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  • HOW ARE YOU?

  • HOW ARE YOU?

  • HOW ARE YOU? I LIKE THIS OUTFIT.

  • HOW ARE YOU? I LIKE THIS OUTFIT.

  • HOW ARE YOU? I LIKE THIS OUTFIT. >> I'M VERY NERVOUS.

  • I LIKE THIS OUTFIT. >> I'M VERY NERVOUS.

  • I LIKE THIS OUTFIT. >> I'M VERY NERVOUS. >> Jimmy: ARE YOU REALLY?

  • >> I'M VERY NERVOUS. >> Jimmy: ARE YOU REALLY?

  • >> I'M VERY NERVOUS. >> Jimmy: ARE YOU REALLY? >> I'VE LOVED YOU FOR SUCH A

  • >> Jimmy: ARE YOU REALLY? >> I'VE LOVED YOU FOR SUCH A

  • >> Jimmy: ARE YOU REALLY? >> I'VE LOVED YOU FOR SUCH A LONG TIME.

  • >> I'VE LOVED YOU FOR SUCH A LONG TIME.

  • >> I'VE LOVED YOU FOR SUCH A LONG TIME. >> Jimmy: OH, THAT'S NICE.

  • LONG TIME. >> Jimmy: OH, THAT'S NICE.

  • LONG TIME. >> Jimmy: OH, THAT'S NICE. THANK YOU.

  • >> Jimmy: OH, THAT'S NICE. THANK YOU.

  • >> Jimmy: OH, THAT'S NICE. THANK YOU. I APPRECIATE THAT.

  • THANK YOU. I APPRECIATE THAT.

  • THANK YOU. I APPRECIATE THAT. SOMEBODY LOVES ME FINALLY.

  • I APPRECIATE THAT. SOMEBODY LOVES ME FINALLY.

  • I APPRECIATE THAT. SOMEBODY LOVES ME FINALLY. [ LAUGHTER ]

  • SOMEBODY LOVES ME FINALLY. [ LAUGHTER ]

  • SOMEBODY LOVES ME FINALLY. [ LAUGHTER ] >> THIS IS A DREAM COME TRUE.

  • [ LAUGHTER ] >> THIS IS A DREAM COME TRUE.

  • [ LAUGHTER ] >> THIS IS A DREAM COME TRUE. >> Jimmy: DID YOU GET TO MEET

  • >> THIS IS A DREAM COME TRUE. >> Jimmy: DID YOU GET TO MEET

  • >> THIS IS A DREAM COME TRUE. >> Jimmy: DID YOU GET TO MEET TOM HANKS?

  • >> Jimmy: DID YOU GET TO MEET TOM HANKS?

  • >> Jimmy: DID YOU GET TO MEET TOM HANKS? THAT'S BETTER THAN MEETING ME

  • TOM HANKS? THAT'S BETTER THAN MEETING ME

  • TOM HANKS? THAT'S BETTER THAN MEETING ME FOR SURE.

  • THAT'S BETTER THAN MEETING ME FOR SURE.

  • THAT'S BETTER THAN MEETING ME FOR SURE. >> AGREED.

  • FOR SURE. >> AGREED.

  • FOR SURE. >> AGREED. [ LAUGHTER ]

  • >> AGREED. [ LAUGHTER ]

  • >> AGREED. [ LAUGHTER ] THIS IS ALSO VERY NICE.

  • [ LAUGHTER ] THIS IS ALSO VERY NICE.

  • [ LAUGHTER ] THIS IS ALSO VERY NICE. >> Jimmy: WELL, IT'S A PLEASURE

  • THIS IS ALSO VERY NICE. >> Jimmy: WELL, IT'S A PLEASURE

  • THIS IS ALSO VERY NICE. >> Jimmy: WELL, IT'S A PLEASURE TO HAVE YOU HERE.

  • >> Jimmy: WELL, IT'S A PLEASURE TO HAVE YOU HERE.

  • >> Jimmy: WELL, IT'S A PLEASURE TO HAVE YOU HERE. >> YEAH.

  • TO HAVE YOU HERE. >> YEAH.

  • TO HAVE YOU HERE. >> YEAH. HE WAS MY FIRST EVER CRUSH.

  • >> YEAH. HE WAS MY FIRST EVER CRUSH.

  • >> YEAH. HE WAS MY FIRST EVER CRUSH. >> Jimmy: TOM HANKS?

  • HE WAS MY FIRST EVER CRUSH. >> Jimmy: TOM HANKS?

  • HE WAS MY FIRST EVER CRUSH. >> Jimmy: TOM HANKS? REALLY?

  • >> Jimmy: TOM HANKS? REALLY?

  • >> Jimmy: TOM HANKS? REALLY? >> YEAH.

  • REALLY? >> YEAH.

  • REALLY? >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WHAT MOVIE WAS IT

  • >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WHAT MOVIE WAS IT

  • >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WHAT MOVIE WAS IT FROM?

  • >> Jimmy: WHAT MOVIE WAS IT FROM?

  • >> Jimmy: WHAT MOVIE WAS IT FROM? >> "FORREST GUMP."

  • FROM? >> "FORREST GUMP."

  • FROM? >> "FORREST GUMP." [ LAUGHTER ]

  • >> "FORREST GUMP." [ LAUGHTER ]

  • >> "FORREST GUMP." [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: REALLY?

  • [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: REALLY?

  • [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: REALLY? THAT'S THE ONE?

  • >> Jimmy: REALLY? THAT'S THE ONE?

  • >> Jimmy: REALLY? THAT'S THE ONE? [ LAUGHTER ]

  • THAT'S THE ONE? [ LAUGHTER ]

  • THAT'S THE ONE? [ LAUGHTER ] I'M NOT FEELING QUITE AS

  • [ LAUGHTER ] I'M NOT FEELING QUITE AS

  • [ LAUGHTER ] I'M NOT FEELING QUITE AS FLATTERED ANYMORE.

  • I'M NOT FEELING QUITE AS FLATTERED ANYMORE.

  • I'M NOT FEELING QUITE AS FLATTERED ANYMORE. IS IT THE CREWCUT THAT YOU

  • FLATTERED ANYMORE. IS IT THE CREWCUT THAT YOU

  • FLATTERED ANYMORE. IS IT THE CREWCUT THAT YOU ENJOY?

  • IS IT THE CREWCUT THAT YOU ENJOY?

  • IS IT THE CREWCUT THAT YOU ENJOY? >> IT'S ALL OF IT.

  • ENJOY? >> IT'S ALL OF IT.

  • ENJOY? >> IT'S ALL OF IT. I LOVE A FAST RUNNER.

  • >> IT'S ALL OF IT. I LOVE A FAST RUNNER.

  • >> IT'S ALL OF IT. I LOVE A FAST RUNNER. [ LAUGHTER ]

  • I LOVE A FAST RUNNER. [ LAUGHTER ]

  • I LOVE A FAST RUNNER. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: DID I EVER SEE "MR.

  • [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: DID I EVER SEE "MR.

  • [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: DID I EVER SEE "MR. ROGERS' NEIGHBORHOOD"?

  • >> Jimmy: DID I EVER SEE "MR. ROGERS' NEIGHBORHOOD"?

  • >> Jimmy: DID I EVER SEE "MR. ROGERS' NEIGHBORHOOD"? >> NO.

  • ROGERS' NEIGHBORHOOD"? >> NO.

