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  • >> Greg: JOE BIDEN HAS HIT THE

  • ROAD WITH THE SLOGAN "NO

  • MALARKEY."

  • WHERE MY TROUSERS?

  • WHAT A TIME TRAVEL MACHINE IT I

  • IS?

  • OLD MEN WORE FOR DORIS AND

  • WORKED THROUGH HEART ATTACK.

  • THE LAST TIME MEN USED MALARKEY

  • AS AN ADJECTIVE, IT WAS PROBABLY

  • DESCRIBED AS GIVING THE RIGHT TO

  • VOTE FOR WOMEN.

  • SHOULD WE REMIND YOU THAT IT WAS

  • SOMEONE'S GRANDDAD WANDERING THE

  • HARDWARE STORE?

  • CLIPS LIKE THESE KEEP SURFACING.

  • >> BY THE WAY, I SIT ON THE

  • STAND.

  • I'VE GOT HAIRY LEGS THAT TURNED

  • BLONDE IN THE SUN.

  • I KID USED TO COME UP AND WATCH

  • THE HAIR COME BACK UP AGAIN.

  • I LEARNED ABOUT ROACHES.

  • I LOVE KIDS JUMPING ON MY LAP.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • >> Greg: THAT WAS FROM TWO

  • YEARS AGO.

  • I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT MEANS,

  • BUT THAT'S JOE.

  • EVERY STORY SOUNDS LIKE A DREAM.

  • A COLLECTION OF WORDS RELEASED

  • IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER OR NO

  • KNOWN LANGUAGE.

  • HE STILL UP IN THE POLL.

  • HOW DOES HE TURN IT AROUND?

  • MAYBE HE DOESN'T HAVE TO.

  • THE FACT IS, BIDEN ISN'T REALLY

  • THE PARTY'S NOMINEE.

  • IMPEACHMENT IS.

  • THEY MIGHT GET TRUMP OUT OF

  • OFFICE, WITH OR WITHOUT GRANDPA

  • WAVING HIS CANE.

  • HE WILL HAVE PLENTY OF JOB

  • BREAKERS TO GIVE TO THE KIDS,

  • EVEN IF THEY SMELL LIKE MOTH

  • BALLS.

  • FIND OUT IF ANYBODY KNOWS WHAT

  • MALARKEY MEANS.

  • >> JOE BIDEN HAS LAUNCHED A NO

  • MALARKEY TOUR.

  • WE WANTED TO ASK, WHAT IS

  • MALARKEY?

  • >> I HAVE NO CLUE.

  • >> IT'S JUST A BUNCH OF JUNK.

  • >> I HAVE NO IDEA.

  • >> THAT'S A BIG WORD.

  • I DON'T KNOW IF ANYONE WILL BE

  • ABLE TO UNDERSTAND THAT ONE.

  • >> OF MALARKEY IS SOMETHING THAT

  • MAY OR MAY NOT BE TRUE, BUT IT'S

  • ENHANCED.

  • >> I DON'T KNOW.

  • FIGURE IT'S A CRAZY PHRASE THAT

  • JOE BIDEN IS USING TO HELP HIM

  • GET ELECTED.

  • IT'S NOT GOING TO WORK.

  • >> WHAT IS MALARKEY?

  • >> I HAVE NO IDEA.

  • >> THAT'S HOGWASH.

  • >> I DON'T HAVE A CLUE.

  • >> MALARKEY.

  • HOW WOULD YOU SPELL THAT?

  • >> Greg: HOW WOULD YOU GRADE

  • THE MAN ON THE STREET?

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • >> Jesse: I THOUGHT IT WAS

  • FINE.

  • I'M JUST ENJOYING WATCHING A

  • FIELD PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN

  • HAPPEN IN REAL TIME.

  • THIS IS WHAT WE ARE WITNESSING.

  • I THINK WE JUST NEED TO TAKE A

  • MOMENT AND ENJOY THE MOMENT,

  • BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT A FEELING

  • PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN LOOKS

  • LIKE.

  • AT LEAST HE'S DOING IT WITH

  • MALARKEY.

  • HE IS KNOWN AS OF A GOOFY,

  • BACKSLAPPING THROWBACK.

  • HE KIND OF PLAGIARIZED THE

  • JOHN McCAIN STRAIGHT TALK

  • EXPRESS.

  • HE'S DOING THE BEST HE CAN.

  • BUT WHEN HE TALKS ABOUT THE

  • RECORD PLAYER, OR FLIPPING

  • COUPONS, EVERYBODY IS LIKE

  • WEIGHT, IS THIS GUY IN TOUCH

  • WITH REALITY?

