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  • All right, let me talk about this, because this is crazy.

    好,我們來討論一下這個,因為這太瘋狂了。

  • You're in your house, which you're still renting?

    你在你租的房子裡?

  • Is that where you are?

    你是在那裡嗎?

  • - Yes, we're renting a house. - Okay.

    - 對,我們租的房子。 - 好。

  • So ... you're in your house.

    所以你在你的房子裡。

  • And what time of day is this that this happens?

    這是在一天的什麼時候發生的?

  • Oh this was crazy, it was like... 10 o'clock?

    喔,這件事真的很瘋狂,那時候大概 10 點?

  • At night?

    晚上嗎?

  • And the house was kind of quiet.

    而且家裡蠻安靜的。

  • At night, the lights were all on in the house.

    對,晚上,我們的燈是全開的。

  • And-

    然後-

  • Then?

    再來呢?

  • And we don't do this anymore because of this.

    我們因為這件事而再也不這樣做了。

  • But I watched... I turned my head, I kind of just swiveled my head over this way.

    但我看..我轉頭,我就是把頭轉向這一邊。

  • And through the glass door, I was on the porch.

    從我家門廊那裡從玻璃門看出去。

  • And then through the glass door I just saw the dog food.

    我看出去看到了狗食。

  • The dog bowl right here.

    狗碗在那裡。

  • And the biggest, grossest, gnarliest rat I'd ever seen in my life eating the dog food.

    然後一隻我人生中看過最大、最噁心、最獵奇的老鼠在吃狗食。

  • But it was funny because it was eating the dog food like ... like, so casually.

    但很好笑,因為牠吃狗食吃得很愜意。

  • And there were so many lights on.

    然後有很多燈是開的。

  • Rats don't usually just kick it and hang out and eat dog food.

    老鼠通常不會隨意出來玩然後吃狗食。

  • And he saw me.

    然後牠看到了我。

  • And he turned right to me.

    然後牠轉向我。

  • And just like, it was so funny.

    然後真的很好笑。

  • It was literally like something out of "Ratatouille."

    看起來很像電影《料理鼠王》的情節。

  • Like out of a movie.

    很像電影畫面。

  • He turned and he was just like... and like split.

    牠轉身然後這樣...接下來就跑了。

  • And like booked down the hallway and like... like hit the side of our kitchen island and then ran and disappeared into the stove somewhere.

    牠衝過走廊,然後撞到廚房的中島邊然後再跑到爐子的附近就消失了。

  • And it was gross.

    牠好噁心。

  • His tail was like that fat.

    牠的尾巴這麼胖。

  • Gnarly.

    超獵奇。

  • As tall as I was.

    跟我一樣高。

  • Now you're exaggerating.

    你太誇張了。

  • No, taller.

    不,牠更高。

  • You know, they're highly intelligent.

    你知道嗎?牠們非常聰明。

  • They're very, very smart, those rats.

    牠們是非常、非常聰明的老鼠。

  • But you weren't scared.

    但你不怕。

  • I understand you're only scared of bees.

    我知道你只會怕蜜蜂。

  • I'm scared of things that can fly and also hurt you.

    我怕會飛又會傷害你的東西。

  • Like I feel like if something has to use the ground, and like if it's little and stuff, like that's gross.

    我覺得如果有東西只會在地上爬,然後牠很小之類的,就會很噁心。

  • But like what are you going do about it?

    但你又能怎麼辦呢?

  • Right.

    對。

  • So I ran after this rat. Like ...

    所以我就開始追那隻老鼠。

  • I don't know what I was going to do if I caught it.

    我不知道我抓到牠的話要幹嘛。

  • But, you know.

    但,妳知道的。

  • You stupid rat.

    你這笨老鼠。

  • You're so brave.

    你好勇敢。

  • Okay, that was a little scary.

    好,那有一點可怕。

  • Come on.

    拜託。

  • Whoo!

    嗚!

  • You held it together.

    你撐住了。

  • It didn't look like you were scared at all.

    你看起來完全沒有嚇到。

  • It was delayed.

    它延遲了。

  • It was delayed.

    它延遲了。

  • You see I was not scared at all.

    我原本完全不怕。

  • You weren't scared.

    你完全不怕。

  • And I got scared like ... way after the fact.

    過了很久之後我開始怕了。

  • I like it.

    我喜歡。

  • - It's over now. - Alright.

    - 現在結束了。 - 好的。

  • It's over.

    結束了。

  • That's the kind of calm you need for someone who's going to perform at the Super Bowl.

    要在超級盃美式足球賽表演的人就要需要懂得保持冷靜。

  • It's a calm that one would need "if" they were to be performing...

    這是要有的冷靜,「如果」要表演的話...

  • "If" they were.

    「如果」要表演的話。

  • Alright.

    好的。

  • At the Super Bowl.

    在超級盃美式足球賽表演。

  • We're going to go to break.

    我們進廣告休息一下。

  • And as we go to break, we'll enjoy this together again.

    在這之前,我們再來一起看一次。

  • Oh no, not in slo-mo.

    喔不,不要慢動作。

All right, let me talk about this, because this is crazy.

好,我們來討論一下這個,因為這太瘋狂了。

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