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  • Do you enjoy classical music?

  • Perhaps classical music is very...

  • classy.

  • It might evoke certain connotations

  • of luxury,

  • high class.

  • And that is exactly why

  • brands will use classical music

  • to convince you to pay a lot of money!

  • Ching ching!

  • (both) Ching ching!

  • Today we will be watching

  • some interesting ads and other

  • that we have found from

  • luxurious brands that have tried to use classical music

  • in order to...

  • I don't know, I guess portray this sense of classiness?

  • - Except they've kind of just failed really badly. - I know, right?

  • - Not to say classical music isn't classy, - Yeah.

  • but if you're going to use music to promote your brand,

  • you should probably do it right.

  • - So let's have a look, and get right into it. - Okay.

  • Was that supposed to be clever or something? Like...

  • No, I actually, I...

  • I should find the, um...

  • The caption.

  • It makes more sense.

  • Questionable.

  • I don't know how to pronounce it, don't roast me.

  • First of all, it's one note.

  • That's like saying...

  • you paint a artwork and it's just black,

  • and be like, "It's colorful."

  • 'Cause black is a color.

  • Apart from the kind of,

  • overly cheesy, I get it.

  • Copyrighters are trying to sell

  • - this thing, make it sound like a symphony. - Yeah, it makes sense.

  • I mean...

  • It's freaking 20 seconds.

  • - No symphony is 20 seconds. - Yeah.

  • That aside...

  • They're trying toWhat was it?

  • "Pay tribute to the sound of two glasses,"

  • which is a G sharp.

  • Let's just all listen to it again, shall we?

  • That's flat.

  • The piano and the glass weren't in tune!

  • And not to mention, the note that is generated

  • is determined.

  • Determined by the shape of the glass

  • - and how much water is inside it. - Yeah.

  • - It's got nothing to do with cognac. - To do with the...

  • - It could be any note! - It could've been any note!

  • Freakin'...

  • Oh, they put a bit more,

  • "Ooh..."

  • If they want a G sharp, they should've tuned it properly,

  • by putting a bit more, or put a bit less.

  • Guys, I'm gonna tune the A sharp.

  • - The A sharp, uh... - Bubble tea.

  • Alright guys, welcome to the uh...

  • newest

  • Hello guys, this is the newest...

  • symphonic melody...

  • artisanal design.

  • Composition.

  • For bubble tea.

  • B sharp. So...

  • It goes to a C.

  • Sharp.

  • Look, if you're gonna make a

  • one-note prelude, leading up to the final note of G sharp,

  • you better make sure that G sharp's in tune!

  • Oh nice melody there, Brett!

  • Okay, we're going a bit hard, but!

  • Get it right!!

  • I wanna look at the comments.

  • Cognac, you underestimated

  • - the musical education of people on Instagram. - Yeah, come on guys.

  • Look, they just shouldn't have used that, to be honest.

  • All right, next one.

  • Oh, god!

  • Eddy: What is that?!

  • Hey, Ben Lee.

  • If you can have a 1.5 million dollar karat violin...

  • Why not spend an extra $2250 on a...

  • Brett: 2054 crew...

  • Dude, this looks so wrong!

  • Dude, it looks pixelated.

  • Dude, why is it so pixelated? Is this a joke?

  • Brett: Let's go through the actual

  • Where is the other photo?

  • - Dude... - Dude that's so pi...

  • The...

  • The B flat! F sh... F flat!

  • It's supposed to be an E flat!

  • WHAT?!

  • Who designed this?

  • - There's so many things wrong with it. - Louis Vuitton, who did you get to design this?

  • It's not sound design,

  • and it's not a record club,

  • 'cause this would not go on any recording in history.

  • Eddy: Dude, why is there a rest above the stave

  • in the back of this shirt?

  • It looks horrible.

  • If you see anyone wearing this,

  • - they're definitely not a musician. - Why is there a vivace

  • - between the first and second stave? - Yeah.

  • - Brett: Dude... - Eddy: In the end of a bar?

  • Brett: Why is there a rest there,

  • quaver rest, and two semiquavers,

  • and below it's just a crochet?

  • It's not even aligned properly.

  • - Theory 101, I think... - Music alignment.

