字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 - all: OH! - WHOO HOO HOO! - EDUARDO, MAN, YOU ARE SO LOCO, MAN! - WOW. - WE NEED A CRAZY VATO LIKE YOU IN OUR GANG. - SI. - WITH THIS BANDANA, I WELCOME YOU TO THE GANG. - YO. HOLD UP. - OH...KAY. - WHAT'S GOING ON? - HEY. CARLITO. UH, I WAS JUST WELCOMING EDUARDO INTO THE GANG. - WHY? WHO HE? WHAT HE DID? - HE'S--HE'S CRAZY, MAN. WE--WE WERE THINKING THAT THE GANG NEEDS A CRAZY GUY. - YEAH, YEAH, MAN. THIS GUY IS LOCO. SHOW HIM, EDUARDO. LOCO! - THAT'S MUY LOCO. - LOCO. HUH? - NO, NO. I'M THE LOCO ONE IN THIS GANG. - WHAT? OKAY, OKAY. - CHECK THIS OUT. QUACK, QUACK, QUACK. QUACK-QUACK. I'M A DUCK. I'M A CRAZY DUCK. - NO--CARLITO. - QUACK. - CARLITO, IT'S NOT THAT KIND OF LOCO, OKAY? THAT'S MORE LIKE, YOU KNOW, ZAINY. OR--OR GOOFY. - YEAH. - IT'S THE WRONG KIND OF LOCO. - YOU WANT TO SEE LOCO? - CARLITO. YOU'RE NOT CRAZY. YOU'RE LIKE, UH, THE QUIET ONE. - I'M NOT QUIET. I NEVER BE CAUGHT BEING QUIET. IN FACT, I'M ALWAYS LOUD. CHECK IT. AHH. - OKAY. OKAY. THAT WAS WEIRD. THAT WAS--WERE YOU YELLING? - I'LL SHOW YOU LOCO RIGHT HERE. RIGHT NOW IN BROAD DAYLIGHT, YO. - CARLITO, NO. - OH, MY GOD. - CARLITO, PULL UP YOUR PANTS, HOMES. - I GOT TILIKUM ON MY UNDERWEAR. THAT'S THE BLACK FISH. I'M NAKED, AND I DON'T EVEN CARE. - CARLITO, YOU GOTTA PULL 'EM UP, OKAY? THERE'S, LIKE, CHILDREN IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD, OKAY? - OKAY. BUT CHECK THIS OUT. I GOT NINE PUNCH CARDS FROM FROYO UNIVERSE, EACH WITH A ONE STAMP IN IT. EVERY TIME I GET A FROYO, I GET A NEW CARD. - CARLITO, THAT'S JUST BEING CAVALIER WITH YOUR FINANCES INSTEAD OF COLLECTING YOUR FREE DESSERT. I MEAN, THAT'S NOT LOCO. THAT'S JUST, LIKE, FINANCIALLY IRRESPONSIBLE. - I MIGHT NOT BE LOCO, BUT YOU KNOW WHO IS LOCO? MY FRIEND MR. BASURA-HEAD. - HE'S DUMPING THE GARBAGE. - HI, I'M THE MOST LOCO PERSON IN HERE. - CARLITO. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? - QUE? - CARLITO. OKAY. CARLITO...YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS, OKAY? IT'S NOT NECESSARY. YOU'RE NOT THE LOCO ONE. - CHECK THIS OUT. DER. I FEEL--YEAH, I'M CRAZY. I'M THE LOCO ONE. - CARLITO, PLEASE DON'T DO IT AGAIN. - OHH! - CARLITO, STOP. - I'M IN TOO DEEP. - THIS IS LIKE WATCHING THE BRITISH VERSION O THE OFFICE. LIKE, IT'S FUNNY, BUT AWKWARD AND SAD AT THE SAME TIME. - YES. - OH! - WELL, I THINK I JUST PROVED THIS BOTTLE IS UNBREAKABLE. [glass shattering] - CARLITO. YOU'RE EMBARRASSING YOURSELF. - LOOK AT THIS. - NO. NO, NO, NO, CARLITO. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH THAT? - I DON'T KNOW. I'M TOO CRAZY. OH! - CARLITO, WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT, MAN? THAT WAS LOCO, BUT NOT IN A ENTERTAINING WAY. - OKAY. - OKAY. - CARLITO, PUT DOWN THE GUN, HOMES. - OH, DON'T YOU FEAR. - PUT THE GUN DOWN. - PUT THE GUN DOWN. - THE CRAZY, CRAZY ONE IS HERE. - CARLIT--STOP! - PUT IT DOWN. - OH, MY STAPLE HAND. - PUT THE GUN DOWN. - DON'T DO THAT. - I SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT. - CARLITO, STOP TWIRLING IT. - LOCO, LOCO, LOCO. WHERE SHE STOPS? NOBODY KNOW--CO-OH. - FUCK! CARLITO, YOU JUST SHOT EDUARDO IN THE HEAD! - NOW I'M THE MOST LOCO IN THE GANG? - YES, CARLITO, BY PROCESS OF ELIMINATION, YOU'RE THE MOST LOCO PERSON IN THE GANG. - YES. - all: OH! - LOCO! - HE CAUGHT THE BULLET. ORALE! HE CAUGHT THE BULLET IN HIS TEETH! - LOCO! - THAT'S THE MOST LOCO-EST THING I EVER SEEN! - all: NO, NO! [gun shot]
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