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>> AND, NOW, "THE LATE SHOW" EXCLUSIVE STEPHEN COLBERT'S
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INTERVIEW OF FOX NEWS' INTERVIEW OF PRESIDENT TRUMP.
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>> Stephen: MR. PRESIDENT, THANK YOU FOR JOINING ME THIS
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MORNING.
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>> IT'S TOO EARLY.
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>> Stephen: I'M SORRY.
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I KNOW YOU RARELY PUT ON PANTS BEFORE NOON.
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SIR, LET'S TALK ABOUT THE STRIKE ON SOLEIMANI.
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IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN THE RIGHT MOVE, I DON'T KNOW, BUT ONE OF
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YOUR JUSTIFICATIONS WAS THAT HE WAS PLANNING TO ATTACK OUR
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EMBASSY.
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DO YOU STILL STAND LIKE THAT?
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>> I THINK IT WOULD HAVE BEEN FOUR EMBASSIES, COULD HAVE BEEN
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MILITARY BASES, COULD HAVE BEEN A LOT OF OTHER THINGS, TOO, BUT
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IT WAS IMMINENT.
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>> Stephen: OKAY, THAT'S KIND OF VAGUE.
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YOUR OWN DEFENSE SECRETARY SAYS HE DIDN'T SEE ANY OF THAT
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EVIDENCE.
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WHERE DID YOU GET ALL THAT INTEL?
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>> MIGHT, BUT -- >> Stephen: OKAY.
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HOW MANY OF YOUR STATEMENTS ABOUT THE STRIKE HAVE BEEN LIES?
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>> 80% ARE DISHONEST, AND I MEAN REALLY DISHONEST.
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>> Stephen: SO WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL CONGRESS ABOUT THE STRIKE?
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>> CAN YOU IMAGINE?
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THEY WANT US TO CALL UP AND SPEAK TO CROOKED CORRUPT
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POLITICIAN ADAM SCHIFF.
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OH, ADAM, WE HAVE SOMEBODY THAT WE HAVE BEEN TRYING TO GET FOR A
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LONG TIME -- >> Stephen: OOOH, OOOH, OOOH!
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I LOVE IMPROV.
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LET ME BE SCHIFF.
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HELLO, THIS IS ADAM SCHIFF.
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WHAT DO YOU WANT NOW, MR. PRESIDENT?
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>> COULD WE MEET?
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>> Stephen: MEET?
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LET'S SEE -- HMM, TODAY IS NOT GOOD.
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I'M PRETENDING TO TALK TO THE PRESIDENT.
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>> LET'S DO IT IN A COUPLE OF DAYS.
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>> Stephen: NOW PRETEND I'M LOU DOBBS!
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>> AND I SAY, LOU, HERE'S THE PROBLEM --
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>> Stephen: IS THE PROBLEM THAT YOU'RE THE PRESIDENT OF THE
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UNITED STATES AND YOU'RE GETTING ADVICE FROM LOU DOBBS?
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( LAUGHTER ) SHIFTING GEARS, THE OSCAR
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NOMINATIONS CAME OUT THIS MORNING, SIR.
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CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT BEYONCE WAS SNUBBED FOR BEST ORIGINAL SONG?
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>> I JUST HAVE SUCH RESPECT FOR THE QUEEN, I DON'T THINK THIS
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SHOULD BE HAPPENING TO HER.
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>> Stephen: YEAH, BACK TO THE MIDDLE EAST.
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YOU CAMPAIGNED ON BRINGING THE TROOPS HOME, BUT NOW YOU'RE
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SENDING MORE TROOPS TO SAUDI ARABIA.
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>> THEY'RE PAYING US.
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>> Stephen: WELL, THAT MAKES IT SOUND LIKE YOU'RE RENTING OUT
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OUR TROOPS LIKE MERCENARIES.
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THAT'S AWFUL.
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WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
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>> BEAUTIFUL GREEN CASH.
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>> Stephen: OKAY, THAT SEEMS LIKE YOU.
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MOVING ON.
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YOU'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF BEING IMPEACHED, SIR.
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HOW WOULD OTHER LEADERS HANDLE THAT PRESSURE?
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>> THEY'D FOLD UP LIKE AN UMBRELLA.
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>> Stephen: SIR, DO YOU KNOW HOW TO USE AN UMBRELLA?
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BECAUSE THIS FOOTAGE IS PRETTY DAMNING.
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>> THEY MADE THAT STORY UP.
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>> Stephen: MR. PRESIDENT, THANK YOU FOR JOINING ME.
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I'M SO GLAD YOU KEEP AGREEING TO THESE FAKE INTERVIEWS.
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>> DEATH TO AMERICA.
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>> Announcer: IT'S "THE LATE SHOW" WITH STEPHEN COLBERT!
