I'm watching a movie.

我在看電影。

Right, move over there good lad.

小子，坐過去那邊。

That's my spot.

這是我的位置。

Oh...

噢...

I haven't sat down all day.

我一整天都沒坐下過。

Shhh!!

噓！！

I'm trying to watch a movie.

我正試著要看電影。

Is it suitable?

這電影合適嗎？

Is it suitable?

看這個適當嗎？

Yeah it's suitable it won an Oscar.

對，很適當，它得過奧斯卡獎。

Right...

好吧...

Oh God it's very violent.

噢老天，這太暴力了。

Oh God that's shocking nudity.

噢老天，裸露鏡頭，太讓人震驚了。

Oisín, turn that off.

Oisín ，把它關了。

Mum it's a shampoo ad!

媽，這是洗髮精廣告！

What?

什麼？

Oh!

噢！

Oh God she's beautiful skin.

天啊，她皮膚真好。

doesn't she?

不是嗎？

Why do we have so many remote controls?

為什麼我們有這麼多遙控器？

This is for the television,

這是電視的、

This is for the DvD player,

這是 DVD 播放器的、

That's for the satellite,

這是衛星電話的、

and that's the house phone.

然後這是家用電話。

There's no need to be smart.

你這麼聰明幹什麼。

Now, I did repot them now.

現在，我重新把它們栽種到花盆裡了。

They're flourising...

它們欣欣向「龍」...

flourishing!

欣欣向榮！

We had the carpet cleaners in here,

我們在這做了地毯清潔，

the other week now.

就是前幾周的時候。

and I tell ya they did

然後我說他們做得

a fierce good job.

超級好。

Mum!

媽！

It was absolutely excellent.

非常的優秀。

(hoover noise)

(吸塵器噪音)

Is this the one now yeah?

是這支對吧？

Yeah.

對。

It's too loud.

太大聲了。

I'm turning it down.

我要調低音量。

Mum that's the channel.

媽，那個是頻道。

You changed the channel!

你換到頻道了！

The other one!

另一個！

Go back!

回去！

Back...Right.

回...對。

Go up!!

往上！

GO UP!!!

往上！

Oh is that..wh

噢是那...什

Is that the Antiques Roadshow?

那是《鑒寶路秀》嗎？

NO!!

不！！

Up one more!

再往上！

Jesus that's a beautiful vase.

老天，好美的花瓶。

Will you run out there and make

你能不能去那邊

us a cup of tea like a good lad?

幫我們泡杯好茶，好孩子？

Ah mum...

媽...

That's too strong.

茶太濃了。

Did you put any milk in it at all?

你到底有沒有加牛奶？

Did you scald the pot?

你有燙茶壺嗎？

That's too sweet.

太甜了。

Put it in a proper cup.

倒在適當的杯子裡。

Who's that?

那是誰？

It's Antonio Banderas.

那是 Antonio Banderas (西班牙演員及歌手)。

Right...

好吧...

I thought you said this was

我以為你說這個

meant to be good.

是部好電影。

Oscar me backside.

奧斯卡獎跟我意見相反啊！

Oh Jesus it's almost nine.

噢老天，已經快九點了。

Turn over to the news there.

轉到新聞台。

Wha... no mum...

什...不，媽...

Please!

拜託！

Will you go over to the news Oisín.

Oisín ，轉到新聞台去。

My living room, my rules.

我的客廳，我的規矩。

My house, my rules.

我的房子，我的規矩。

My TV, my rules.

我的電視，我的規矩。

All this shooting and killing.

全都是槍擊和殺戮。

Jesus...

老天...

Would you have a song or something?

你能不能播首歌或什麼的？

Oh God there's the rain.

噢老天，下雨了。

There's the rain, Jesus,

下雨了，天啊，

gimme a hand with the clothes.

來幫我收衣服。

Mum!!

媽！！

Oisín get out here!

Oisín 快出來！

Oisín will you hurry up for God's sake!

Oisín 看在老天的份上，快點！

(music)

(音樂)

Thank you very much for watching.

非常感謝你的觀賞。

we're Foil, Arms and Hog.

我們是Foil 、Arms 和 Hog。

We've got a new video every Thursday.

我們每周四都會發新片。

And we just want to thank you very much

非常謝謝各位

cause we recently got to

因為我們最近得到

100 thousand subscribers on YouTube,

超過十萬 YouTube 訂閱，

and we are delighted

這使我們欣喜若狂。

so thank you very much.

所以真的非常謝謝各位。

If you subscribed...If you haven't,

如果你訂閱...如果你還沒訂閱，

Where were ya?

你在哪？

Eh?

蛤？

Where were you?

你去哪了？

When we needed you most.

在我們最需要你的時候。

Ehhh.....

呃

One hundred thousssandd subscrriiibberssss

十萬訂閱者－－