字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 [THE SPIDER chitters in the distance. Otherworldly music continues to play.] [Panting and tapping as NOAH rushes down the BOARDWALK.] NOAH: You're not gonna catch me! [Chittering continues.] NOAH: You gotta be quicker than that. You gotta caaaatch me. I'm quicker than them! [Screeching.] [Chittering.] NOAH: You're gonna be so surprised when I fuckin' get outta here! [Loud, shrill screech.] [Chittering.] [Screeching.] NOAH: I don't need anyone's help! Not even my own! NOAH (frantically): I can do this! I can fucking do this! NOAH (yelling): Come at me! Come at me, you fuckers! NOAH: What are you waitin' for, huh?! NOAH: I'm HERE! NOAH: TAKE me! NOAH: SPOOK me! NOAH: Make me your bitch, I DARE you! [Panting, NOAH shuffles forward.] NOAH: Huh? NOAH (out of breath): What? No! [THE SPIDER screeches.] No! [Silence.] [Otherworldly, slow music. Bugs chittering in the background.] [Music and bugs continue. A bird chirps in the distance.] [Rattling as NOAH rolls the HUNDRED-SIDED DIE.] NOAH: 96... [Rattling; NOAH rolls again.] 79... [NOAH rolls again.] NOAH (whispering): Come on... NOAH (growing frustrated): 32! [NOAH rolls again.] NOAH: (angrily, through his teeth): 32 AGAIN! [NOAH loses control of the HUNDRED-SIDED DIE.] Rrrgh! Dammit! [NOAH rolls once more.] NOAH (hopefully): 4! NOAH (whispering): So close! Maybe... Maybe I can... [Clattering.] NOAH: (whispering): Shit! NOAH (exasperated): Oh, fuck my life! [CAR KEYS jangling.] NOAH (desperately): Where is it? [A single click.] [Jangling.] Where's the beep? NOAH: Where is it? [NOAH continuously clicks the remote.] [Clicking.] The beep, where is it? [Clicking.] [Clicking.] NOAH (whimpering): I don't hear it anymore! [Jangling, clicking.] NOAH (whimpering): -place like home. There's no place like home. There's no place like home. There's no place like home. [Jangling, clicking] There's no place like home. There's no- NOAH: Really?! ["You will never find the journal."] NOAH (angrily): I tell you, the novelty's really wearin' off! [NOAH snickers.] ["☺"] [NOAH continues to snicker.] NOAH (sarcastically, shrilly): So cute! Ooh, I am LOVIN' this! [Crunching as NOAH consumes leaves.] NOAH: Mmhm! Mmm! [NOAH continues to consume the leaves. Distorted music.] [Silence.] [Music. A strange stalk omits a strange noise.] NOAH (whispering, horrified): What... in the fuck... is that?! [Unintelligible chattering picks up nearby.] NOAH: Huh? [A group of unfamiliar people talking.] NOAH: No! [NOAH coughs roughly. The chatter continues.] NOAH: Hey! Fuck! NOAH (more frantically): Fuck! NOAH: Hey! NOAH (yelling): YOU GUYS, HEY! [THE SPIDER screeches.] OVER HERE! [Screeching.] [Screeching.] NOAH (screaming): WAAAAIT!! [Screeching continues.] WAAI-- [Silence.] [Music.] [Audio distortion.] NOAH: Come on, not again. [NOAH smacks the camera.] [Audio distortion.] NOAH: Come on. [Clicking.] [Clicking.] NOAH (whispering): Shit. [Clicking continues.] [Clicking.] NOAH (whispering, frustrated): Come on! [Audio distortion.] NOAH: Ugh! [NOAH clears his throat.] [NOAH spits.] [Audio distortion.] NOAH: Shit. [NOAH smacks the camera again.] [Clicking.] [Clicking, audio distortion.] NOAH: Come on! [Clicking, audio distortion.] [Clicking. THE ADMINISTRATOR appears, growling.] NOAH (surprised): What the fuck...? NOAH (defiantly): Yeah, good one! Real scary! [Clicking.] [Clicking.] Stupid motherfuckers! [Clicking continues.] [High pitched giggling.] NOAH (surprised): What the fuck? [Audio distortion, music.] [NOAH coughs.] [Clicking as NOAH continues to switch the nightvision on and off. Music.] NOAH: Fuck. [Clicking continues.] [Sinister laughter.] [Sinister laughter continues. KEVIN appears, stomping forward. Heavy audio distortion.] [NOAH grunts as he is tackled by KEVIN. The camera falls to the ground.] [Audio distortion.] NOAH (angrily): God DAMN it! [Scratching as NOAH picks the camera up.] NOAH: Urgh! [NOAH grunts.] NOAH (yelling): What are you, tryin' out for the FOOTBALL TEAM?! [NOAH grunts in pain.] NOAH: Shit! NOAH (in pain): Ah, fuck! [Giggling.] KEVIN: Yoo hoo! [Maniacal giggling. NOAH startles.] KEVIN: Hi, buddy! [KEVIN laughs maniacally as NOAH runs away.] [Silence.] [Music.] [Shuffling as NOAH fumbles with the camera.] [Music continues.] NOAH (whispering to himself): If I was a god-demon from the