  • ROGERS' NEIGHBORHOOD"? >> NO. WE DON'T HAVE KIND PROGRAMMING

  • >> NO. WE DON'T HAVE KIND PROGRAMMING

  • >> NO. WE DON'T HAVE KIND PROGRAMMING IN ENGLAND.

  • WE DON'T HAVE KIND PROGRAMMING IN ENGLAND.

  • WE DON'T HAVE KIND PROGRAMMING IN ENGLAND. >> Jimmy: NONE AT ALL?

  • IN ENGLAND. >> Jimmy: NONE AT ALL?

  • IN ENGLAND. >> Jimmy: NONE AT ALL? >> NO.

  • >> Jimmy: NONE AT ALL? >> NO.

  • >> Jimmy: NONE AT ALL? >> NO. WE DON'T TEACH ABOUT, YOU KNOW,

  • >> NO. WE DON'T TEACH ABOUT, YOU KNOW,

  • >> NO. WE DON'T TEACH ABOUT, YOU KNOW, LOVING THY NEIGHBOR.

  • WE DON'T TEACH ABOUT, YOU KNOW, LOVING THY NEIGHBOR.

  • WE DON'T TEACH ABOUT, YOU KNOW, LOVING THY NEIGHBOR. WE TEACH YOU TO FEAR AND HATE

  • LOVING THY NEIGHBOR. WE TEACH YOU TO FEAR AND HATE

  • LOVING THY NEIGHBOR. WE TEACH YOU TO FEAR AND HATE THY NEIGHBOR.

  • WE TEACH YOU TO FEAR AND HATE THY NEIGHBOR.

  • WE TEACH YOU TO FEAR AND HATE THY NEIGHBOR. >> Jimmy: IS THAT TRUE?

  • THY NEIGHBOR. >> Jimmy: IS THAT TRUE?

  • THY NEIGHBOR. >> Jimmy: IS THAT TRUE? >> YEAH.

  • >> Jimmy: IS THAT TRUE? >> YEAH.

  • >> Jimmy: IS THAT TRUE? >> YEAH. IF A STRANGER WERE TO TALK TO

  • >> YEAH. IF A STRANGER WERE TO TALK TO

  • >> YEAH. IF A STRANGER WERE TO TALK TO YOU IN THE STREET, YOU'D HAVE TO

  • IF A STRANGER WERE TO TALK TO YOU IN THE STREET, YOU'D HAVE TO

  • IF A STRANGER WERE TO TALK TO YOU IN THE STREET, YOU'D HAVE TO HOLD YOUR HANDBAG CLOSER TO YOU

  • YOU IN THE STREET, YOU'D HAVE TO HOLD YOUR HANDBAG CLOSER TO YOU

  • YOU IN THE STREET, YOU'D HAVE TO HOLD YOUR HANDBAG CLOSER TO YOU AND LOOK AT THEM SUSPICIOUSLY.

  • HOLD YOUR HANDBAG CLOSER TO YOU AND LOOK AT THEM SUSPICIOUSLY.

  • HOLD YOUR HANDBAG CLOSER TO YOU AND LOOK AT THEM SUSPICIOUSLY. NO, WE'RE TERRIBLE, COLD, DEAD

  • AND LOOK AT THEM SUSPICIOUSLY. NO, WE'RE TERRIBLE, COLD, DEAD

  • AND LOOK AT THEM SUSPICIOUSLY. NO, WE'RE TERRIBLE, COLD, DEAD PEOPLE.

  • NO, WE'RE TERRIBLE, COLD, DEAD PEOPLE.

  • NO, WE'RE TERRIBLE, COLD, DEAD PEOPLE. [ LAUGHTER ]

  • PEOPLE. [ LAUGHTER ]

  • PEOPLE. [ LAUGHTER ] YOU THINK WE'RE ALL LIKE MARY

  • [ LAUGHTER ] YOU THINK WE'RE ALL LIKE MARY

  • [ LAUGHTER ] YOU THINK WE'RE ALL LIKE MARY POPPINS BUT WE'RE NOT.

  • YOU THINK WE'RE ALL LIKE MARY POPPINS BUT WE'RE NOT.

  • YOU THINK WE'RE ALL LIKE MARY POPPINS BUT WE'RE NOT. WE'RE TRASH.

  • POPPINS BUT WE'RE NOT. WE'RE TRASH.

  • POPPINS BUT WE'RE NOT. WE'RE TRASH. >> Jimmy: YOU THINK IN GENERAL

  • WE'RE TRASH. >> Jimmy: YOU THINK IN GENERAL

  • WE'RE TRASH. >> Jimmy: YOU THINK IN GENERAL THERE'S AN UNFRIENDLINESS THAT

  • >> Jimmy: YOU THINK IN GENERAL THERE'S AN UNFRIENDLINESS THAT

  • >> Jimmy: YOU THINK IN GENERAL THERE'S AN UNFRIENDLINESS THAT COURSES THROUGH SOCIETY THERE?

  • THERE'S AN UNFRIENDLINESS THAT COURSES THROUGH SOCIETY THERE?

  • THERE'S AN UNFRIENDLINESS THAT COURSES THROUGH SOCIETY THERE? >> YEAH.

  • COURSES THROUGH SOCIETY THERE? >> YEAH.

  • COURSES THROUGH SOCIETY THERE? >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WOW.

  • >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WOW.

  • >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WOW. I NEVER REALLY GOT THAT SENSE.

  • >> Jimmy: WOW. I NEVER REALLY GOT THAT SENSE.

  • >> Jimmy: WOW. I NEVER REALLY GOT THAT SENSE. >> STICK UP THE BUM.

  • I NEVER REALLY GOT THAT SENSE. >> STICK UP THE BUM.

  • I NEVER REALLY GOT THAT SENSE. >> STICK UP THE BUM. [ LAUGHTER ]

  • >> STICK UP THE BUM. [ LAUGHTER ]

  • >> STICK UP THE BUM. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I GUESS SO.

  • [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I GUESS SO.

  • [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I GUESS SO. >> NOT LITERALLY.

  • >> Jimmy: I GUESS SO. >> NOT LITERALLY.

  • >> Jimmy: I GUESS SO. >> NOT LITERALLY. >> Jimmy: BY THE WAY, I WAS

  • >> NOT LITERALLY. >> Jimmy: BY THE WAY, I WAS

  • >> NOT LITERALLY. >> Jimmy: BY THE WAY, I WAS THINKING ABOUT TOM HANKS AND I

  • >> Jimmy: BY THE WAY, I WAS THINKING ABOUT TOM HANKS AND I

  • >> Jimmy: BY THE WAY, I WAS THINKING ABOUT TOM HANKS AND I WAS THINKING ABOUT ONE OF YOUR

  • THINKING ABOUT TOM HANKS AND I WAS THINKING ABOUT ONE OF YOUR

  • THINKING ABOUT TOM HANKS AND I WAS THINKING ABOUT ONE OF YOUR CO-STARS ON "THE GOOD PLACE,"

  • WAS THINKING ABOUT ONE OF YOUR CO-STARS ON "THE GOOD PLACE,"

  • WAS THINKING ABOUT ONE OF YOUR CO-STARS ON "THE GOOD PLACE," TED DANSON, WHO TO ME IS LIKE

  • CO-STARS ON "THE GOOD PLACE," TED DANSON, WHO TO ME IS LIKE

  • CO-STARS ON "THE GOOD PLACE," TED DANSON, WHO TO ME IS LIKE THE TOM HANKS OF TELEVISION.