  • THE CLIP YOU PLAYED ABOUT KIDS

  • STROKING HIS LEG CARE AT THE

  • POOL, THERE'S A PHOTOGRAPH OF

  • HIM SUCKING ON HIS WIFE'S

  • FINGER.

  • IT'S REALLY WEIRD.

  • THEN, YOU SEE THE PICTURE OF HIM

  • TRYING TO GET THE ATTENTION OF

  • THE GUY AT THE DINER AND THE

  • GUYS JUST SITTING THERE WATCHING

  • THE FOOTBALL GAME.

  • NO IDEA THE VP IS THERE.

  • THIS GUY IS WAY OUT OF TOUCH.

  • TRUMP IS UP ON EVERYTHING.

  • >> Greg: JUAN, I THINK YOU

  • NEED TO POINT OUT THAT HE IS

  • STILL COMMANDING THE LEAD IN THE

  • POLL.

  • >> Juan: NO.

  • I HAVE AN ISSUE WITH YOU.

  • I AM SO UPSET, BECAUSE I'M A

  • GRANDFATHER AND YOU ARE GOING

  • AFTER HIM AS A GRANDFATHER.

  • WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT, AWESOME OLD

  • FOLKS, WE ARE STILL IN THE GAME.

  • BUT ANYWAY, SO WHAT, YOU WOULD

  • HAVE HER PURRED

  • PREFERRED HORSE FATHER

  • IT WAS A HITCH.

  • REPORTERS THOUGHT IT WAS AN

  • OPPORTUNITY TO GET TIME WITH THE

  • CANDIDATE.

  • I THINK, I THINK REPUBLICANS ARE

  • WORRIED ABOUT JOE BIDEN.

  • >> Jesse: DO I LOOK WORRIED,

  • JUAN?

  • >> Juan: HE'S UNDERGONE ALL

  • THESE ATTACKS ON UKRAINE, ON HIS

  • SON, AND HE STILL DOING GOOD.

  • >> Katie: WELL, HE'S NOT DOING

  • SO WELL IN IOWA.

  • HE IS TRAILING BEHIND PETE

  • BUTTIGIEG, ELIZABETH WARREN,

  • BERNIE SANDERS.

  • LOOK, HE IS TALKING TO HIS

  • PEOPLE.

  • YOUNG PEOPLE DON'T DRIVE OUT TO

  • VOTE.

  • OLDER PEOPLE DO.

  • PEOPLE WHO KNOW WHAT THE TERM

  • MALARKEY MEANS ARE GOING TO BE

  • VOTING FOR HIM.

  • I ACTUALLY THINK IT'S A GOOD

  • MOVE, BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T KNOW

  • WHAT IT MEANS, YOU CAN GOOGLE AS

  • A YOUNG PERSON AND FIND OUT WHAT

  • IT MEANS.

  • BUT FOR HIM.

  • HE SHOULD STOP WITH THE LEG CARE

  • STORY.

  • >> Greg: I'M PRO MALARKEY.

  • >> Dana: I LIKE OLD SAYINGS.

  • CORNY JOKES.

  • OKAY, I THINK HE MAY BE COULD

  • GET THROUGH IOWA.

  • LET'S SAY HE DOES.

  • HIS VICE PRESIDENTIAL CHOICE

  • WILL BE REALLY IMPORTANT.

  • WHAT DID JOHN McCAIN TRY TO

  • DO?

  • HE WENT WAS SOMEBODY YOUNGER.

  • LIKE A GENERATIONAL CHANGE.

  • HE WENT WITH SARAH PALIN.

  • OBVIOUSLY IT DIDN'T WORK FOR

  • THAT CAMPAIGN, BUT IT DID GIVE

  • HIM A BOOST.

  • PERHAPS, WHAT JOE BIDEN IS

  • THINKING, THIS IS MAYBE WHAT

  • THEY ARE THINKING.

  • DEMOCRATS NEED SOMEBODY TO BE IN

  • A HOLDING PATTERN FOR 2020,

  • BECAUSE THEY CANNOT FIGURE OUT

  • WHAT THEIR AGREED-UPON COALITION

  • IS UNTIL --

  • IT'S NOT GOING TO GET RESOLVED

  • IN 60 DAYS BEFORE THE IOWA VOTE.

  • SO, PERHAPS BIDEN CALMS THE SEA

  • IS, IT GETS THROUGH ONE TERM

  • UNTIL THEY FIGURE OUT WHAT

>> Greg: JOE BIDEN HAS HIT THE

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古特菲爾德談喬-拜登的惡意之旅 (Gutfeld on Joe Biden's malarkey tour)

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