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  • No! Oh my god- he's still tough!

    不!我的天啊 他太強了

  • Oh my god- he's flying! OW!

    天啊 他飛起來了

  • Joergen!

    Joergen!

  • Good morning, gamers!!!

    各位玩家們 早安!!

  • Welcome back to another episode of Minecraft!

    歡迎來到新一集的Minecraft

  • I know!

    我知道

  • Surprise!

    大驚喜!

  • Look at IKEA tower.. In all it's glory.

    看看IKEA塔 多麼神聖阿

  • So beautiful..

    太美了

  • Subtitles by Mochi Doodles ;o

    00:00:36,960 --> 00:00:38,360 我們靠近結束階段了

  • We are nearing the endgame. :C(Oof)

    上次我們打敗了凋零

  • We beat the wither last-

    我稍微整理了一下

  • -battle.. I've cleaned up a little bit.

    然後下一個是終界龍寶貝~

  • But, next up... Is the EnderDragon, baby.

    Minecraft 的最終BOSS. 之後我們會拿到一大堆東西

  • The final boss of Minecraft. After that, we go get a bunch of cool stuff, aswell.

    所以現在是時候要做準備了

  • So, it's time for us to prepare for that.

    我們的下一步要增加我們的村民

  • Our next step is to increase our village.

    快生bebe

  • MAKE MORE BEBE!!!

    00:00:58,620 --> 00:01:01,160 我做了一個超天才的裝置

  • I have this genius contraption, right?

    玻璃這裡有個小洞

  • So, there's a little hole here in the glass..

    然後把船放在這

  • And then you put a boat here...

    最後 我們會在這裡抓到村民寶寶

  • And then eventually, we'll catch a baby! That's right.

    我將會抓住你們所有的小孩

  • I'm gonna catch all your children.

    波濤...

  • Riptide..

    *抽氣*

  • *gasp*

    感覺"波濤"好像不錯

  • I think Riptide is pretty good..

    "波濤"...什麼是波...

  • Riptide.. What is Ripti-

    32顆?!

  • 32?!

    怎樣你覺得我很有錢嗎嗎?

  • NANI!? DO YOU THINK I'M MADE OF MONEY?!?

    我想"波濤"可以附在我的三叉戟上

  • I think that's another thing I can put on my.. trident.

    所以說我可以用波濤的三叉戟快速移動?

  • It means I can use the trident as a means of (fast) transportation?

    呃...好歐

  • Uhhh.. Yes please!

    Sven我的錢在哪? 我現在就需要它

  • Sven, where is my purse? I need it now!

    把我的錢給我

  • Give me my purse!

    我覺得我沒有足夠的錢

  • I don't think I have any money left..

    不~~我又變窮鬼了

  • Nooo.. I'm poor again..

    Oh god 我得跑到很遠的地方跟村民交易

  • Ugh, God. I'm gonna have to trade with people far, far away.

    好吧 我的東西給我

  • Okay, give me my stuff.

    我有多到爆的南瓜

  • I have an insane amount of pumpkins

    OK Sven

  • Okay, Sven!

    你跟這些貓咪在幹嘛?

  • What are you doing with all the cats?

    爸爸要去...出差!

  • Daddy's coming- gotta go- business trip!

    天 如果我可以使用... 我愛死三叉戟了

  • Damn, if I can use the- I love the trident.

    我們要往南走很遠

  • We gotta travel far in the south

    也許我可以在南方綁架一些人?.....

  • Maybe I should kidnap these people in the south?

    00:02:02,940 --> 00:02:04,100 IKEA鳥?

  • IKEA Bird?

    我剛剛是看到IKEA鳥嗎?幻覺?

  • Did I see IKEA Bird..Or am I crazy?

    IKEA鳥!

  • IKEA Bird!

    你不能...

  • You can't...

    哦~天殺的

  • Ahh god damn it.

    好吧 你可以跟我走

  • Alright fine you're coming with me Ikea Bird!

    你如何偷偷摸摸地跟著我的?

  • How did you stick?? with me??

    你怎麼做到的?

  • How did you do this

    stop

  • STAPHH!!

    雖然有點可愛就是了

  • Lowkey kinda cute thooo.....

    00:02:22,780 --> 00:02:23,280 哦糟糕了

  • *Cute Chuckle*

    哦 沒事

  • One thing I wanna do

    我想做一件事

  • At some point

    如果可以的話

  • ...

    00:02:28,020 --> 00:02:30,020 我想蒐集遊戲裡的每隻怪

  • Is try to collect every monster in the Game.

    因為很明顯的 你可以...

