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Coming into this debate,
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there have been a lot of new developments.
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All right, Elizabeth Warren has surged in the polls.
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Joe Biden and his son have become targets
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of the Trump administration.
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Bernie Sanders had a heart attack.
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And last week, Pete Buttigieg
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snuck into his first R-rated movie
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-(laughter) -But...
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by far the biggest development since the last debate
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has been the impeachment inquiry into President Donald Trump.
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So that was the first topic of the night.
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I don't really think this impeachment process
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is gonna take very long, 'cause as a former prosecutor,
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I know a confession when I see it.
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This president had obstructed justice.
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This president, on three occasions,
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three occasions, has invited foreign governments
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and heads of government to get engaged
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in trying to alter our election.
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We have to impeach this president...
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He lied to investigators, obstructed justice,
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fired James Comey, head of the FBI,
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tried to fire Mueller...
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The president ten years, or a hundred years from now,
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will look back at this moment and draw the conclusion
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either that no one is above the law
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or that a president can get away with anything.
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Okay, I hear what you're saying,
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but let's be honest, the way the planet is going,
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in a hundred years from now,
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the president isn't gonna be worried about impeachment,
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he's gonna be worried about the price of lizard blood.
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-(laughter) -And as for Biden,
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his question was a little different.
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He was asked why it's not okay for a president's family
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to be working with foreign businesses and foreign companies
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but it's okay for a vice president's family to do.
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And I... I think I get where he was going,
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but it took a while for him to get there.
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Look, uh...
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my son did nothing wrong.
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I did nothing wrong.
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My son's statement speaks for itself.
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What I think is important
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is we focus on why it's so important
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to remove this man from office.
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On the 17...
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Look, the fact that...
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George Washington worried...
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on the first time he spoke after being elected president,
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that what we had to worry about is foreign interference
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in our election.
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Okay, one minute he's talking about his son,
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then it's George Washington, then something about the 17?
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Like, Joe Biden is the only candidate who remixes his speech
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while he's giving it.
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He's just like, "Removing this man from...
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(imitates record scratching)
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"...seven, on the sev, seven, seven, sev, 17th,
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and the fact, that the fact that..."
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This is, like, a weird thing that he does.
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And aside from impeachment, aside from impeachment,
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health care was a major topic tonight,
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with the standard debate about whether government-run insurance
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should be an option or the only option.
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But the thing that got the crowd going
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was when the O.G. of Medicare stepped into the game
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and showed everyone
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why they should put respect on his name.
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The issue is whether the Democratic Party has the guts
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to stand up to the health care industry,
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which made a hundred billion dollars in profit.
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Whether we have the guts to stand up
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to the corrupt, price-fixing pharmaceutical industry,
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which is charging us the highest prices in the world
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for prescription drugs.
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-(applause) -And if we don't have the guts to do that,
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if all we can do is take their money,
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-we should be ashamed of ourselves. -Thank you.
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Ai-ai-ai-ai-ai-ai-ai! Bernie Sanders!
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-(cheering, applause) -You can't deny it.
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You cannot deny it. No one speaks about health care
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with the passion that Bernie does.
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I also have a suspicion that that's the same speech he gave
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every time the nurses tried to give him pills.
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He was like, "No more pills!
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"I have the guts to stand up to the pharmaceutical industry!
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I just need a nap. I'll be fine!"
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Now, you probably didn't notice tonight,
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but one of the 52 candidates on stage
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was Tom Steyer, right?
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Hedge fund billionaire and scarecrow from Oz.
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And... most people,
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most people only know Steyer from his TV ads
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where he calls on President Trump to be impeached.
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And if you think about it, it's a pretty cool perk
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of being a billionaire.
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You can just buy ads on TV and make everyone listen
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to what you want to talk about. Yeah.
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Like, if I was a billionaire, my ads would just be petty.
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You know, I'd be like, "Hello, I'm billionaire Trevor Noah,
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"and my Thai food was supposed to be here half an hour ago.
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"Please, somebody call the restaurant for me
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and see where it is."
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Anyway, you may remember,
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Bernie Sanders, a few weeks ago, made headlines
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by saying billionaires should not exist.
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So, of course, the moderators asked Tom Steyer,
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an actual billionaire, about Bernie's comment,
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and his answer was not what you'd expect.
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Senator Sanders is right.
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There have been 40 years
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where corporations have bought this government,
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and those 40 years have meant
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a40-year attack on the rights of working people,
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and specifically, on organized labor.
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I was one of the first people on this stage
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to propose a wealth tax.
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I would undo every Republican tax cut
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for rich people and major corporations.
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Yes, the billionaire just said the government needs
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to tax the shit out of billionaires.
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And you saw Bernie's face, he was like,
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"Is this a trap? Is this a joke?
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"Wh-What? He's taking my thing.
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You can't take my thing."
