字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 A BOOK THAT I WROTE AND ILLUSTRATED BECAME A NUMBER ONE NEW YORK "TIMES" BESTSELLER. "THE SERIOUS GOOSE." ALL THE MONEY I MAKE FROM THE SALE OF THIS BOOK GOES TO CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL HERE IN L.A. AND CHILDREN'S HOSPITALS ALL OVER THE U.S. YOU CAN BUY IT ANYWHERE THEY SELL BOOKS AND IF YOU WANT AN AUTOGRAPHED COPY GO TO THESERIOUSGOOSE.COM TO GET ONE SIGNED BY ME. IN GREAT, BIG BLACK SHARPIE JUST, LIKE THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. OUR FIRST GUEST TONIGHT IS A GOLDEN-NOMINATED ACTOR AND RAPPER AND BOTTLED WATER TOO. YOU KNOW HER FROM THE MOVIE "CRAZY RICH ASIANS." STARTING TOMORROW YOU CAN SEE HER ALONGSIDE DWAYNE JOHNSON AND KEVIN HART IN "JUMANJI: THE NEXT LEVEL." PLEASE WELCOME AWKWAFINA. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪ >> Jimmy: HOW YOU DOIN'? HEY, CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR GOLDEN GLOBE NOMINATION. >> THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: THAT CAME ON MONDAY, RIGHT? >> YES, CAME OUT ON MONDAY. >> Jimmy: THAT'S A VERY EXCITING THING. >> YEAH, YEAH. VERY EXCITING. >> Jimmy: WAS IT VERY EXCITING? WERE YOU UP WAITING TO HEAR IF YOU'D GET NOMINATED? >> UM, NO. >> Jimmy: OKAY. GOOD, GOOD. >> AND NOT BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, I HAD KOREAN BARBECUE THE NIGHT BEFORE, AND IT WAS VERY RICH, AND SO I, I FELL ASLEEP, AND I WOKE UP, AND I SAW LIKE A FLEUR EFLEURY OF MESSAGES AS I WAS WAKING UP AS IF SOMEONE DIED. >> Jimmy: YOU'D FORGOTTEN WHAT WAS HAPPENING? >> YEAH, I DIDN'T, I WASN'T REMINDED THAT THEY HAD COME OUT THAT DAY. >> Jimmy: I SEE. >> YEAH, SO IT WAS THAT. AND YEAH, BUT -- >> Jimmy: THAT WOULD BE WEIRD IF SOMEBODY DID REMIND YOU, BECAUSE THEN IT PUTS A LOT OF PRESSURE ON BEING NOMINATED. SOMEONE'S LIKE, BY THE WAY, NOMINATIONS IN THE MORNING, AND THEN IT'S LIKE, WHAT IF THEY DON'T HAPPEN, THEN THAT PERSON'S A JERK. >> YEAH, SURE. THE NOMINATIONS IN GENERAL, LIKE THE WRONG DATE, NEVER MIND. >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING. IT'S ALL THIS KOREAN BARBECUE. THAT KNOCKS YOU OUT, HUH? >> KNOCKED ME OUT, YEAH. IT WAS REALLY GREAT, THOUGH. >> Jimmy: YOU BROUGHT SOMETHING THAT I, TICKLED ME GREAT LAY. YOUR FAMILY WAS VERY EXCITED. >> YES, THEY WERE. >> Jimmy: THEY START THE GROUP TEXTING YOU. >> YES. >> Jimmy: EXPLAIN WHAT I'M ABOUT TO SEE. >> MY AUNT LINDA IS A LITTLE BIT OF A NUT. >> Jimmy: THERE'S ALWAYS AN AUNT LINDA, AND SHE 'S ALWAYS A NUT. >> IT WAS JUST AN ODD TEXT FOR THE NATURE. >> Jimmy: SO FIRST OF ALL, I LIKE THE NAME OF THE GROUP, WHICH IS AKWAFINA FAN CLUB. CONGRATULATIONS, CONGRATS NORA. THIS IS AWESOME. YOU SAY THANK YOU GUYS, WHEN YOU FINALLY WAKE UP. THEN LET'S ZOOM IN ON AUNT LINDA. >> HERE WE GO. >> Jimmy: SERIOUSLY, FAM, CURB YOURSELVES OF GLUTEN, GRAINS AND BEANS, READ UP ON LECTIN AND HOW IT POISONS YOUR BODY OVER TIME. TRY TO EAT ONE MEAL A DAY AND CUT OUT CORN AND SOY, AND EVEN THE ORGANIC KIND. THE SEEDS ARE ALL GMO. WHAT A BEAUTIFUL CONGRATULATIONS THAT WAS FROM AUNT LINDA. >> I KNOW, LOVE HER. >> Jimmy: SO SHE IS NOT COMING TO THE SHOW, I GUESS. >> NO. >> Jimmy: SHE'S NOT EVEN ALLOWED AT THE FARMER'S MARKET, YOUR AUNT LINDA. >> I THINK SHE YELLS AT THE PEOPLE AT THE FARMER'S MARKET, SHE'S THAT TYPE. >> Jimmy: SHE'S