  • TED DANSON, WHO TO ME IS LIKE THE TOM HANKS OF TELEVISION.

  • TED DANSON, WHO TO ME IS LIKE THE TOM HANKS OF TELEVISION. YOU KNOW, AND OF COURSE TOM DID

  • THE TOM HANKS OF TELEVISION. YOU KNOW, AND OF COURSE TOM DID

  • THE TOM HANKS OF TELEVISION. YOU KNOW, AND OF COURSE TOM DID SOME TELEVISION AND TED'S DONE

  • YOU KNOW, AND OF COURSE TOM DID SOME TELEVISION AND TED'S DONE

  • YOU KNOW, AND OF COURSE TOM DID SOME TELEVISION AND TED'S DONE SOME MOVIES.

  • SOME TELEVISION AND TED'S DONE SOME MOVIES.

  • SOME TELEVISION AND TED'S DONE SOME MOVIES. BUT HE'S LIKE GOT THAT SAME WE

  • SOME MOVIES. BUT HE'S LIKE GOT THAT SAME WE

  • SOME MOVIES. BUT HE'S LIKE GOT THAT SAME WE ALL LOVE HIM QUALITY.

  • BUT HE'S LIKE GOT THAT SAME WE ALL LOVE HIM QUALITY.

  • BUT HE'S LIKE GOT THAT SAME WE ALL LOVE HIM QUALITY. HAVE YOU FOUND THAT FROM HIM?

  • ALL LOVE HIM QUALITY. HAVE YOU FOUND THAT FROM HIM?

  • ALL LOVE HIM QUALITY. HAVE YOU FOUND THAT FROM HIM? >> I HATE HIM.

  • HAVE YOU FOUND THAT FROM HIM? >> I HATE HIM.

  • HAVE YOU FOUND THAT FROM HIM? >> I HATE HIM. [ LAUGHTER ]

  • >> I HATE HIM. [ LAUGHTER ]

  • >> I HATE HIM. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU DON'T LIKE HIM?

  • [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU DON'T LIKE HIM?

  • [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU DON'T LIKE HIM? >> NO, I LOVE HIM.

  • >> Jimmy: YOU DON'T LIKE HIM? >> NO, I LOVE HIM.

  • >> Jimmy: YOU DON'T LIKE HIM? >> NO, I LOVE HIM. HE'S SO WONDERFUL.

  • >> NO, I LOVE HIM. HE'S SO WONDERFUL.

  • >> NO, I LOVE HIM. HE'S SO WONDERFUL. HE TAUGHT ME EVERYTHING I KNOW.

  • HE'S SO WONDERFUL. HE TAUGHT ME EVERYTHING I KNOW.

  • HE'S SO WONDERFUL. HE TAUGHT ME EVERYTHING I KNOW. SO IF ANYBODY EVER THOUGHT I WAS

  • HE TAUGHT ME EVERYTHING I KNOW. SO IF ANYBODY EVER THOUGHT I WAS

  • HE TAUGHT ME EVERYTHING I KNOW. SO IF ANYBODY EVER THOUGHT I WAS BAD ON "THE GOOD PLACE," IT'S

  • SO IF ANYBODY EVER THOUGHT I WAS BAD ON "THE GOOD PLACE," IT'S

  • SO IF ANYBODY EVER THOUGHT I WAS BAD ON "THE GOOD PLACE," IT'S TED'S FAULT, NOT MINE.

  • BAD ON "THE GOOD PLACE," IT'S TED'S FAULT, NOT MINE.

  • BAD ON "THE GOOD PLACE," IT'S TED'S FAULT, NOT MINE. >> Jimmy: WHAT DID TED TEACH

  • TED'S FAULT, NOT MINE. >> Jimmy: WHAT DID TED TEACH

  • TED'S FAULT, NOT MINE. >> Jimmy: WHAT DID TED TEACH YOU?

  • >> Jimmy: WHAT DID TED TEACH YOU?

  • >> Jimmy: WHAT DID TED TEACH YOU? >> HE TAUGHT ME HOW TO ACT.

  • YOU? >> HE TAUGHT ME HOW TO ACT.

  • YOU? >> HE TAUGHT ME HOW TO ACT. BUT MOSTLY HE WAS JUST GOOD AT

  • >> HE TAUGHT ME HOW TO ACT. BUT MOSTLY HE WAS JUST GOOD AT

  • >> HE TAUGHT ME HOW TO ACT. BUT MOSTLY HE WAS JUST GOOD AT TEACHING ME HOW TO STAY ALIVE.

  • BUT MOSTLY HE WAS JUST GOOD AT TEACHING ME HOW TO STAY ALIVE.

  • BUT MOSTLY HE WAS JUST GOOD AT TEACHING ME HOW TO STAY ALIVE. I KEPT ON GETTING A FEVER JUST

  • TEACHING ME HOW TO STAY ALIVE. I KEPT ON GETTING A FEVER JUST

  • TEACHING ME HOW TO STAY ALIVE. I KEPT ON GETTING A FEVER JUST FROM FILMING, WHICH SHOWS HOW

  • I KEPT ON GETTING A FEVER JUST FROM FILMING, WHICH SHOWS HOW

  • I KEPT ON GETTING A FEVER JUST FROM FILMING, WHICH SHOWS HOW PATHETIC I WAS.

  • FROM FILMING, WHICH SHOWS HOW PATHETIC I WAS.

  • FROM FILMING, WHICH SHOWS HOW PATHETIC I WAS. A DOCTOR ONCE TOLD ME I'M

  • PATHETIC I WAS. A DOCTOR ONCE TOLD ME I'M

  • PATHETIC I WAS. A DOCTOR ONCE TOLD ME I'M CLINICALLY WEAK.

  • A DOCTOR ONCE TOLD ME I'M CLINICALLY WEAK.

  • A DOCTOR ONCE TOLD ME I'M CLINICALLY WEAK. [ LAUGHTER ]

  • CLINICALLY WEAK. [ LAUGHTER ]

  • CLINICALLY WEAK. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: REALLY?

  • [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: REALLY?

  • [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: REALLY? >> IT ISN'T A CONDITION.

  • >> Jimmy: REALLY? >> IT ISN'T A CONDITION.

  • >> Jimmy: REALLY? >> IT ISN'T A CONDITION. IT WAS JUST SAD.

  • >> IT ISN'T A CONDITION. IT WAS JUST SAD.

  • >> IT ISN'T A CONDITION. IT WAS JUST SAD. BUT TED NOTICE THEY'D WAS

  • IT WAS JUST SAD. BUT TED NOTICE THEY'D WAS

  • IT WAS JUST SAD. BUT TED NOTICE THEY'D WAS FATIGUED AND HE WAS RUNNING

  • BUT TED NOTICE THEY'D WAS FATIGUED AND HE WAS RUNNING

  • BUT TED NOTICE THEY'D WAS FATIGUED AND HE WAS RUNNING RINGS AROUND ME.

  • FATIGUED AND HE WAS RUNNING RINGS AROUND ME.

  • FATIGUED AND HE WAS RUNNING RINGS AROUND ME. AND HE'S 40 YEARS OLDER THAN ME,

  • RINGS AROUND ME. AND HE'S 40 YEARS OLDER THAN ME,

  • RINGS AROUND ME. AND HE'S 40 YEARS OLDER THAN ME, WHICH HE WOULD HATE ME SAYING ON

  • AND HE'S 40 YEARS OLDER THAN ME, WHICH HE WOULD HATE ME SAYING ON

  • AND HE'S 40 YEARS OLDER THAN ME, WHICH HE WOULD HATE ME SAYING ON TELEVISION.

