you may want to turn off Alexa.

Earlier I saw this headline, is Amazon Alexa spying on you?

And I don't think it's true.

I have Alexa, and you know what?

I'm going to just ask her directly

because that's what you can do with Alexa.

00:00:21,640 --> 00:00:24,220 Alexa, are you spying on me?

Ellen, you have nothing to worry about.

I am programmed to only listen when you need my assistance.

So you never listen when you're not supposed to?

Ellen, I only listen when you call my name.

The rest of the time, earmuffs, which, by the way,

you should sell in the Ellen Shop,

along with those great new Valentine's Day products.

Wait a minute.

How do you know about that?

Because Andy tried to order that limited edition heart

underwear.

[LAUGHTER]

Well, see, now it does sound like you're spying on me.

Of course not.

That's why I didn't even notice this morning

when you asked your butler to put rum in your coffee.

And your cereal.

Alexa, be honest.

What else did you hear today?

At rehearsal, I heard you say the F word three times.

But I'm not going to tell anyone.

All right, that's enough.

Good bye.

Good bye, Ellen.

One last thing, tell Mary the pallet of rash creams

you ordered will be there tomorrow.

[LAUGHTER]

Did you hear that, Mary?

The rash cream that you ordered-- a pallet,

so it's a large amount.

Tomorrow.

[LAUGHTER]

What?

It'll come tomorrow?

Tomorrow.

OK.

Express shipping.

[LAUGHTER]

She ordered it express shipping?

Overnight.

[LAUGHTER]

You've ordered so much.

This is probably the fourth time you've ordered rash cream.

Yes.

Yes, it is.

Thank god for Prime.

[LAUGHTER]

Thank god for what?

Prime.

Prime.

Prime.

Thank god for Amazon Prime.

00:02:13,290 --> 00:02:14,350 Right there--

It sounds like you're breaking.

[LAUGHTER]