  • Cause apparently you can Phoot

    你可以把所有怪抓進船裡

  • You can put any monster in the game in a boat. (Basically kidnapping)

    00:02:37,220 --> 00:02:38,680 所以我們可以把終界龍放進船裡

  • *More cute chuckling*

    上船!

  • So.. We're put the Enderdragon in a boat.

    00:02:41,480 --> 00:02:43,940 但我想你真的可以把凋零抓上船

  • Get in the bohhoha

    00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:48,100 這會是我們下一個小目標

  • *More Cute Chuckling*

    哦 天

  • I think you can actually put the wither in a boat (big brain???)

    IKEA鳥不見了

  • -Gasppp-

    這會是我玩這遊戲的最終目標

  • Thats gonna be the next-

    把所有生物放進船裡

  • Oh Godd!!

    所以這是其中一個我交易過得最大的村莊

  • Ikea Bird is gone.(Insert Crab Rave here)

    這裡是我賺錢的地方

  • That's our goal through this playthrough

    我養家活口的地方

  • Every creature in a boat

    你都沒有更新你的交易清單

  • Soo this is the biggest village I have ever traded with (correction cheated with ;0)

    都過幾天了!

  • So this is where I make my Stoinks?

    天啊

  • Its been days!!!

    ( IKEA鳥2號 被刺死了 )

  • My GOD!!

    Noooooo!!!

  • NUUUUUUU

    他碰到了仙人掌

  • He ran into a cactus (he a dummy dum)

    IKEA鳥!

  • Ikea Bird

    -回憶-

  • -Flashbacks-

    哦~不!

  • Awww NOOOO!!

    IKEA鳥

  • Ikea Bird(R.I.P)

    給我

  • GET

  • IN

    船!!

  • THE BOAT!!!!

    你跟我走

  • You're coming with me

    如果有人反對

  • If anyone has an objection

    去叫警察吧

  • Feel free to call the cops

    為什麼~~IkEa鳥~~~

  • WHYYY IKea BiRd

    為什麼....

  • Whyhaha

    你以為我在跟你說話嗎?

  • Oh Was I tlaking to you??

    跟你的朋友說再見吧

  • Say bye to your friends

    IKEA鳥就像我的父親

  • (Weird sound) Ikea bird was like father to me

    我愛他像愛我媽一樣

  • I love him like my mother

    原本一切都很順利的

  • boat it's not that hard what is this place the Netherlands why

    直到那時..

  • are we riding in a boat don't ask stupid questions

    上船啊!

  • No

    這不難阿

  • it was like a father to me the way he would trade me melons for a discount I

    這是哪裡?是地獄

  • felt truly like I belonged he was irreplaceable there will never be

    為什麼我們在船裡? 不准問問題!

  • another man like Hey wakey-wakey get in the boat get in no listen

    Nooo!Noooooooooo~~!!!

  • get in the boat or I'm gonna shove this bed somewhere you're not gonna like it

    他就像我的爸,他總是高價收購我的瓜

  • thank you what happened to your friend

    讓我備感溫馨

  • nothing special hey no hard feelings right trust me this

    他是無可取代的

  • is 100% safe I've done this before go to the boat you think I'm ready

    再也不會有個人像他一樣

  • my neighbor's gonna just just press it just trust me so do you think that guy

    嘿~~

  • is good still gonna trade me a riptide about three hours I know you can plate

    太陽曬屁股囉~

  • wet damn we're fast you can place eyes and then that's a really fast way to

    給我上船!

  • actually transporting another with ice and a boat so apparently you can take

    上去

  • one of the farmers and place him in your automatic farm and he will replant the

    聽著 給我上船 不然我把你的床拆了

  • seeds I don't know if that's true or not but I mean if that's the case that's

    你不會喜歡的

  • right that means I get free labor uh don't worry about the new guy guys don't

    謝謝

  • worry about him don't don't even look at it how much do you want to bet he

    你的朋友怎麼了?

  • doesn't have riptide anymore no baby come on guys okay he still has replied

    ......

  • so that's okay yeah he's like whoa guys guys it's raining potatoes this is crazy

    沒事

  • don't worry man I'm just preparing your little a little new adventure all right

    不要有壓力好嗎?

  • enjoy your new home and job 20 well what in the world oh my god it's raining yes

    相信我 這百分之百安全 我有經驗

  • this is perfect and even real what are you doing in my house

    給我上船!

  • guess this against the rules to kick you out all right you can stay just like be

    我沒跟你開玩笑

  • nice how does this work oh my god Oh spen did you see that wait

    我的鄰居會...

  • what oh my god that's awesome let me get away whoa

    就..相信我吧

  • this seems very dangerous I don't know why anyone would do this no oh my god

    你覺得那個村民還會賣"波濤"給我嗎?