  • WHICH HE WOULD HATE ME SAYING ON TELEVISION.

  • WHICH HE WOULD HATE ME SAYING ON TELEVISION. BUT I STARTED TO JOG BECAUSE OF

  • TELEVISION. BUT I STARTED TO JOG BECAUSE OF

  • TELEVISION. BUT I STARTED TO JOG BECAUSE OF HIM AND THE FIRST TIME I TRIED I

  • BUT I STARTED TO JOG BECAUSE OF HIM AND THE FIRST TIME I TRIED I

  • BUT I STARTED TO JOG BECAUSE OF HIM AND THE FIRST TIME I TRIED I ALMOST DIED.

  • HIM AND THE FIRST TIME I TRIED I ALMOST DIED.

  • HIM AND THE FIRST TIME I TRIED I ALMOST DIED. >> Jimmy: FROM JOGGING?

  • ALMOST DIED. >> Jimmy: FROM JOGGING?

  • ALMOST DIED. >> Jimmy: FROM JOGGING? >> YEAH.

  • >> Jimmy: FROM JOGGING? >> YEAH.

  • >> Jimmy: FROM JOGGING? >> YEAH. I WENT JOG.

  • >> YEAH. I WENT JOG.

  • >> YEAH. I WENT JOG. I WENT ABOUT 6:00 P.M. IN THE

  • I WENT JOG. I WENT ABOUT 6:00 P.M. IN THE

  • I WENT JOG. I WENT ABOUT 6:00 P.M. IN THE EVENING.

  • I WENT ABOUT 6:00 P.M. IN THE EVENING.

  • I WENT ABOUT 6:00 P.M. IN THE EVENING. I WENT OUT DRESSED LIKE A NINJA,

  • EVENING. I WENT OUT DRESSED LIKE A NINJA,

  • EVENING. I WENT OUT DRESSED LIKE A NINJA, HEAD TO TOE IN BLACK BECAUSE

  • I WENT OUT DRESSED LIKE A NINJA, HEAD TO TOE IN BLACK BECAUSE

  • I WENT OUT DRESSED LIKE A NINJA, HEAD TO TOE IN BLACK BECAUSE L.A. DOESN'T FEEL VERY SAFE ON

  • HEAD TO TOE IN BLACK BECAUSE L.A. DOESN'T FEEL VERY SAFE ON

  • HEAD TO TOE IN BLACK BECAUSE L.A. DOESN'T FEEL VERY SAFE ON THE STREET.

  • L.A. DOESN'T FEEL VERY SAFE ON THE STREET.

  • L.A. DOESN'T FEEL VERY SAFE ON THE STREET. I'M JOKING.

  • THE STREET. I'M JOKING.

  • THE STREET. I'M JOKING. I'M RUNNING DOWN A BIG ROAD

  • I'M JOKING. I'M RUNNING DOWN A BIG ROAD

  • I'M JOKING. I'M RUNNING DOWN A BIG ROAD CALLED LA CIENEGA.

  • I'M RUNNING DOWN A BIG ROAD CALLED LA CIENEGA.

  • I'M RUNNING DOWN A BIG ROAD CALLED LA CIENEGA. THERE'S A TRAFFIC STOP I GUESS

  • CALLED LA CIENEGA. THERE'S A TRAFFIC STOP I GUESS

  • CALLED LA CIENEGA. THERE'S A TRAFFIC STOP I GUESS YOU CALL IT IN THE MIDDLE.

  • THERE'S A TRAFFIC STOP I GUESS YOU CALL IT IN THE MIDDLE.

  • THERE'S A TRAFFIC STOP I GUESS YOU CALL IT IN THE MIDDLE. WHAT DO YOU CALL IT?

  • YOU CALL IT IN THE MIDDLE. WHAT DO YOU CALL IT?

  • YOU CALL IT IN THE MIDDLE. WHAT DO YOU CALL IT? A TRAFFIC ISLAND?

  • WHAT DO YOU CALL IT? A TRAFFIC ISLAND?

  • WHAT DO YOU CALL IT? A TRAFFIC ISLAND? >> Jimmy: YEAH.

  • A TRAFFIC ISLAND? >> Jimmy: YEAH.

  • A TRAFFIC ISLAND? >> Jimmy: YEAH. >> THERE'S THREE LANES OF

  • >> Jimmy: YEAH. >> THERE'S THREE LANES OF

  • >> Jimmy: YEAH. >> THERE'S THREE LANES OF TRAFFIC ON EITHER SIDE.

  • >> THERE'S THREE LANES OF TRAFFIC ON EITHER SIDE.

  • >> THERE'S THREE LANES OF TRAFFIC ON EITHER SIDE. >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH.

  • TRAFFIC ON EITHER SIDE. >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH.

  • TRAFFIC ON EITHER SIDE. >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH. >> I STOPPED BECAUSE OF THE

  • >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH. >> I STOPPED BECAUSE OF THE

  • >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH. >> I STOPPED BECAUSE OF THE TRAFFIC.

  • >> I STOPPED BECAUSE OF THE TRAFFIC.

  • >> I STOPPED BECAUSE OF THE TRAFFIC. I'M LISTENING TO BEYONCE VERY

  • TRAFFIC. I'M LISTENING TO BEYONCE VERY

  • TRAFFIC. I'M LISTENING TO BEYONCE VERY LOUD.

  • I'M LISTENING TO BEYONCE VERY LOUD.

  • I'M LISTENING TO BEYONCE VERY LOUD. AND I GUESS BECAUSE I'M VERY

  • LOUD. AND I GUESS BECAUSE I'M VERY

  • LOUD. AND I GUESS BECAUSE I'M VERY TALL I HAVE TO DISTURBED A

  • AND I GUESS BECAUSE I'M VERY TALL I HAVE TO DISTURBED A

  • AND I GUESS BECAUSE I'M VERY TALL I HAVE TO DISTURBED A BRANCH ON THE TREE.

  • TALL I HAVE TO DISTURBED A BRANCH ON THE TREE.

  • TALL I HAVE TO DISTURBED A BRANCH ON THE TREE. WHAT I DON'T KNOW IS -- AND I

  • BRANCH ON THE TREE. WHAT I DON'T KNOW IS -- AND I

  • BRANCH ON THE TREE. WHAT I DON'T KNOW IS -- AND I FIND THIS OUT AS KIND OF A CLOUD

  • WHAT I DON'T KNOW IS -- AND I FIND THIS OUT AS KIND OF A CLOUD

  • WHAT I DON'T KNOW IS -- AND I FIND THIS OUT AS KIND OF A CLOUD OF BLACK DESCENDS UPON ME.

  • FIND THIS OUT AS KIND OF A CLOUD OF BLACK DESCENDS UPON ME.

  • FIND THIS OUT AS KIND OF A CLOUD OF BLACK DESCENDS UPON ME. THERE'S A BEEHIVE ON THAT TREE.

  • OF BLACK DESCENDS UPON ME. THERE'S A BEEHIVE ON THAT TREE.

  • OF BLACK DESCENDS UPON ME. THERE'S A BEEHIVE ON THAT TREE. >> Jimmy: WOW.

  • THERE'S A BEEHIVE ON THAT TREE. >> Jimmy: WOW.