LIKE THAT. >> AUNT LINDA. >> Jimmy: NOTHING MORE THAT YOU NEED TO SAY THAN THAT. >> YEAH, PRETTY MUCH. >> Jimmy: YOU USED TO WORK AT A VIDEO STORE. >> YES, I DID. >> Jimmy: HOW LONG AGO WAS THAT? >> WHEN I WAS 16 YEARS OLD. JOIL . >> Jimmy: STILL AT THE END OF VIDEO STORES. >> WE'RE GETTING PUT OUT OF BUSINESS. THAT'S HOW WE OPERATED. >> Jimmy: NOT GIVING YOU A RAISE OR -- >> FOR EVERYTHING. WELL, WE'RE GOING TO BE OUT OF BUSINESS. WE'RE GOING TO BE A THING OF THE PAST. >> Jimmy: DID THEY GO OUT OF BUSINESS EVENTUALLY? >> YES. >> Jimmy: THEY WERE RIGHT. >> EXACTLY. >> Jimmy: DID YOU HEAR FROM THOSE PEOPLE YOU USED TO WORK WITH IN THE SENATOR. >> YEAH, HE TEXTED ME. IT WAS A GREAT STORE. >> WERE YOU ACTIVE IN RECOMMENDING FILMS TO PEOPLE, THINGS YOU WANTED THEM TO WATCH? >> YEAH, ALWAYS, THEY WOULD ASK ME, AND I WOULD TELL THEM, YEAH. >> Jimmy: WOULD THEY GET MAD IF YOU RECOMMENDED SOMETHING AND THEY HATED IT. >> YES, THERE WAS ONE PERSON WHO HATED "INCONVENIENT TRUTH". AND THREE WERE LIKE, WHAT KIND OF MOVIE IS THIS? I WAS LIKE, A DOCUMENTARY. >> Jimmy: WAS THAT PERSON WEARING A RED HAT WITH FOUR LETTERS ON IT BY ANY CHANCE? >> POSSIBLY, YES. >> Jimmy: WHAT WAS THE FIRST MOVIE YOU EVER SAW, DO YOU REMEMBER? >> YEAH, WHEN I WAS YOUNG, ONE OF THE FIRST MOVIES I EVER SAW WAS A "A LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN", "BETELGEUSE" AND "PRIVATE PARTS." >> Jimmy: HOWARD STERN'S MOVIE. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: HOW OLD WERE YOU? >> 7 OR 8. >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE PERFECT AGE FOR "PRIVATE PARTS." >> AND JUST TRYING TO FIGURE OUT EVERYTHING THAT'S HAPPENING. >> Jimmy: WAS THAT THE WORK OF YOUR DAD? >> MY DAD AND MY UNCLE WERE OBSESSED WITH HOWARD STERN. MY UNCLE HAD THE "PRIVATE PARTS A PARTS"BOOK. AND I WAS LIKE, WHO IS THIS GUY WITH THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING THERE. >> Jimmy: IT WAS IN THE MEDIA. >> YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: SO YOU WERE FASCINATED WITH THIS? >> YEAH, AND MY DAD WAS ALSO OBSESSED WITH RECORDING THE E! SHOW ON AND TAPING IT AND HOARDING THE TAPES. >> Jimmy: AND WHOULD YOU WATCH THAT? >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: SO IT WAS OKAY, YOU GUYS WOULD WATCH IT TOGETHER? >> NO, IT WASN'T OKAY. IT WAS MORTIFYING AS I LOOK BACK NOW. JUST LIKE THE DIFFERENT CONTESTS AND WHATNOT. >> Jimmy: YEAH. >> AND THEN WHEN I WAS IN MY 20S, YEARS LATER, WE FOUND THE TAPES, AND HE'S LIKE, YOU WANT TO TO WATCH THEM? IT STILL DIDN'T GET BETTER. >> Jimmy: DAD WAS NOT UNCOMFORTABLE AT ALL. >> DAD LOVES STERN. >> Jimmy: IN CERTAIN COMPANY, NOT WITH YOUR DAUGHTER. AND AUNT LINDA ALLOWED THIS TO HAPPEN? >> NO. NO. I DON'T THINK AUNT LINDA WOULD -- >> Jimmy: SHE'S PRETTY FOCUSSED ON KOU ON CORN RIGHT NOW. >>> TRYING TO STEAL THE KEY TO MY CHEST! >> NOPE. >> SHAKE HER DOWN. >> I'M SORRY, I DID IT. IT WAS MY FAULT. I UM, I JUST, I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WAS -- >> Jimmy: THAT'S AKWAFINA WITH THE HOUND FROM GAM"GAME OF THRONES," PLAYING ALMOST EXACTLY THE SAME ROLE HE PLAYED IN "GAME OF THRONES." >> I LOVE THAT DUDE, HE'S AWESOME. >> Jimmy: GREAT. THIS MOVIE, YOU'VE GOT DWAYNE JOHNSON, KEVIN HART, JACK BLACK ALL THESE GUYS, DWAYNE JOHNSON WAS HERE THE OTHER NIGHT. