字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 - I don't know about you guys, but I am pumped up for this episode of Ask Orange! [laughs] Thanks, G.I. Joe! - Any time. - To the questions! - [Voiceover] Orange! Where is TNT? If your can't find it, you can't do your introoo! - Oh my God, he's right! Pear! Help me! - No! I'm not gonna help you find TNT! - If we don't find it, we can't do the intro! - We absolutely can d- HEY! WOULD YOU MIND? - I'm sorry! I gotta check everywhere, Pear! Even your butt! - That's it, I am so out of here! - Wait! Before you go, can you check my butt? - No! - For TNT! - NO! - Please! I'll leave you alone forever and ever and ever! - [groans] Fine. Oh, would you look at that, there's absolutely no TNT anywhere in your- [farts] What the- [both scream] [explosion] - [Voiceover] It's time for Ask Orange! Orange, who would you rather save, me or Midget Apple? PS, if you choose me I'll subscribe to you! - Oh man... I gotta make a decision! But I only have time to save one of them! - Orange! Hurry! - Please! I'll subscribe to you! - I'll do ANYTHING for my subscribers! But I'll do anything for my friends, too! Um... - Think of all the jokes you can make about me if you save me! - That's a good point. - If I die, your "small" jokes will end! - He's right! Sorry Midnight Sparkle, I'm sure you'll understand. [fading scream] YAAAHHH! - Whew, thanks for saving me, Orange. It really means a lot. - And coming from you, that means very little. [Orange laughs and Midget Apple groans] - [Voiceover] Hey! - Hey! [Orange and voiceover alternate saying "Hey"] - [Voiceover] Hey! - Alright, alright! You win! - [Voiceover] Say "Hi, Sacha and Thomas." - Hi, Sacha and Thomas! - [Voiceover] Hey Orange, did you know that Zayn left One Direction? - Huh? NOOOOOOOOOO! My life is like, totally overrrrrrr! - [Voiceover] Can you explode? - Hmm... Let me try! [grunts] [farts] Nope. Close enough, though. [laughs] - [Voiceover] Hey Orange! The annoying dog is invading the kitchen! - Put your paws together, folks. It's me, the annoying dog. I'mma tickle your funny bone, then I'll probably try to bury it! [laughs] [crickets] Wow, wow, this crowd is "ruff". [laughs] Get it? [audience groans] "Ruff"? - [laughs] Good one! [audience booing] - [Apple] You suck! - [Potato] Get off the stage! - Alright, enough of this comedy nonsense. [dog eats the food and they scream] - [Voiceover] Here is a question. - And here is an answer! [laughs] - [Voiceover] Watch out Orange! CAR!!! - Huh? AAARGH! - WHOA! That toaster came out of nowhere! - Grandpa Lemon, are you sure you should be driving? - Heck, I'm not even sure if that's my reflection or if I'm the reflection. Whoa, so deep... - [Voiceover] Poop! - [laughs] - I do believe that Orange has snapped. [strange noise] - [Voiceover] Can Grapefruit have four faces? - Huh? Four faces? What does that even mean? Um, hey Grapefruit! Do you, have four faces? - Who told you that? - Dude, you're saying that like it's true. - This never leaves the room. Got it? - Uh huh. - Okay. Yeah. - You have three faces hidden on your butt? - Wait a minute! That's Destiny's Child! - And it never leaves the room! - [Voiceover] Hey Orange, why is Grapefruit always bragging? By the way, love your channel! - That's a good question. Grapefruit, why ARE you always bragging? - I uh... OKAY! It's 'cause I don't have biceps and I'm compensating! [cries] - [Voiceover] Why do you always tell jokes? - I... um... OKAY! It's 'cause I don't have biceps and I'm compensating! [cries] AH! - There you go. - Thanks! Thanks for the "hand"! [laughs] - Why can't it be Grapefruit's turn, huh? - [Voiceover] Orange, can you speak Spanish? - [speaking Spanish] - Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait. Are you just saying things off a Taco Bell menu? - HUH? [screams] C'mon Pear, what would you take me for? A churro? - AGH! - [laughs] - [Voiceover] Take this advice. Never listen to my advice. - Okay. Got it. I won't. - Uh, dude, by not taking her advice, you just took her advice. - It's an enigma! - I... I can't get my mind around it! - Everybody get back! He's gonna blow! - And that's no joke! He's got a bunch of TNT up his butt! - ARGH! [farts] Okay, whoa, false alarm, guys. [laughs] - Great. - Ugh, should've figured. - Wait no! Here comes another! [all scream] - Yo, whatcha gonna do when you're fixing a door hinge? Watch episode 22 of Ask Orange! Whatcha gonna do when you're eating your porridge? Watch Ask Orange, then pay down your mortgage! [laughs] Thanks, Beatbox! Alright, first question! [laughs] KNIFE! [slices logo]
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