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  • - My name is Sebastian Gonzalez

  • and I'm gonna be surprising my mom with a tattoo.

  • - Honestly, we could get any

  • number of reactions from my family.

  • - Something about tattoos just speak to me.

  • It's dope, but they wouldn't let me get one so.

  • - None of my family has ever gotten a tattoo.

  • - I don't think my mom is gonna be too happy.

  • - I ended up choosing a Koi fish, just because

  • it fits in with the whole zen vibe of my family.

  • - I'll be getting a dragon tattoo.

  • My mom's pretty smart but also I really dig dragons.

  • - A little bit nervous but at the same time,

  • I think this is gonna be great.

  • - He was such a good kid.

  • He just was always very, just listen.

  • (laughs)

  • - Very proud of you. You know, I just.

  • - Thanks ma. I'd never wanna do anything

  • that would take away from that pride that you have in me.

  • - Well I want to give him his space,

  • but I would hope that he was honest with me.

  • - Yeah.

  • - Do you remember when I was like talking to the two of you

  • about Tom's birthday, like the weekend before last?

  • - Yes.

  • - And I got a little bit heavily under the influence.

  • Well, there's like one other thing I

  • ended up doing that night.

  • - (sighs)

  • The real reason why I brought you here

  • wasn't for really any of this.

  • - What?

  • - Just.

  • - You're (bleep) me. Sebastian.

  • When did you get that?

  • - I got it like a couple of weeks ago.

  • - You're dad is gonna kill you, dude.

  • - No ma, no.

  • - Alright so.

  • - Oh my gosh! It's beautiful.

  • - I got a Koi fish.

  • - Was it painful?

  • - I don't really remember.

  • - No, well good.

  • - I wanted a tattoo and you said you like personal space.

  • I do what I want.

  • - What is it?

  • - It's like a dragon with smokes and stuff like that.

  • - It looks like scribbles to me Sebastian.

  • - Come on mom now you're just being mean.

  • - Oh my God.

  • - I love the Koi fish. It's kind of tied in

  • with Papa Ross, my dad.

  • He had a beautiful Koi pond.

  • And who actually had a heart attack

  • right next to his Koi pond.

  • And it was the most peaceful way for him to go.

  • It was a blessing.

  • - Do you even know, like when you got the tattoo,

  • like what does it mean to you?

  • - It means strength, resilience,

  • and that I really like Lord of the Rings so yeah.

  • - I don't know why I thought, you know,

  • that you had gotten in trouble with the law

  • or you decided to go sleep with a hooker.

  • And I was like oh no.

  • So a tattoo is mild.

  • - Oh ok.

  • - I've gone through this with him before.

  • I got a tattoo when I was 18,

  • but now I'm 44 years old.

  • I wanna get it off.

  • I'm disappointed. At least talk to me about it.

  • - (sighs)

  • - And especially that color.

  • - (laughs) wow mom.

  • - I've considered tattoos myself.

  • - What would you get for a tattoo?

  • - Maybe an octopus.

  • Thank God it wasn't a prostitute.

  • - Oh more? Like what else can you tell me?

  • - (sighs)

  • - Oh great.

  • - Calm down.

  • Alright, the tattoo's fake mom.

  • - (laughs) Let me see.

  • - The tattoo's fake mom,

  • like you can scrape it off just barely.

  • - (laughs) Thank God you didn't get it.

  • - I just want to give you one last look of the tattoo.

  • - Yes.

  • - Cause it's actually gonna wash off.

  • (laughs) It's not a real tattoo.

  • - Really?

  • - You don't understand how much it was gonna cost us

  • to get that lasered off.

  • - Who said I was gonna get it lasered off?

  • - I'm shaking I'm so happy!

  • (laughs)

  • - It's a beautiful tattoo though.

  • - You didn't want to go for something

  • a little more masculine?

  • - (laughs)

  • - I want to give you your personal space, but

  • like something like that is big.

  • Tagging yourself and doing that is not what makes you.

  • You is what makes you.

  • - Don't get an octopus tattoo.

  • Cause I think the octopus would be a little.

  • - Scary?

  • - Scary.

- My name is Sebastian Gonzalez

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