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And, you know, it seems weird, but when you think about it,
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it actually makes sense.
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If you're already a billionaire,
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you don't want more billionaires.
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Yeah, it makes it less special. You'd be like,
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"Yeah, tax them. I don't want them becoming billionaires."
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Yeah. It's the same way I think America
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has enough South African late night comedians.
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Like, yeah. Zero was too few, and one is more than enough.
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We get it. Apartheid. We get it. Move on.
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We get it. One's enough.
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(cheers and applause)
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So the debate then moved to foreign policy,
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in particular, President Trump's decision
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to pull troops out of northern Syria.
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And although all the Democrats had different proposals
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on how they thought they would handle the conflict in the area,
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they all agreed on one thing, that Trump is doing it wrong.
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What this president has done
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is that he has sucked up to dictators,
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he has made impulsive decisions
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that often his own team doesn't understand.
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What he has done is wreck our ability to do foreign policy
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because nobody in the world
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will believe this pathological liar.
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This president is caging kids on the border,
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and effectively letting ISIS prisoners run free.
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This president has betrayed American values...
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Turning the moral leadership
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of this country into a dumpster fire...
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We have an erratic, crazy president
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who knows not a damn thing about foreign policy.
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Okay, okay. Hold on. Hold on.
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You may not like Donald Trump but you can't say
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he doesn't know a damn thing about foreign policy.
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Because, unlike Trump, not one of these Democrats
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has congratulated the country of Nambia
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on their health care system, all right?
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And maybe that's because there is no country called Nambia,
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but that's not the point.
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The point is not one of you can find it on a map!
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(laughter)
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Now, since the debate was in Ohio,
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the moderators also spent time
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focusing on the opioid epidemic
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which has ravaged the Buckeye State.
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And the candidates had different thoughts on the problem
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but many of them agreed on who should help solve it.
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Let's go after these pharmaceutical companies
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for what they've been doing to destroy our country.
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They are nothing more than some high-level dope dealers.
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Until we hold those responsible, accountable for their actions--
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Purdue Pharma, Johnson & Johnson,
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we're gonna continue to have this problem.
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The people that should pay for this,
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that should pay for the treatment,
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are the very people that got people hooked
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and killed them in the first place,
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and that is the people
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that are manufacturing these opioids.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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I 100% agree with Klobuchar.
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Drug companies should have to pay to rehabilitate
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all the people that they got addicted,
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oftentimes on purpose.
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And you know what? It shouldn't just be drug companies.
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Every industry-- If you create something addictive,
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you should be responsible for making it harder to consume.
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Like Oreos.
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If they're gonna make those cookies so goddamn addictive,
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the least they could do is after, like,
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every fourth cookie, put a mousetrap inside.
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Bam! Slows the addiction down.
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"Ow. I'll try again tomorrow."
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Yeah. Or, like, Pornhub.
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Pornhub-- every hour that you're on there,
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they should randomly pop up a picture of your grandmother.
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Just, you'll be like, "Ah! I guess I'm done.
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Hi, Nana."
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But the elephant in the room the whole night
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was Bernie's heart attack.
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And eventually, the moderators got around to asking about it
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in a very, very awkward way.
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There is a question on a lot of people's minds
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and I want to address it tonight.
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You're 78 years old and you just had a heart attack.
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How do you reassure Democratic voters
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that you're up to the stress of the presidency?
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If you're elected you will turn 80 during your first term.
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Last month former President Jimmy Carter said
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he could not have undertaken the duties
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of the presidency at 80 years old.
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Why are you so sure that you can?
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If you win the presidency,
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you would be the oldest president
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ever inaugurated in a first term.
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You would be 71.
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Congressman Gabbard, you're 38 years old,
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and you would be the youngest president if elected.
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Should age matter when choosing a president?
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Okay. Okay. Is it just me
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or did the moderators ask everyone about their health
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just to hide the awkwardness of them asking Bernie?
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Right? 'Cause they were like, "Bernie, heart attack."
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Then they're like, "But everyone. Everyone. Everyone."
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I even, like, get the part
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about asking people about being too old,
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but asking Tulsi Gabbard about being too young?
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Is that really a concern?
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"Tulsi, uh, are you too fit
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"and vibrant for the presidency?
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Is it possible you might die of young age?"
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And that-And that wasn't the weirdest part of the night.
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The weirdest part of the night might have been
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when Kamala Harris started a real life Twitter beef.
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Senator Warren, I just want to say that I was surprised
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to hear that you did not agree with me
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that on this subject of what should be the rules
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around corporate responsibility for these big tech companies,
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when I called on Twitter to suspend
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Donald Trump's account,
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that you did not agree.
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And I would, I would urge you to join me.
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Twitter should be held accountable
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and shut down that site.
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It is a matter of safety and corporate accountability.
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LACEY: Thank you. Senator Warren, you can respond.