  • you what Allah ah all my friends look what a great job he did I'm flying

    已經過了三小時了

  • away I'm out of this to disguise and beyond I'm gonna find uragan again I'm

    我知道你可以..

  • gonna find that kea bird oh my god it's snowing up no are you kidding me ah

    哦天 我們前進速度好快!

  • this is the worst episode of all time I have a sign bed and I'm not afraid to

    你可以在地獄裡放冰塊

  • use it if anyone come near me what are you guys even yes finally

    船就可以在地獄裡靠冰塊快速移動

  • haha woohoo yeah the circle of life continues little

    所以好像

  • child follow me little child now we place another boat trap we refill the

    可以把農夫抓進你的自動化農場裡你替種田

  • food and more baby will come what what are you doing here

    我不知道那是真還假

  • haha alright let's put some more potatoes and carrots

    但如果那是真的

  • he's the electrician he's just making sure it's all running thanks thanks mr.

    我就 我就可以不用做這些事了

  • peepee really appreciate it

  • guys just like food raining from ceiling does anyone know where that comes from

    不要在意這個新人

  • this is so strange suddenly my pants feel like they are hot

    不要在意他 更不要看他

  • 9 - look he grew up curse of vanishing ok you guys are just getting greedy now

    我跟你打賭他沒賣波濤了

  • yes that's what I like to see alright gamers I am back they're all

    沒小孩?拜託..

  • farmers now come on you're my destined new farmer we're gonna have a great time

    好 他還有賣"波濤" 真好

  • together I'm so glad no one is going to escape my prison unless I willingly

    你看他:"哇 各位 現在在下馬鈴薯雨欸!"

  • escort them out okay don't look don't talk to him don't talk to him spend a

    :"太瘋狂了"

  • look at him he's bad man very bad man look who doesn't have a job huh well we

    不要擔心 兄弟 我只是在規畫你的未來

  • will sort that out for you buddy don't worry about it

    好了 享受你的新家和你的工作

  • just follow me in here yes yes oh you're lonely okay I give friend I'm

    哇嗚!

  • very generous man people don't understand you know actually I think you

    多好啊

  • should be alone for no reason whatsoever despite the fact that I don't like you

    我的天啊 在下雨了

  • and I don't like your bold fit where is your face there it is okay

    太完美了

  • well that's all I got a safe that's all the reasons I need let's replace my oh

    我都沒注意到

  • look who's already started huh from the boat hey what a loser what a nerd

    你在我家幹麻?

  • hopefully this won't get overrun by zombies I have protected at this time

    我想這違反了你不能進某人家的規則

  • let me see oh if you like the boat so much why don't you why don't you try

    呃 你可以留著 但保持友善

  • this so basically he will work for me and I will sell him his own crops

    要怎麼做

  • now that stinks so whatever hijab he does for me I will sell it back to him

    OMG

  • how did you escape get back in chamber that's right shame on you so the idea is

  • to just expand the whole the whole way like infinite I want to have as many as

    Sven你看到了嗎?

  • possible keep making bet back

    等等

  • yeah and eventually will have it will have infinite Bibby Wallach you're not

    What?

  • supposed to be a shepherd you're not even supposed to be come out of here get

    OMG 這太棒了

  • away from him you don't love him that's right you're supposed to be a farmer ah

    讓我脫掉...

  • ha ha looks like we caught the big one boys how did you even get there

    哇嗚

  • into the cell why do I enjoy this so much

    我覺得醬很危險 為什麼有人會這樣做?

  • why does making villagers go into this I don't know what Hey look at him I don't

    不!!

  • know why I liked any other they're all brothers and sisters even more they're

    我的老天 你這

  • our family of pain they're our family of so look who decided to become farmer huh

    為什麼你要這麼做喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔!

  • okay all right look like anyone's opinion can just

    我的朋友 看他做得多好

  • change huh what is he doing give me back my money that's my money

    我要飛走 我受夠這一切了

  • damn alright yeah that's right give me all your money okay one disappeared

    飛向宇宙 浩瀚無垠

  • that's so crazy it's time to finish up a tower of llama wives Tower of llama the

    我要再去找Joergen 找IKEA鳥

  • most ambitious project I have there we go Thanks

    我的天啊 上面在下雪

  • just stay there thanks bro see you in forever

    我飛得多高...我的天

  • there you go should we make a tower of cat maybe wake

    (趴)

  • up feeding time he's like no I want to sleep oh god oh god we have to eat this

    不不不不!!!!

  • the first time we get to eat that relatable moment when you're dragged out

    你在跟我開玩笑嗎?

  • of bed because carrots are raining from the sky all right come on guys make more

    啊啊啊阿啊啊!

