We've gone out on a bunch of dates.

Yeah, but... those weren't real.

Where are we going?

I figured this would be the place to give you this,

because this is where it all started.

Are you okay?

Look, I just wanted to say that I really...

I appreciate it, but it's never gonna happen.

How did you know about this?

I have my ways.

I promise I'm not going to break your heart.

Here we go!

I promise not to break your heart.

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

You know who I am?

John Ambrose McClaren?

I'll need that letter back.

I need proof that someone actually liked me

in middle school.

Everyone liked you in middle school.

I didn't really care about everyone.