Woooo!

ALEX: Nathaniel Edwin Clyne? Oh, my God.

I don't know what my dad was on, but yeah.

Who's the most intelligent in the car?

I'm taking that one.

Who's the worst dressed?

ALEX: Today it's Joe.

I'm casual, all you guys are trying.

Come in here looking like one of those London mandem.

I come from the roots, bro, come on. You guys come in your designer...

Tracksuit mafia and all that.

- Every day. - I see you.

You're not happy with that, are you?

Bro, I just got caught slipping.

Obviously they're saying, "Who's the best looking?"

But we're all gonna say we're decent-looking lads.

End of the day we all get chicks, we've all got missuses.

Me, Ox and Joe all got a missus, Clyney's out here free and single,

if any ladies out there wanna, you know...

LAUGHTER

If any ladies out there wanna take Clyney on a date, know what I'm saying?

It's no longer Clyney, it's Edwin.

DM him, whatever you wanna do.

ALEX: Slide in Edwin's DMs.

DANIEL SINGS: ♫ It goes down in the DMs... ♫

What's the app, Clyney?

I don't have no apps.

♫ All eyes, yeah, I see 'em

♫ All eyes, yeah, I see 'em, ey

DEEP VOICE: ♫ It goes down in the DMs

♫ It go down, it go down...

♫ It go, it go...down. ♫

I've been told to pass this over to you, guys.

NATHANIEL: I'm up, I'm up.

Yes, Edwin, what you got?

- I've got to pass this forward to Studge. - Eddie.

ALEX: I haven't played a CD in here, I won't lie.

Oh, you gotta sing though.

ON CD: ♫ Done sayin' I'm done playin'

DANIEL JOINS IN: ♫ Last time was on the outro

♫ Stuck in the house, need to get out more

♫ I've been stackin' up like I'm fundraising

♫ Most people in my position get complacent

♫ Hey...

ON CD: ♫ I'm quiet with it, I just ride with it

♫ Moment I stop having fun with it, I'll be done with it... ♫

LAUGHTER

That was Daniel during last year's Hip Hop Quiz.

Now it's time to see what the rest of the car has got.

I can drop a beat.

You just let me know which song it is and I can drop the beat to the song.

ALEX: JLS vibes, JLS vibes.

Stop with all that foolishness, man. Come with Jodeci or something.

What's the biggest tune right now that you'd say we all know?

These guys are moving stiff back there, this is not...

Bro, come with a song.

You heard me! That was too much.

Mario, You Should Let Me Love You.

THEY HUM BEAT AND CLAP ALONG

ALEX, LAUGHING: Not even hesitation!

♫ Yeah, yeah, yeah

♫ Mmm-uh, mmm-yeah

♫ Mmmm

♫ Yeah-yeah

♫ De-de, de-de-de-de

♫ Baby, I just don't get it

♫ Do you enjoy being hurt?

♫ I know you smelled the perfume... ♫

DANIEL: Can't smell his feet!

♫ ..on his shirt

♫ You don't believe his stories

♫ You know that they're all lies... ♫

He's a liar!

♫ Bad as you are, you stick around and I just don't know why

♫ If I was your man... ♫

ALEX: What, Clyney?

♫ Never worry 'bout what I do

♫ I'd be coming home back to you

♫ Every night, doin' you right

♫ You the type of woman... ♫

I don't know the rest.

♫ Baby, you're a star, I just want to show you you are

♫ You should let me love you

♫ Let me be the one to

♫ Give you everything... ♫

Ooh, Joe!

Oh, I'll carry us then.

♫ Good love and protect-i-i-i-on

JOE: ♫ Make me your selection... ♫

Woo!

Got a couple people viewing in on the action.

They know what time it is, it's like X Factor or something in the car.

You like what you see? Do you think we can make it as a group?

I just hope James Corden sees it and realises.

James Corden ain't got ish on me.

If he wants it, he can get it!

They need to get us a people carrier and we sit in the back with Jamie C - as I know him.

Cos he thinks he's got bars, he thinks he's got vocals.

He has though.

I'm not gonna lie, he has got bars and he has got vocals.

But I'm trying to say, if he wants it, he can get it.

AMERICAN ACCENT: If he wants it, he can get it.

You know what Mayweather's like when he goes on like that.

"He can get it, if he wants it, he can get it!

"Yeah, he can get it!"

JOE: He does that a lot.

DANIEL: He does, innit?

"I'mma give it to you how you want it! Give it to you how you want it!"

All work is what?!

Easy work!

All work is what?!

ALL: Easy work!

Point to the easy work then!

CD PLAYS: "YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE" BY GERRY AND THE PACEMAKERS

♫ Through the wind

♫ Walk on

♫ Through the rain

♫ Though your dreams be tossed

♫ And blown... ♫

ALEX: Edwin, sing it!

♫ Walk on

♫ Walk on

♫ With hope... ♫

ALEX: Yes, Edwin!

♫ In your heart

♫ And you'll never walk

♫ Alone

♫ You'll ne-e-ever walk

♫ Alone. ♫

ALEX: Oh, take it up a couple notches!

BOTH: Woo!

ALEX: Well done, boys. Nice, boys.

Cheers for the lift, Ox.

Safe and sound to training, boys.

DANIEL: Yeah, thanks for getting me fined too - we're late.