And there's a big one sweeping the world right now.

現在這潮流席捲世界。

It's not a good one.

這不是好的潮流。

I'm talking about the coronavirus.

我在說新型冠狀病毒啦。

So is everyone else.

大家都在說這件事。

Everyone's talking about it.

每個人都在講。

If you haven't heard of it, raise your filthy, dirty hand right now.

如果你沒聽說過，請把你的髒手立刻舉起來。

Here are some things.

我想告訴大家一些事。

I want to help everybody out.

我想幫大家一個忙。

I learned about some things you can do to lower your risk of getting the virus.

我知道要做什麼，會讓感染風險降低。

First of all, avoid places that there are a lot of people in, enclosed environments, especially if you've been traveling.

首先，避免人多的地方、封閉的環境，特別是正在旅行的人。

Who here is from out of town?

誰是從鎮外來的？

We're all fine.

我們很好啦！

It's important to keep your hands clean.

手部保持乾淨很重要。

You can use hand sanitizer with alcohol in it.

你可以用含酒精的手部清潔液。

Or just—I do tequila.

或者，我都直接用龍舌蘭。

And then I lick it off of my hands.

然後把酒從手上舔掉。

Better yet, you can wash your hands properly.

更好的方法是好好洗手啦！

And it turns out, a lot of people are not washing their hands correctly.

結果其實啊，很多人都沒正確洗手。

The World Health Organization released a list of seven steps for proper hand-washing.

世界衛生組織釋出了一張表，有七個正確洗手的步驟。

So I printed them out so we can all learn together.

我把它印出來了，我們就可以一起學。

Because we're not washing our hands properly.

因為我們都沒適當洗手。

May I have my mobile sink, please?

可以把我的移動水槽拿出來嗎？

Thanks, fellas.

謝謝你們。

Alright, I knew this would come in handy.

我就知道這會派上用場。

I bought it season one.

我在第一季的時候就買了。

And I thought, one day, we're going to need a mobile sink.

然後我心想，總有一天，我們會用到移動水槽。

Here it is.

現在就用到啦！

Alright, step one, wet hands and apply enough liquid soap to create a good lather.

第一步驟，把手用濕，擠上足夠的洗手乳，搓到起泡。

Alright, well, they don't tell you how much.

好吧！可他們沒說要擠多少。

But I'm going to put a whole—oh, I should probably—oh, now I've—alright, alright.

所以我應該——我要擠一堆，哈哈哈。

So that's a good lather, right, right there?

這是很棒的泡泡，對吧？

OK, rub palms together.

好啦，把掌心搓一搓。

I got that one.

我懂這個。

I think that's what we do.

我想這個我們都會。

We rub palms together.

把掌心搓一搓。

Rub the back of your hands.

再來搓手背。

Alright, does anybody always—do you rub the back your hands?

你們都會搓手背吧？

Have you done that before?

你們都做過這件事吧？

Do it.

一定要做。

Rub the back of your hands.

好好搓搓手背。

Interlink fingers, OK.

把手指交錯，好好搓一搓。

There, interlink.

手指交錯！

And then here's the church, and here's the steeple.

這個是教堂、那個就是尖塔。

All the people try not to get the coronavirus in there.

大家都試圖不要感染病毒。

Alright, and then cup your hands, cup your fingers.

好啦，接下來把手指做成杯狀。

Cup your fingers.

彎曲手指。

Just hold them like that, I guess.

大概就像這樣啦。

Cup your fingers, I guess, like that, right?

彎曲手指，我沒做錯吧？

Like a cute little raccoon, or something like that.

就像一隻可愛的小浣熊。大概啦。

Alright, clean your thumbs.

好啦，洗一洗大拇指。

How can you not clean your thumbs?

你要怎麼洗，才會沒洗到大拇指？

Who's just washing and avoiding their thumbs like that?

誰洗手會略過大拇指？

Clean the thumbs.

好好洗一洗。

Rub palms with your fingers.

用手指頭搓手掌。

Rub palms with your fingers.

再來一次。

These are all the steps.

這些就是所有步驟啦。

I don't know how long you're supposed to do that for.

不過我不知道你該洗多久的手。

How many times have I said "rub" by the way?

我到底說了幾次「搓」啊？

Too many.

太多次了。

Too many.

真的太多次了啦！

Alright.

好吧！

And also, you're supposed to wash your hands for 20 seconds, or the time it takes to sing "Happy Birthday" twice.

然後啊，你們至少要洗二十秒，也就是唱兩次「生日快樂」的時間。

Or you can choose another song for 20 seconds.

不然你也可以挑其他首 20 秒的歌啦！

Jerry, hit me up with a little "Sexual Healing," please.

Jerry，放那首「性療癒」的歌給我聽，感恩。

That's it!

就這樣啦！

That's it! Alright...

就是這樣。好...

I have washed my hands properly!

好啦，我已經好好洗手了！

Got a little dirty there.

這裡弄得有點髒。

But I've never felt so clean.

不過我從沒感覺如此乾淨過。