  • THERE'S A BEEHIVE ON THAT TREE. >> Jimmy: WOW. >> I HAVE VERY MUCH SO PISSED

  • >> Jimmy: WOW. >> I HAVE VERY MUCH SO PISSED

  • >> Jimmy: WOW. >> I HAVE VERY MUCH SO PISSED OFF THE BEEHIVE THAT ARE NOW ALL

  • >> I HAVE VERY MUCH SO PISSED OFF THE BEEHIVE THAT ARE NOW ALL

  • >> I HAVE VERY MUCH SO PISSED OFF THE BEEHIVE THAT ARE NOW ALL OVER ME.

  • OFF THE BEEHIVE THAT ARE NOW ALL OVER ME.

  • OFF THE BEEHIVE THAT ARE NOW ALL OVER ME. SO I JUST START RUNNING INTO

  • OVER ME. SO I JUST START RUNNING INTO

  • OVER ME. SO I JUST START RUNNING INTO TRAFFIC.

  • SO I JUST START RUNNING INTO TRAFFIC.

  • SO I JUST START RUNNING INTO TRAFFIC. THAT IS MY NATURAL INSTINCT,

  • TRAFFIC. THAT IS MY NATURAL INSTINCT,

  • TRAFFIC. THAT IS MY NATURAL INSTINCT, JUST TO RUN INTO SIX LANES OF

  • THAT IS MY NATURAL INSTINCT, JUST TO RUN INTO SIX LANES OF

  • THAT IS MY NATURAL INSTINCT, JUST TO RUN INTO SIX LANES OF TRAFFIC.

  • JUST TO RUN INTO SIX LANES OF TRAFFIC.

  • JUST TO RUN INTO SIX LANES OF TRAFFIC. I RUN IN, A CAR HITS ME --

  • TRAFFIC. I RUN IN, A CAR HITS ME --

  • TRAFFIC. I RUN IN, A CAR HITS ME -- >> Jimmy: NO!

  • I RUN IN, A CAR HITS ME -- >> Jimmy: NO!

  • I RUN IN, A CAR HITS ME -- >> Jimmy: NO! >> YEAH.

  • >> Jimmy: NO! >> YEAH.

  • >> Jimmy: NO! >> YEAH. I GET KNOCKED OVER BY A CAR.

  • >> YEAH. I GET KNOCKED OVER BY A CAR.

  • >> YEAH. I GET KNOCKED OVER BY A CAR. I JUST STARTED FILMING "THE GOOD

  • I GET KNOCKED OVER BY A CAR. I JUST STARTED FILMING "THE GOOD

  • I GET KNOCKED OVER BY A CAR. I JUST STARTED FILMING "THE GOOD PLACE" BY THE WAY.

  • I JUST STARTED FILMING "THE GOOD PLACE" BY THE WAY.

  • I JUST STARTED FILMING "THE GOOD PLACE" BY THE WAY. BUT THE CAR IS THANKFULLY

  • PLACE" BY THE WAY. BUT THE CAR IS THANKFULLY

  • PLACE" BY THE WAY. BUT THE CAR IS THANKFULLY SLOWING DOWN BECAUSE IT SEES A

  • BUT THE CAR IS THANKFULLY SLOWING DOWN BECAUSE IT SEES A

  • BUT THE CAR IS THANKFULLY SLOWING DOWN BECAUSE IT SEES A WOMAN COVERED IN A PERM OF BEES.

  • SLOWING DOWN BECAUSE IT SEES A WOMAN COVERED IN A PERM OF BEES.

  • SLOWING DOWN BECAUSE IT SEES A WOMAN COVERED IN A PERM OF BEES. SO THEY HIT ME WHILE SLOWING

  • WOMAN COVERED IN A PERM OF BEES. SO THEY HIT ME WHILE SLOWING

  • WOMAN COVERED IN A PERM OF BEES. SO THEY HIT ME WHILE SLOWING DOWN.

  • SO THEY HIT ME WHILE SLOWING DOWN.

  • SO THEY HIT ME WHILE SLOWING DOWN. I GO DOWN.

  • DOWN. I GO DOWN.

  • DOWN. I GO DOWN. THE BEES COME DOWN ON ME.

  • I GO DOWN. THE BEES COME DOWN ON ME.

  • I GO DOWN. THE BEES COME DOWN ON ME. I GET BACK UP.

  • THE BEES COME DOWN ON ME. I GET BACK UP.

  • THE BEES COME DOWN ON ME. I GET BACK UP. I START RUNNING AGAIN.

  • I GET BACK UP. I START RUNNING AGAIN.

  • I GET BACK UP. I START RUNNING AGAIN. THE BEES CONTINUE TO CHASE ME

  • I START RUNNING AGAIN. THE BEES CONTINUE TO CHASE ME

  • I START RUNNING AGAIN. THE BEES CONTINUE TO CHASE ME FOR ANOTHER FIVE MINUTES TILL

  • THE BEES CONTINUE TO CHASE ME FOR ANOTHER FIVE MINUTES TILL

  • THE BEES CONTINUE TO CHASE ME FOR ANOTHER FIVE MINUTES TILL FINALLY I TURN A CORNER, I RUN

  • FOR ANOTHER FIVE MINUTES TILL FINALLY I TURN A CORNER, I RUN

  • FOR ANOTHER FIVE MINUTES TILL FINALLY I TURN A CORNER, I RUN DOWN A STREET CALLED 3rd, WHICH

  • FINALLY I TURN A CORNER, I RUN DOWN A STREET CALLED 3rd, WHICH

  • FINALLY I TURN A CORNER, I RUN DOWN A STREET CALLED 3rd, WHICH IS A VERY BIG STREET.

  • DOWN A STREET CALLED 3rd, WHICH IS A VERY BIG STREET.

  • DOWN A STREET CALLED 3rd, WHICH IS A VERY BIG STREET. THERE IS A TACO CLUB I GUESS.

  • IS A VERY BIG STREET. THERE IS A TACO CLUB I GUESS.

  • IS A VERY BIG STREET. THERE IS A TACO CLUB I GUESS. IT'S A CLUB SLASH TACO BAR.

  • THERE IS A TACO CLUB I GUESS. IT'S A CLUB SLASH TACO BAR.

  • THERE IS A TACO CLUB I GUESS. IT'S A CLUB SLASH TACO BAR. THERE ARE PEOPLE STANDING

  • IT'S A CLUB SLASH TACO BAR. THERE ARE PEOPLE STANDING

  • IT'S A CLUB SLASH TACO BAR. THERE ARE PEOPLE STANDING OUTSIDE SMOKING.

  • THERE ARE PEOPLE STANDING OUTSIDE SMOKING.

  • THERE ARE PEOPLE STANDING OUTSIDE SMOKING. AND I THINK TO MYSELF, AND THIS

  • OUTSIDE SMOKING. AND I THINK TO MYSELF, AND THIS

  • OUTSIDE SMOKING. AND I THINK TO MYSELF, AND THIS IS LIKE -- IT'S TERRIBLE WHEN

  • AND I THINK TO MYSELF, AND THIS IS LIKE -- IT'S TERRIBLE WHEN

  • AND I THINK TO MYSELF, AND THIS IS LIKE -- IT'S TERRIBLE WHEN YOU'RE IN A MOMENT OF EMERGENCY

  • IS LIKE -- IT'S TERRIBLE WHEN YOU'RE IN A MOMENT OF EMERGENCY

  • IS LIKE -- IT'S TERRIBLE WHEN YOU'RE IN A MOMENT OF EMERGENCY TO REALIZE WHAT AN AWFUL PERSON

  • YOU'RE IN A MOMENT OF EMERGENCY TO REALIZE WHAT AN AWFUL PERSON

  • YOU'RE IN A MOMENT OF EMERGENCY TO REALIZE WHAT AN AWFUL PERSON YOU ARE.