future... NOAH: Hmm. NOAH: I wonder... NOAH: Oh shit. [NOAH fumbles with the camera.] ["Enjoy the small things you find on your path."] [Scraping as NOAH pulls out a packaged band-aid.] [NOAH quietly laughs.] [Crinkling.] NOAH: Alright, I'll take it! [Camera shuffling.] [NOAH opens the package.] [Crinkling.] NOAH: Merry FUCKING Christmas. [Crinkling as NOAH places the bandage.] [Camera shuffling.] NOAH (whimpering): Just like new. Heheh... [Music has quieted somewhat, replaced by a watery, quiet growling.] [Music picks back up in volume.] [Shuffling as NOAH sets the camera down. Watery, demonic moaning as THE SPIDER creeps into the swamp.] [Shuffling as NOAH picks the camera back up.] [Skittering as NOAH rushes down the BOARDWALK.] NOAH: Is that a fortune? Just a fuckin' leaf! [Skittering.] [NOAH pants.] NOAH (exasperated): Shit! [Panting.] Where do I go? [Panting.] NOAH: Fuck! [Panting.] [Silence.] NOAH (sarcastically): Ooh boy, I wonder what THIS one says. [A piercing whistle sounds from the distance.] NOAH: Huh? NOAH: Oh no... KEVIN: Hey Noah, I got somethin' to show ya! NOAH: Oh, shit! [Growling from behind.] NOAH: No! [THE ADMINISTRATOR appears, accompanied by distorted ringing.] NOAH: Fuuuuuck! [Ringing continues.] KEVIN: Trust me, you're gonna love it! NOAH: Oh, fuck this! [NOAH begins to panic. The ringing rapidly builds.] [THE SPIDER screeches. KEVIN/THE OBSERVER lets out a piercing, demonic laugh.] [NOAH shrieks. THE SPIDER's screeching becomes louder.] NOAH (frantically): No, no, no, no, no, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!! [Quiet music.] NOAH: What the... [NOAH coughs.] NOAH: Oh, I know this place. I haven't been here in years... Even in hell, it's still closed. [Audio skipping, distortion.] ["Stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes."] [Audio skipping as visuals distort heavily.] NOAH (whispering): Okay... [Audio skipping.] NOAH: I... am going... to try... [Audio skipping.] and get past- FUTURE NOAH: Hey there, buddy. Have a seat, we gotta talk. NOAH: Oh, hell no! Not this shit again! FUTURE NOAH: Have a seat! We have to have a conversation right now. NOAH (yelling): No, FUCK you! And I ain't your buddy! NOAH: Y-you and your freak show back there can SUCK MY ASS! You're not me! You're just a DOPPELGANGER! FUTURE NOAH: Take out the die. NOAH: What? FUTURE NOAH (exasperated): Take out the fucking die and roll it. NOAH (sarcastically): Pfft, sure. Here you go. [Clattering.] FUTURE NOAH: You're gonna roll a 72. NOAH: Uh... NOAH: Wow, that's impressive. NOAH (sarcastically): Do you do children's birthday parties? [MILO'S JOURNAL snickers.] FUTURE NOAH: I want you to have this back. It's a good read. NOAH: Oh, shit! [Audio skipping.] MILO'S JOURNAL: Hello again, Noah. I missed you. FUTURE NOAH (sharply): Now, if you don't sit down, and SPEAK to me, then you're gonna be STUCK here forever. So put that camera down, and let's talk. NOAH (angrily): Like I have a choice! NOAH: I'm literally gonna be sitting beside myself. My life is a joke and I'm a walking punchline. [Brief, heavy audio distortion.] FUTURE NOAH: I don't even get a thank you? NOAH (sighing): THANK you. FUTURE NOAH: You are SUCH an asshole. NOAH: Sorry, I've just been... FUTURE NOAH: Through hell? Yeah, been there. Still there, really. NOAH: Where are we? FUTURE NOAH (snidely): A room? What does it look like? [FUTURE NOAH sighs.] FUTURE NOAH: Sorry, excuse me. Uh, it's a small recess that I've been given to have this very conversation with you. NOAH: So...we don't get out? FUTURE NOAH: No, we do, it's just that... it ain't the last time you come. FUTURE NOAH: You see, after we get Sebastian's journal, and we get it on our terms, they get royally pissed. FUTURE NOAH: And we get plunged into this... state of perpetual darkness. the, uh, "dark times", he likes to call it that. NOAH: How far in the future are you? [FUTURE NOAH sighs.] FUTURE NOAH: Not as far as the first, uh, guy you met. I've been here for... around a month? Uh, just in case you haven't been keeping track, you've been here for about a week now. Um, that OTHER Noah? Uh, he's been here... quite a while. Um... Yeah, um, not really sure. We've met a few times. It wasn't pleasant. [FUTURE NOAH sighs.] Nothing's ever pleasant in here. NOAH: What is this place? FUTURE NOAH: This... This is where the monsters live.