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  • - Hidey ho, fruit lovers!

  • Today, we're doing the smoothie challenge,

  • and lemme tell ya, I am juiced. (laughs)

  • - So am I, Orange.

  • Now basically, we're gonna pull

  • six ingredient names out of this bowl,

  • and whatever we pick

  • goes straight into the smoothie.

  • No matter how gross it tastes,

  • we gotta drink the whole thing.

  • - Whoa-oh!

  • Could be a rough ride,

  • but something tells me

  • it'll be a smoothie. (laughs)

  • - (groans) Okay, the first ingredient is,

  • drum roll please, (drum rattles)

  • (cymbal clangs)

  • pear? Really?

  • - Oh, man!

  • This is awkward.

  • - Yeah, I'll say.

  • - So.

  • - So what?

  • - Are you gonna get in the blender now or?

  • - No, I'm not gonna get in the blender!

  • - Okay, okay, geez!

  • I thought we were doing the smoothie challenge.

  • I guess I was wrong.

  • - We are doing the smoothie challenge,

  • but I don't see why I should have to get pulverized

  • in a blender in order to do it.

  • - Well it's not called the smoothie easy.

  • It's called the smoothie challenge.

  • You gotta give it your all, Pear, for the audience.

  • I'd do anything for the audience.

  • Wouldn't you?

  • - Anything that doesn't involve me dying.

  • - Wow.

  • Some commitment you there, Pear.

  • Okay, fine.

  • We'll toss your name out.

  • Go ahead and pick again.

  • - Okay.

  • Passion Fruit.

  • - Oh, man.

  • Really?

  • I don't know.

  • I'd feel kinda bad putting Passion in a smoothie.

  • - Yeah, cause you're in love with her.

  • - Nah, it's cause nobody knows where she is.

  • So how can we put her in the smoothie?

  • - Fair point.

  • I'll pick another ingredient

  • Banana.

  • - Ahh. We can't put Banana in the smoothie.

  • - Why not?

  • - Cause, it's a slippery slope (laughs)

  • Get it? Slippery.

  • - Yes, I get it.

  • (crashes)

  • - Aww, and we can't lose Peach,

  • that'd be the pit.

  • And why should Carrot die?

  • I don't see the point.

  • I'd definitely miss having Cantaloupe around.

  • And there isn't a food in the kitchen

  • that wouldn't long to have Zucchini back (laughs)

  • Ooh, how bout Grody Potato?

  • (record scratches)

  • - Hey! What about me? (burps)

  • Yo, someone wanna open a window?

  • Apparently my deodorant's only strong enough

  • for a man.

  • - Yep, I'm gonna tell you right now,

  • we cannot make a smoothie out of Grody Potato.

  • - Why not, because you love him?

  • - No, I actually detest him.

  • And I'm not drinking a smoothie made out of him.

  • Not only is it weirdly cannibalistic,

  • but he smells like a compost pile.

  • - Oh, that's true.

  • I do live in a compost pile.

  • More than happy to be a part of your smoothie, though.

  • It's always been a dream of mine

  • to become a sludge. (burps)

  • - There is no way we're drinking Grody Potato.

  • - But what other choice do we have?

  • We can't chop Onion, it'd make me cry.

  • And we can't chop Rutabaga,

  • his name's way too fun to say.

  • Rutabaga, Rutabaga, Rutabaga.

  • - Orange!

  • - (laughs) Okay I'll stop.

  • (crashes)

  • - No, I mean Orange.

  • - (gasps) Me! But if I was gone,

  • who would motorboat when you're trying to read?

  • - Great point.

  • - And if I was gone,

  • who would burp you awake every morning,

  • hours before your alarm clock

  • is set to go off?

  • - Here's a ladder to help you get up there.

  • - If I was gone, who would wake everyone up at 3 a.m.

  • every night with kazooing?

  • - Hmm, probably best to go

  • with the smoothie setting, right?

  • I bet puree would work nicely too though.

  • - Pear! I can't believe you want me

  • to get in the blender.

  • - Dude! Not two minutes ago,

  • you were telling me to get in there.

  • - But that's different,

  • I'm the highest-rated character on this show. (laughs)

  • - No. Well, you said it yourself dude,

  • we have to blend somebody.

  • The audience tuned in

  • for a smoothie challenge video.

  • - I know, I know.

  • But who?

  • - Who indeed?

  • If only there was someone super willing

  • to be turned into a smoothie.

  • Hmm, now who could that be?

  • - Ugh, fine, hop in Grody Potato.

  • - Yay, alright!

  • Let me just pop an eye out

  • and geronimo!

  • - Any last words Grody?

  • - Kick the tires and light the fires, Pear.

  • - Ugh, gladly.

  • - Oh yeah!

  • (laughs)

  • (burps)

  • - Well, smoothie's ready.

  • I guess we gotta drink it?

  • - Maybe we just throw it out

  • and say we did.

  • - Uh, uh, uh.

  • You gotta drink it.

  • I got my eye on you, you son of a gun.

  • - What, who said that?

  • - You remind me of a guy I got

  • into a fight with in El Paso over a taco.

  • - Oh, for crying out loud.

  • - Well, deal's a deal. (burps)

  • You have to be good sports about this.

  • After all, I was a good sport. (laughs)

  • - (laughs) Nice.

  • - Ah, fine.

  • Here goes nothing. (slurps)

  • - Well, how is it?

  • - Huh, it's actually not half-

  • (gags)

  • - Eww!

  • (burps)

  • - I taste pretty good, don't I?

  • (slurps)

  • (upbeat music)

- Hidey ho, fruit lovers!

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惱人的橙子 - 冰沙挑戰 (Annoying Orange - The Smoothie Challenge)

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