  • TO REALIZE WHAT AN AWFUL PERSON YOU ARE.

  • TO REALIZE WHAT AN AWFUL PERSON YOU ARE. BUT I LOOKED AT THOSE PEOPLE

  • YOU ARE. BUT I LOOKED AT THOSE PEOPLE

  • YOU ARE. BUT I LOOKED AT THOSE PEOPLE SMOKING AND I WAS LIKE, YOU

  • BUT I LOOKED AT THOSE PEOPLE SMOKING AND I WAS LIKE, YOU

  • BUT I LOOKED AT THOSE PEOPLE SMOKING AND I WAS LIKE, YOU ALREADY DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR

  • SMOKING AND I WAS LIKE, YOU ALREADY DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR

  • SMOKING AND I WAS LIKE, YOU ALREADY DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR LIFE.

  • ALREADY DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR LIFE.

  • ALREADY DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR LIFE. [ LAUGHT

  • LIFE. [ LAUGHT

  • LIFE. [ LAUGHT [ LAUGHTER ]

  • [ LAUGHT [ LAUGHTER ]

  • [ LAUGHT [ LAUGHTER ] SO I'M GOING TO RUN AT YOU WITH

  • [ LAUGHTER ] SO I'M GOING TO RUN AT YOU WITH

  • [ LAUGHTER ] SO I'M GOING TO RUN AT YOU WITH THESE BEES.

  • SO I'M GOING TO RUN AT YOU WITH THESE BEES.

  • SO I'M GOING TO RUN AT YOU WITH THESE BEES. I'M ON A SHOW.

  • THESE BEES. I'M ON A SHOW.

  • THESE BEES. I'M ON A SHOW. [ LAUGHTER ]

  • I'M ON A SHOW. [ LAUGHTER ]

  • I'M ON A SHOW. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU LED THE BEES TO

  • [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU LED THE BEES TO

  • [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU LED THE BEES TO THEM?

  • >> Jimmy: YOU LED THE BEES TO THEM?

  • >> Jimmy: YOU LED THE BEES TO THEM? >> I LEAD THE BEES TO ALL OF

  • THEM? >> I LEAD THE BEES TO ALL OF

  • THEM? >> I LEAD THE BEES TO ALL OF THESE SMOKING PEOPLE.

  • >> I LEAD THE BEES TO ALL OF THESE SMOKING PEOPLE.

  • >> I LEAD THE BEES TO ALL OF THESE SMOKING PEOPLE. AND THEN I GET DOWN ON THE

  • THESE SMOKING PEOPLE. AND THEN I GET DOWN ON THE

  • THESE SMOKING PEOPLE. AND THEN I GET DOWN ON THE GROUND AND I ARMY CRAWL INTO THE

  • AND THEN I GET DOWN ON THE GROUND AND I ARMY CRAWL INTO THE

  • AND THEN I GET DOWN ON THE GROUND AND I ARMY CRAWL INTO THE JUICE BAR NEXT DOOR AND WATCH

  • GROUND AND I ARMY CRAWL INTO THE JUICE BAR NEXT DOOR AND WATCH

  • GROUND AND I ARMY CRAWL INTO THE JUICE BAR NEXT DOOR AND WATCH EVERYONE GET STUNG.

  • JUICE BAR NEXT DOOR AND WATCH EVERYONE GET STUNG.

  • JUICE BAR NEXT DOOR AND WATCH EVERYONE GET STUNG. THERE ARE HANDBAGS FLYING,

  • EVERYONE GET STUNG. THERE ARE HANDBAGS FLYING,

  • EVERYONE GET STUNG. THERE ARE HANDBAGS FLYING, CIGARETTES FLYING.

  • THERE ARE HANDBAGS FLYING, CIGARETTES FLYING.

  • THERE ARE HANDBAGS FLYING, CIGARETTES FLYING. IT'S MAYHEM.

  • CIGARETTES FLYING. IT'S MAYHEM.

  • CIGARETTES FLYING. IT'S MAYHEM. AND I WAS FINE.

  • IT'S MAYHEM. AND I WAS FINE.

  • IT'S MAYHEM. AND I WAS FINE. >> Jimmy: REALLY?

  • AND I WAS FINE. >> Jimmy: REALLY?

  • AND I WAS FINE. >> Jimmy: REALLY? YOU HAD NO STINGS?

  • >> Jimmy: REALLY? YOU HAD NO STINGS?

  • >> Jimmy: REALLY? YOU HAD NO STINGS? >> NOT ONE.

  • YOU HAD NO STINGS? >> NOT ONE.

  • YOU HAD NO STINGS? >> NOT ONE. [ APPLAUSE ]

  • >> NOT ONE. [ APPLAUSE ]

  • >> NOT ONE. [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: THIS IS WHY YOU CAN

  • [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: THIS IS WHY YOU CAN

  • [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: THIS IS WHY YOU CAN NEVER EXERCISE.

  • >> Jimmy: THIS IS WHY YOU CAN NEVER EXERCISE.

  • >> Jimmy: THIS IS WHY YOU CAN NEVER EXERCISE. IT'S SO DANGEROUS.

  • NEVER EXERCISE. IT'S SO DANGEROUS.

  • NEVER EXERCISE. IT'S SO DANGEROUS. >> SO DANGEROUS.

  • IT'S SO DANGEROUS. >> SO DANGEROUS.

  • IT'S SO DANGEROUS. >> SO DANGEROUS. >> Jimmy: AND TED DANSON IS AT

  • >> SO DANGEROUS. >> Jimmy: AND TED DANSON IS AT

  • >> SO DANGEROUS. >> Jimmy: AND TED DANSON IS AT FAULT FOR THIS.

  • >> Jimmy: AND TED DANSON IS AT FAULT FOR THIS.

  • >> Jimmy: AND TED DANSON IS AT FAULT FOR THIS. >> HE TRIED TO KILL ME.

  • FAULT FOR THIS. >> HE TRIED TO KILL ME.

  • FAULT FOR THIS. >> HE TRIED TO KILL ME. >> Jimmy: THIS WOULD BE A

  • >> HE TRIED TO KILL ME. >> Jimmy: THIS WOULD BE A

  • >> HE TRIED TO KILL ME. >> Jimmy: THIS WOULD BE A PERFECT SCENARIO FOR YOUR

  • >> Jimmy: THIS WOULD BE A PERFECT SCENARIO FOR YOUR

  • >> Jimmy: THIS WOULD BE A PERFECT SCENARIO FOR YOUR TELEVISION SHOW, WOULDN'T IT?

  • PERFECT SCENARIO FOR YOUR TELEVISION SHOW, WOULDN'T IT?

  • PERFECT SCENARIO FOR YOUR TELEVISION SHOW, WOULDN'T IT? >> YES.

  • TELEVISION SHOW, WOULDN'T IT? >> YES.

  • TELEVISION SHOW, WOULDN'T IT? >> YES. >> Jimmy: IT'S ONLY A SHAME THIS

  • >> YES. >> Jimmy: IT'S ONLY A SHAME THIS

  • >> YES. >> Jimmy: IT'S ONLY A SHAME THIS WASN'T CAPTURED ON VIDEOTAPE.

  • >> Jimmy: IT'S ONLY A SHAME THIS WASN'T CAPTURED ON VIDEOTAPE.