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: HE, FOR CHRISTMAS, BOUGHT HIS MOTHER LAST YEAR A HOUSE, AND THEN FOLLOWED IT BY BUYING HIS FATHER A HOUSE. WILL YOU BE BUYING HOMES FOR YOUR FAMILY THIS HOLIDAY? BECAUSE YOU'RE IN THE MOVIE, TOO. >> YEAH, NO, I WAS IN THAT MOVIE. NO. NO. >> Jimmy: YOU WILL NOT? >> MAYBE A NICE CHAIR. >> Jimmy: MM-HM. >> YOU KNOW? >> Jimmy: HAVE YOU BOUGHT YOURSELF A HOUSE? WHERE DO YOU LIVE NOW? >> I JUST MOVED TO LAC.A. >> Jimmy: YOU DID. DID YOU DO THAT BECAUSE YOU REALLY WANTED TO OR YOU FELT LIKE FOR PROFESSIONAL REASONS IT WOULD BE BETTER? >> YOU KNOW, I DID WANT TO, BECAUSE I LOVE L.A., AND I'LL TELL YOU WHY I LOVE L.A., GROWING UP IN NEW YORK. MY DREAM WAS ALWAYS TO DRIVE A CAR TO TARGET, GO TO TARGET. YOU LOAD YOUR THINGS IN THERE. YOUR THONGS IN THERE. AND THEN, AND THEN YOU DRIVE HOME, AND THEN YOU GO INTO THE MOUTH OF YOUR HOUSE AND DROP OFF WHAT YOU BOUGHT, INSTEAD OF TAKING FOUR TRAINS HOME WITH LIKE, YOU KNOW, A SMALL HOUSE, YOU KNOW? >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M TOTALLY WITH YOU ON THAT. I LIKE TO GO TO COSTCO, AND I LIKE TO GET STUFF I DON'T NEED. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: LIKE 48 BATTERIES. >> YEAH! >> Jimmy: AND I THINK ABOUT THAT ALL THE TIME WHEN I'M IN NEW YORK, BECAUSE I'VE NEVER LIVED IN NEW YORK CITY. I'M LIKE, HOW ARE THESE PEOPLE SHOPPING? >> THEY'RE NOT. THEY ARE, AND THEY'RE BRINGING ON THE TRAIN, YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE HOLDING A 48-PACK OF TISSUE PAPER? >> Jimmy: I'VE SEEN THAT, AND IT'S NO GOOD. >> IT'S NO GOOD. >> Jimmy: YOU, BEING A HOME OWNER, IS THAT STRESSFUL FOR YOU. >> YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT I WOULD BE A REALLY CHILL HOMEOWNER, LIKE COME ON BY, DUDE. I HAVE A FRIEND THAT'S BEEN LIVING THERE FOR A LONG TIME OR SOMETHING, BUT NO, I'M HORRIBLE. I HAVE A MINI STROKE, A FRIEND CLOGGED MY DOWNSTAIRS TOILET AND I FOUND MYSELF YELLING AT HIM LIKE MY DAD WOULD, YOU KNOW I HAVE TO PAY FOR EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS IN THIS HOUSE, RIGHT? AND I DO MY LITTLE, WALK OVER TO THINGS, CHECK OUT A CRACK, I ALWAYS HAVE A THING. >> Jimmy: IUH-HUH. MY DAD WAS ALWAYS CHECKING THE WALLS. AND WE ALWAYS MADE FUN OF HIM. YOUR HANDS ARE ON THE WALLS, WHY ARE YOUR HANDS ON THE WALLS. NOW I FIND MYSELF LOOKING AT THE WALLS, AND GOING WHY ARE THESE CHILDREN PUTTING THEIR HANDS ON THE WALLS! >> THIS LITTLE TITANIC SMEAR, YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: ARE YOU THAT ALL BALANCED ALL THE TIME THAT YOU HAVE TO -- SPIDERMAN IS IN THE HOUSE. THEY'RE ALL OVER THE WALLS. >> YES. >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU HAVE TO PROTECT THE WALLS. >> PROTECT THE WALLS AT ALL COSTS. >> Jimmy: WHAT'S GOING ON FOR CHRISTMAS? YOU HAVE A PLAN? YOU GOING HOME? >> UM, PROBABLY NOT. MY DAD RUINED THANKSGIVING, I'VE HAD ENOUGH. >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE A FUN THING, INVITE YOUR FRIENDS OVER TO THE HOUSE, LET THEM CLOG UP THE TOILETS. THE YULETIDE CLOG, A TRADITION FOR YOU. >> THAT WOULD BE VERY FESTIVE, YES. I LOVE T. >> Jimmy: THE MOVIE IS CALLED JUMANJI, THE NEXT LEVEL
A2 初級 美國腔 阿瓦菲娜談《瘋狂的一家人》、《超人總動員》、金球獎提名和霍華德-斯特恩。 (Awkwafina on Crazy Family, Jumanji, Golden Globe Nomination & Howard Stern) 132 5 Victoria 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日 更多分享 分享 收藏 回報 影片單字