  • Whoever designed this needs to go to music class.

  • Get it right!

  • Eddy: Dude, why is the bass clef B flat and A flat??

  • - I know, it's so bad. - No no, is that a B flat and A flat?

  • Yeah, it's A flat. It's A flat.

  • - Brett: Oh no, that's a D flat and A flat. - Eddy: D flat, D flat and A flat.

  • Oh, that F flat is so bad.

  • Why is it so pixelated??

  • It looks like someone just, um...

  • Went on Avid Sibelius composer,

  • - like the software, - Yeah, and went like...

  • - pressed a bunch of buttons, - Yeah.

  • - and then screenshot it, - Yeah.

  • - realized the screenshot is low resolution, and went, - Yeah.

  • - Eddy: And then just enlarged it and like, - Brett: Yeah, it's just like,

  • - printed it on the shirt. - "Hmm..."

  • "Classy. I like it."

  • "Psh, they won't know!"

  • - Dude... - Dude, this is not good.

  • They don't know how to make musical merch.

  • If you want real music fashion,

  • - go to TwoSet Apparel. - Yeah!

  • Don't be fooled by this and pay 20...

  • - 54... - Whatever.

  • Look, if it was done really well and proper, maybe,

  • but holy crap.

  • Maybe not.

  • Eddy: What does it say? It says...

  • - Eddy: "Pia..." "Optional piano"? - Brett: "Optional," "cinderbells," "chimes," and "piano."

  • Can I try and play it?

  • Oh wait, I can't 'cause it's like, four semiquavers in 12/8.

  • It doesn't even make sense.

  • - Dude, the second, the second... - Compound time.

  • - It's 12/6. - line has two semiquavers,

  • - the first one has three. - That's what I mean.

  • - But then it looks like it's connecting to a triplet. - Yeah.

  • And then bottom line has a crochet and a quaver already,

  • - as rests, so that it's just... - And then...

  • - It's not aligned! - And then... It's so many things.

  • The staves on the bottom line should be going down, not up.

  • - Yeah. - Excuse me, thank you very much.

  • Everyone has studied music and theory.

  • Grade 2— Grade 1,

  • - when you begin, you learn that... - Wait, is that true?

  • You learn that the stave goes down.

  • - You sure? - Yes.

  • Really??

  • - Oh yeah, that's right. - That's right, yeah.

  • Sorry, I had a moment of blank...

  • - That's so... - "mp" is like, at half a beat before the next bar.

  • And why is it at the bottom?

  • It should be between the stave, if it's a two-lined stave.

  • - "Sound design and record club." - Come on.

  • - Yo... - There's a correlation between

  • fastest playing, sacrilegious, and...

  • this jumper right here.

  • Alright, last one.

  • Apple Watch ad!

  • - I think you showed me this one. - Yeah, I know. It's so bad.

  • It's so bad.

  • You ready?

  • I'm not ready.

  • So even the internet's not ready.

  • Yeah, the internet's like, "No guys,

  • are you sure you want to watch this?"

  • - Eddy: Dude, look at how curled his pinky is! - Brett: Ohh, it's like...

  • That's like, playing on the note!

  • - Ohh... - Oh, wow.

  • - I don't think you're meant to do that - - Oh, that's enough!

  • We already know what's gonna happen.

  • But let's just watch it anyway.

  • - "Timing is everything!" - "Timing"—!

  • The irony!!

  • Wow, wow.

  • Oh, let's just let that sink in!

  • Timing is everything, guys.

  • When he was checking, the beat was so off.

  • It was so uncoordinated.

  • In case you didn't hear, it was uncoordinated,

  • just...

  • The rhythm was off.

  • Talk about multitasking at its worst.

  • Alright, like, if you went like...

  • Okay.

  • Whatever. But he was like...

  • This is art, guys.

  • And then...

  • - Why is his middle finger...? - It's like, stuck.

  • - Guys, I'm... He's like... - Dude, he's giving us a rude finger.

  • He gave us a rude finger while playing the piano,

  • he was like...

  • I know!

  • (both) Oh, man.

  • Alright guys, thank you so much for watching.

  • Thank you for the support.

  • We'll see you guys next time.

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