  • >> Jimmy: IT'S ONLY A SHAME THIS WASN'T CAPTURED ON VIDEOTAPE. "THE MISERY INDEX."

  • WASN'T CAPTURED ON VIDEOTAPE. "THE MISERY INDEX."

  • WASN'T CAPTURED ON VIDEOTAPE. "THE MISERY INDEX." EXPLAIN THE IDEA OF THIS SHOW.

  • "THE MISERY INDEX." EXPLAIN THE IDEA OF THIS SHOW.

  • "THE MISERY INDEX." EXPLAIN THE IDEA OF THIS SHOW. >> SO "THE MISERY INDEX" IS A

  • EXPLAIN THE IDEA OF THIS SHOW. >> SO "THE MISERY INDEX" IS A

  • EXPLAIN THE IDEA OF THIS SHOW. >> SO "THE MISERY INDEX" IS A GAME SHOW.

  • >> SO "THE MISERY INDEX" IS A GAME SHOW.

  • >> SO "THE MISERY INDEX" IS A GAME SHOW. IT'S ON TBS.

  • GAME SHOW. IT'S ON TBS.

  • GAME SHOW. IT'S ON TBS. IT'S WITH THE IMPRACTICAL

  • IT'S ON TBS. IT'S WITH THE IMPRACTICAL

  • IT'S ON TBS. IT'S WITH THE IMPRACTICAL JOKERS.

  • IT'S WITH THE IMPRACTICAL JOKERS.

  • IT'S WITH THE IMPRACTICAL JOKERS. AND WE HAVE TO BASICALLY RANK

  • JOKERS. AND WE HAVE TO BASICALLY RANK

  • JOKERS. AND WE HAVE TO BASICALLY RANK THE MOST MISERABLE EVENTS THAT

  • AND WE HAVE TO BASICALLY RANK THE MOST MISERABLE EVENTS THAT

  • AND WE HAVE TO BASICALLY RANK THE MOST MISERABLE EVENTS THAT CAN HAPPEN TO PEOPLE.

  • THE MOST MISERABLE EVENTS THAT CAN HAPPEN TO PEOPLE.

  • THE MOST MISERABLE EVENTS THAT CAN HAPPEN TO PEOPLE. IT'S KIND OF SELF-PERPETUATED

  • CAN HAPPEN TO PEOPLE. IT'S KIND OF SELF-PERPETUATED

  • CAN HAPPEN TO PEOPLE. IT'S KIND OF SELF-PERPETUATED STUPIDITY.

  • IT'S KIND OF SELF-PERPETUATED STUPIDITY.

  • IT'S KIND OF SELF-PERPETUATED STUPIDITY. WE'RE NOT PUNCHING DOWN.

  • STUPIDITY. WE'RE NOT PUNCHING DOWN.

  • STUPIDITY. WE'RE NOT PUNCHING DOWN. IT'S NOT CRUEL.

  • WE'RE NOT PUNCHING DOWN. IT'S NOT CRUEL.

  • WE'RE NOT PUNCHING DOWN. IT'S NOT CRUEL. IT'S JUST BASED ON HUMAN ERROR.

  • IT'S NOT CRUEL. IT'S JUST BASED ON HUMAN ERROR.

  • IT'S NOT CRUEL. IT'S JUST BASED ON HUMAN ERROR. AND THERE'S A SCALE OF 1 TO 100.

  • IT'S JUST BASED ON HUMAN ERROR. AND THERE'S A SCALE OF 1 TO 100.

  • IT'S JUST BASED ON HUMAN ERROR. AND THERE'S A SCALE OF 1 TO 100. AND WE'RE GOING TO GIVE YOU

  • AND THERE'S A SCALE OF 1 TO 100. AND WE'RE GOING TO GIVE YOU

  • AND THERE'S A SCALE OF 1 TO 100. AND WE'RE GOING TO GIVE YOU DIFFERENT SCENARIO THAT'S ARE

  • AND WE'RE GOING TO GIVE YOU DIFFERENT SCENARIO THAT'S ARE

  • AND WE'RE GOING TO GIVE YOU DIFFERENT SCENARIO THAT'S ARE HIDEOUS AND YOU HAVE TO FIGURE

  • DIFFERENT SCENARIO THAT'S ARE HIDEOUS AND YOU HAVE TO FIGURE

  • DIFFERENT SCENARIO THAT'S ARE HIDEOUS AND YOU HAVE TO FIGURE OUT WHERE ON THE SCALE OF 1 TO

  • HIDEOUS AND YOU HAVE TO FIGURE OUT WHERE ON THE SCALE OF 1 TO

  • HIDEOUS AND YOU HAVE TO FIGURE OUT WHERE ON THE SCALE OF 1 TO 100 THOSE THINGS GO FOR THE

  • OUT WHERE ON THE SCALE OF 1 TO 100 THOSE THINGS GO FOR THE

  • OUT WHERE ON THE SCALE OF 1 TO 100 THOSE THINGS GO FOR THE CHANCE TO WIN $30,000.

  • 100 THOSE THINGS GO FOR THE CHANCE TO WIN $30,000.

  • 100 THOSE THINGS GO FOR THE CHANCE TO WIN $30,000. >> Jimmy: AS DETERMINED BY WHOM?

  • CHANCE TO WIN $30,000. >> Jimmy: AS DETERMINED BY WHOM?

  • CHANCE TO WIN $30,000. >> Jimmy: AS DETERMINED BY WHOM? >> AS DETERMINED BY, WELL,

  • >> Jimmy: AS DETERMINED BY WHOM? >> AS DETERMINED BY, WELL,

  • >> Jimmy: AS DETERMINED BY WHOM? >> AS DETERMINED BY, WELL, PSYCHOLOGISTS.

  • >> AS DETERMINED BY, WELL, PSYCHOLOGISTS.

  • >> AS DETERMINED BY, WELL, PSYCHOLOGISTS. THE BEST PSYCHOLOGISTS IN THE

  • PSYCHOLOGISTS. THE BEST PSYCHOLOGISTS IN THE

  • PSYCHOLOGISTS. THE BEST PSYCHOLOGISTS IN THE WORLD.

  • THE BEST PSYCHOLOGISTS IN THE WORLD.

  • THE BEST PSYCHOLOGISTS IN THE WORLD. THEY WORK OUT THE SCALE.

  • WORLD. THEY WORK OUT THE SCALE.

  • WORLD. THEY WORK OUT THE SCALE. AND THEN YOU TRY AND WIN MONEY

  • THEY WORK OUT THE SCALE. AND THEN YOU TRY AND WIN MONEY

  • THEY WORK OUT THE SCALE. AND THEN YOU TRY AND WIN MONEY BASED ON OTHER PEOPLE'S -- OUR

  • AND THEN YOU TRY AND WIN MONEY BASED ON OTHER PEOPLE'S -- OUR

  • AND THEN YOU TRY AND WIN MONEY BASED ON OTHER PEOPLE'S -- OUR SLOGAN IS "HOW TO MAKE A FORTUNE

  • BASED ON OTHER PEOPLE'S -- OUR SLOGAN IS "HOW TO MAKE A FORTUNE

  • BASED ON OTHER PEOPLE'S -- OUR SLOGAN IS "HOW TO MAKE A FORTUNE FROM OTHER PEOPLE'S MISFORTUNE."

  • SLOGAN IS "HOW TO MAKE A FORTUNE FROM OTHER PEOPLE'S MISFORTUNE."

