字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 [distant siren wailing] [clattering] Shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, damn! [screaming] [theme music playing] Megan Thee Stallion, P.I. [woman screaming] -[hip-hop music playing] -♪ Real-ass nigga ♪ ♪ Give a fuck about a bitch ♪ Hey, hey, hey. ♪ She's a big ol' freak It's a must that I hit ♪ ♪ It's a hot girl summer So you know she got it lit ♪ ♪ You know she got it lit ♪ ♪ Hot girl summer So you know she got it lit ♪ ♪ Know she got it lit ♪ ♪ Hot girl summer So you know she got it lit ♪ ♪ Handle me? Who gon' handle me? ♪ Thinkin' he's a player He's a member on the team ♪ [Janine] Man, it's been another murder. Bitch, I knew it! Ma'am, this is a crime scene, okay? You can't be here. If this is the work of the Fuccbois, we have every right to be there. Exactly. Move out of my way. [sirens wailing] [Janine] Look at this shit. Oh, my gosh. It's everywhere. So, there's only one way out of this alley way, but you didn't see anyone leave? What did you see? I think you got everything you need from me. I think I have everything I need. Ma'am. Ma'am. We do not need advice from a third-grade wannabe P.I. We got this covered. If you would have had it covered, then the families of the victims wouldn't have to call my ass. Ignore this asshole. I want a full report in the morning. You heard her. Move out of the way. Where did he go? Who? The witness. [Janine sighs] ♪ Fuckin' 9 to 5 niggas With that superstar D ♪ ♪ Fuck a superstar, nigga Now I got him ballin' ♪ ♪ I caught a jet To get that neck ♪ ♪ I told him "Call, don't send no text" ♪ What are you looking at? I'm looking at an angel before me. How you doing? My name is Archimedes. -And you are? -Megan Thee Stallion. P.I. Megan Thee Stallion, P.I. You know, it's funny, I was just with one of your associates investigating this crime scene. And what's it to you? I mean, if you're conducting an investigation, maybe I can help you. Over some drinks. I don't date witnesses. That's cool, I don't date P.I.s. ♪ And who gon' tell him that my Bitch is getting her degree ♪ ♪ And when we say it's "Hot girl summer" ♪ ♪ We ain't talkin' 'Bout degrees ♪ ♪ Who unfollowed me? Like, who don't follow me ? ♪ ♪ 'Cause even in your new bitch I can see a lot of me ♪ [wolf howling] [soft music playing] [Megan] You better start talking. It was dark. Just a bunch of dudes. Like how many? Like eight, maybe ten. Age, height, race? None of that matters. Just a bunch of dudes. Nothing special. You, you're special. So are you. Wait, what am I talking about? Forget all that. Forget them. Forget the girl. None of that matters. Only reason I put the call in was to meet you. Megan Thee Stallion. P.I. Uh-uh. This is going too fast. No reflection? What the fuck? [man] Next time on Megan Thee Stallion P.I. in Hottieween... [inaudible] [Megan] Hey, fuccboi. I'm here to kick your ass.
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