- Aah, ugh, wait up, guys! I'm coming!

- Oh man, I can't believe you guys invited me.

(overlapping speech)

- (Grapefruit) You know what I'm saying? - (Orange) I agree.

- (Grapefruit) I'm just saying, Orange,

if SpongeBob can have a movie, why not you?

- (Midget Apple) Yeah, the Annoying Orange Movie.

- (Orange) I guess. Who would I play though?

- (Grapefruit) What? Obviously you'd play yourself, dude.

- (Orange) But I don't want to be me! I want to play Marshmallow.

- (Grapefruit) Marshmallow? Why? - (Pear groans)

Because he thinks he can do a really good Marshmallow impression.

That's why.

- (Orange) I love pretty much anything that's a noun! Yay!

- (Midget Apple laughs) That's pretty good!

- (Grapefruit) Are you kiddin'?

I could do a better one than that. Yaaay! - (Midget Apple) Yaaay!

- (Pear) Yaaay! - (Midget Apple) Oh, shh-shh.

The trailer's starting. - (Orange) We'll revisit this later.

- At last, it is mine.

- (Grapefruit) A book I could've torrented for free.

- With this magic book, any evil plan I write comes true.

- (Orange) If only I were literate. (laughter)

- (pirate) ...power, I need the final page

that is protected deep below the surface

by one legendary hero. - (Midget Apple) Aquaman!

- (Orange) No! - (Pear) Oh, thank God, it's SpongeBob.

- Will you stop playing that tiny piano?! - Sorry.

(laughter) - Attack!

- (Orange) Simon didn't say!

- I think we have a few minutes before he gets here.

Aah, he's right on top of us!!

(Pear chuckles) - (Orange) Tarter sauce?

More like farter sauce! (farts, laughs)

(others groan) - (Pear) Seriously?

- (Midget Apple) We can't take you anywhere!

- Bull's eye! - (Orange) Right in the booty!

(laughs) - (Pear) Stop.

- (announcer) ...and Nickelodeon Movies...

- That pirate's gonna destroy our world!

- Aren't you overreacting a bit?

- (Orange) More like Graffiti Bottom. Am I right?

(laughter) - What are you doing?

- Vandalizing stuff. - Isn't that your house?

- (Midget Apple) Oh man, Patrick's my favorite.

- Come on, team! Let's get that book back!

- (Grapefruit) I want my bookie back, bookie back, bookie back,

bookie back. (Orange laughs)

- (announcer) ...to ours. - What is this place?

- (Pear) San Francisco!

- (Grapefruit) Florida? - (Midget Apple) Canada.

- (Orange) Justin Bieber's underwear drawer.

- (Grapefruit) Oh! - (Pear and Midget Apple) Eww!

- (Orange) Hey, it's Hairy McMuffin! - (Pear) That's Slash!

- (Orange) No one can hear you scream!

- A giant, hairy porpoise... beached!

- We need to get these guys back in the water!

Put your back into it!

(fruits laugh) - (Squidward) This place smells awful!

- (Orange) You mean it smells like Grapefruit?

(laughter) - (Grapefruit) Hey!

- (announcer) ...motion picture event so hot...

- Oh! Where have you been all my life?

(fruits laugh)

- (Grapefruit) Midget Apple does the same thing

when he sees a monster truck.

(laughter) - (Midget Apple) True.

- ♪ Welcome to the jungle ♪ - (announcer) ...and so extreme...

- There's the book! Now it's our turn to rewrite the story.

- (announcer) ...you'll need new pants.

- (Orange) Joke's on them; I don't own pants.

- I think they're in my spin class.

- (Grapefruit) Meh, I'm bigger than those chumps.

- (Midget Apple) Yeah, if you're counting eagle.

- (Pear) Oh! - (Orange) Oh, burn!

- All right, here comes the pain. - (grunts)

- (fruits) Uh-oh. - That ain't good.

(cannon fires) (fruits laughs)

- (Midget Apple) Oh, Marshmallow

should really be here for this part.

- (Orange) Well, you're in luck. Yay, bubbles!

Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee. - (Pear) That's the worst

Marshmallow impression ever. - (Orange) You're ruining it, Pear.

- (together) Oh! - (Grapefruit) Patrick just died!

- (Midget Apple) The movie took a really dark turn.

- (Pear) Thank God it's in 3D.

I didn't want to give them only 12 of my dollars.

(people gasp)

♪ (dramatic music) ♪ (thunderclap)

- Maybe we should've picked a better superpower for you, Patrick.

- (Pear) Agreed. - (Orange) Zing!

- (Grapefruit) You see, Orange? SpongeBob made a movie.

You should just do it.

- (Orange) Well, I actually have been tossing

a couple ideas around. - (Grapefruit) Yeah?

- (Orange) Yeah! First one, I'm a secret agent

that gets all the girls. - (Grapefruit) Uh,

I think that's been done. - (Orange) That's okay.

Second idea, me and a buddy are cops.

And we-- - (Grapefruit) That's definitely

been one. - (Orange) Okay, third idea.

I'm a sponge that lives in a pineapple under the sea--

- (Pear) No! - (Grapefruit) Dude, no!

♪ (epic music) ♪

- (Grapefruit) Uh-oh.

Looks like a pretty intense movie, Little Apple.

- (Midget Apple) Aw man. - (Orange) Oh no. It's a monster shadow!

- (Midget Apple) Stop it! (Orange laughs)

- (Grapefruit) "To the next terrifying level..."

- (Midget Apple) That's not what it said, was it?

- Welcome to the show. - (Midget Apple) What is this?

I'm getting really nerve-racked. I'm not sure I can handle.

(insect buzzes, sputtering) - (fruits) Paul Blart?!

- (Orange laughs) Knife! (slice!)