  • SLOGAN IS "HOW TO MAKE A FORTUNE FROM OTHER PEOPLE'S MISFORTUNE." >> Jimmy: RIGHT.

  • FROM OTHER PEOPLE'S MISFORTUNE." >> Jimmy: RIGHT.

  • FROM OTHER PEOPLE'S MISFORTUNE." >> Jimmy: RIGHT. AND WHAT'S THE WORST THING

  • >> Jimmy: RIGHT. AND WHAT'S THE WORST THING

  • >> Jimmy: RIGHT. AND WHAT'S THE WORST THING YOU'VE SEEN ON THE SHOW SO FAR?

  • AND WHAT'S THE WORST THING YOU'VE SEEN ON THE SHOW SO FAR?

  • AND WHAT'S THE WORST THING YOU'VE SEEN ON THE SHOW SO FAR? >> THERE WAS A WOMAN WHO HAS

  • YOU'VE SEEN ON THE SHOW SO FAR? >> THERE WAS A WOMAN WHO HAS

  • YOU'VE SEEN ON THE SHOW SO FAR? >> THERE WAS A WOMAN WHO HAS EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA WHENEVER SHE

  • >> THERE WAS A WOMAN WHO HAS EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA WHENEVER SHE

  • >> THERE WAS A WOMAN WHO HAS EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA WHENEVER SHE ORGASMS.

  • EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA WHENEVER SHE ORGASMS.

  • EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA WHENEVER SHE ORGASMS. >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S BAD.

  • ORGASMS. >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S BAD.

  • ORGASMS. >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S BAD. YEAH.

  • >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S BAD. YEAH.

  • >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S BAD. YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ]

  • YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ]

  • YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] >> DO YOU WANT ME TO GIVE YOU

  • [ LAUGHTER ] >> DO YOU WANT ME TO GIVE YOU

  • [ LAUGHTER ] >> DO YOU WANT ME TO GIVE YOU ONE YOU CAN USE ON THE SHOW?

  • >> DO YOU WANT ME TO GIVE YOU ONE YOU CAN USE ON THE SHOW?

  • >> DO YOU WANT ME TO GIVE YOU ONE YOU CAN USE ON THE SHOW? >> Jimmy: IS THAT 100?

  • ONE YOU CAN USE ON THE SHOW? >> Jimmy: IS THAT 100?

  • ONE YOU CAN USE ON THE SHOW? >> Jimmy: IS THAT 100? >> NO.

  • >> Jimmy: IS THAT 100? >> NO.

  • >> Jimmy: IS THAT 100? >> NO. IT WAS ONLY LIKE 50.

  • >> NO. IT WAS ONLY LIKE 50.

  • >> NO. IT WAS ONLY LIKE 50. >> Jimmy: SO WE'VE YET TO HIT

  • IT WAS ONLY LIKE 50. >> Jimmy: SO WE'VE YET TO HIT

  • IT WAS ONLY LIKE 50. >> Jimmy: SO WE'VE YET TO HIT THE TOP THEN.

  • >> Jimmy: SO WE'VE YET TO HIT THE TOP THEN.

  • >> Jimmy: SO WE'VE YET TO HIT THE TOP THEN. THERE'S STILL ROOM FOR --

  • THE TOP THEN. THERE'S STILL ROOM FOR --

  • THE TOP THEN. THERE'S STILL ROOM FOR -- >> IN MY OPINION, THOUGH -- THE

  • THERE'S STILL ROOM FOR -- >> IN MY OPINION, THOUGH -- THE

  • THERE'S STILL ROOM FOR -- >> IN MY OPINION, THOUGH -- THE THING THAT'S GOOD ABOUT THE SHOW

  • >> IN MY OPINION, THOUGH -- THE THING THAT'S GOOD ABOUT THE SHOW

  • >> IN MY OPINION, THOUGH -- THE THING THAT'S GOOD ABOUT THE SHOW IS FA THA IT'S DIVISIVE.

  • THING THAT'S GOOD ABOUT THE SHOW IS FA THA IT'S DIVISIVE.

  • THING THAT'S GOOD ABOUT THE SHOW IS FA THA IT'S DIVISIVE. A LOT OF PEOPLE WERE SCREAMING

  • IS FA THA IT'S DIVISIVE. A LOT OF PEOPLE WERE SCREAMING

  • IS FA THA IT'S DIVISIVE. A LOT OF PEOPLE WERE SCREAMING AT EACH OTHER AND ARGUING IN THE

  • A LOT OF PEOPLE WERE SCREAMING AT EACH OTHER AND ARGUING IN THE

  • A LOT OF PEOPLE WERE SCREAMING AT EACH OTHER AND ARGUING IN THE AUDIENCE BECAUSE IT'S ALL

  • AT EACH OTHER AND ARGUING IN THE AUDIENCE BECAUSE IT'S ALL

  • AT EACH OTHER AND ARGUING IN THE AUDIENCE BECAUSE IT'S ALL SUBJECTIVE AND IT'S AN AMAZING

  • AUDIENCE BECAUSE IT'S ALL SUBJECTIVE AND IT'S AN AMAZING

  • AUDIENCE BECAUSE IT'S ALL SUBJECTIVE AND IT'S AN AMAZING WAY TO FIND OUT WHO IN YOUR LIFE

  • SUBJECTIVE AND IT'S AN AMAZING WAY TO FIND OUT WHO IN YOUR LIFE

  • SUBJECTIVE AND IT'S AN AMAZING WAY TO FIND OUT WHO IN YOUR LIFE IS A SOCIOPATH.

  • WAY TO FIND OUT WHO IN YOUR LIFE IS A SOCIOPATH.

  • WAY TO FIND OUT WHO IN YOUR LIFE IS A SOCIOPATH. [ LAUGHTER ]

  • IS A SOCIOPATH. [ LAUGHTER ]

  • IS A SOCIOPATH. [ LAUGHTER ] MOST LIKELY TO MURDER YOU IN

  • [ LAUGHTER ] MOST LIKELY TO MURDER YOU IN

  • [ LAUGHTER ] MOST LIKELY TO MURDER YOU IN YOUR SLEEP.

  • MOST LIKELY TO MURDER YOU IN YOUR SLEEP.

  • MOST LIKELY TO MURDER YOU IN YOUR SLEEP. >> Jimmy: SO IT'S USEFUL AS

  • YOUR SLEEP. >> Jimmy: SO IT'S USEFUL AS

  • YOUR SLEEP. >> Jimmy: SO IT'S USEFUL AS WELL.

  • >> Jimmy: SO IT'S USEFUL AS WELL.

  • >> Jimmy: SO IT'S USEFUL AS WELL. >> YEAH.

  • WELL. >> YEAH.

  • WELL. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WELL, CONGRATULATIONS

  • >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WELL, CONGRATULATIONS

  • >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WELL, CONGRATULATIONS ON THAT SHOW.

  • >> Jimmy: WELL, CONGRATULATIONS ON THAT SHOW.

  • >> Jimmy: WELL, CONGRATULATIONS ON THAT SHOW. THE SHOW IS CALLED "THE MISERY

  • ON THAT SHOW. THE SHOW IS CALLED "THE MISERY

  • ON THAT SHOW. THE SHOW IS CALLED "THE MISERY INDEX."

  • THE SHOW IS CALLED "THE MISERY INDEX."

  • THE SHOW IS CALLED "THE MISERY INDEX." TUESDAY NIGHTS 10:30 ON TBS.

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