  • baby okay so I like my house I really do but I think it's what do you think your

    這是有史以來最慘的一集!!

  • again I think it's time we update it it's looking a bit small in comparison

    我有一張床 我不會客氣的

  • to everything else we have around this

    如果有人膽敢接近我

  • and I want to make it like a traditional Swedish house I think that could be

    呀!

  • really fun as well but to build we must first destroy man this feels weird this

    你們到你在做什..

  • house has been here longer than almost anything in this playthrough that feels

    太好了!!

  • this feels so strange

    終於!

  • oh my god it's so sad analyst away I didn't expect to be feeling feels so I

    生命的循環是無止盡的

  • had this house for so long Hey look who caught a couple babies huh

    小孩 跟我走吧小孩

  • yeah oh no it's just your kids oh don't worry I'll take good care no Charlie's

    重新放上一隻船陷阱

  • gaping get their boats child you're coming with me

    我們重放食物 生更多小孩

  • don't think so child look at this that's the one thing that's been with us in

    你在這裡做什麼?

  • number one tree of life wait why do I hear a tiny one oh my gosh

    好 我們放進更多馬鈴薯和胡蘿蔔

  • why does everyone make him pay I didn't ask for this congratulations guys

    他是工程師 確保機關有用 謝謝

  • damn I'm rich now oh it's all working so well look at that things are going well

    謝謝 peepee先生

  • for once in an episode not really actually but oh look he's teaching his

    非常感謝你

  • child to be as worthless as his father come on all right

    : "大夥 這裡有食物從天花板而降! 這從哪來的呀?"

  • I don't really have the materials to to build a house I want to build so it's I

    :"這太奇怪了 我的下面突然好熱"

  • gamers last episode I blame peepee poo-poo oh my god he's hiding from me

    看 他長大了 消失詛咒

  • now what spawn zone and why did I just spend 15 pounds on it last episode I

    好了 給你們夠多食物了

  • said pee pee poop who was healing then with her pigs healing him

    這就對了 這就是我要看的

  • are you kidding me the pigment healed him

    好的玩家們 我回來了

  • you guys healed him but I was wrong they actually started us a great decoy and I

    他們全都變成農夫了

  • feel like the only honorable thing to do from my mistake my miscalculation is to

    你將成為我下任農夫 我們會有很美好的時光

  • make a memorial for all the pee pee poop was out there that fought all the brave

    我太開心了

  • people poo poos that fought and died so we could defeat the wither that's why I

    沒有人可以逃出我的監獄

  • want to build a quick little memorial it won't be anything fancy but something to

    除非我同意送他們出去 了解?

  • represent each torch represents one peepee poo-poo this is actually one of

    不要看他 不要跟他說話 一眼都不行 Sven

  • the first things I ever build in Minecraft I was like hey gorgeous it

    他是壞人 非常壞

  • looks pretty cool I'll just place a bunch of them down it's surreal to do

    看是誰沒工作呀

  • this like 10 years later just but for all the wrong reasons why people

    我會幫你找個工作的 兄弟 別擔心

  • oh my gosh I can just right-click

    跟我 來這裡

  • why hasn't no one told me

    哦 你覺得很孤單?好我幫你找個朋友你

  • there it is like a beautiful whoa that actually looks though and I

    我非常慷慨 大家都不知道

  • missed a spine okay gamers as a final ending for this

    你知道嗎 我覺得你應該自己待著

  • episode I want to do something with Jorgen we're gonna write out so I don't

    沒有任何原因

  • know if this works but someone made it I'll put his imprint in the description

    事實上是我討厭你

  • so that if you put down a diamond block and a nether stall named Petey pie which

    我還討厭你的光頭 你在看哪 哦好

  • of course I just happen to have on me and then throw a sword on it

    這就是我要說的

  • it should create a pewdiepie boss throw them as a star and then a sword did I

    這就是為甚麼

  • not do it oh it worked oh my god it's cherry pie it's berry pie

    換我的...

  • in Minecraft but wait I am PewDiePie Oh God

    哦看!是誰在船裡開始耕種啦!

  • pizza pie has a lot of health don't hurt me Petey pie please oh no it it how is

    多麼魯蛇!多麼怪胎!

  • this even possible so I'm playing on the easiest difficulty No

    希望這次他不會被殭屍殺了

  • oh my god it's still tough oh my god he's flying out you're it again no I

    這次我做了個保護機制

  • don't want to hurt you yard again don't hurt me

    讓我看看 哦既然你那麼喜歡這艘船

  • I need to drink milk oh wait I'm fine no no I love your yard

    你為何 為何不試試這個

  • gate don't do this to me y'all guys stop fighting we can be together I love you

    基本上 他會幫我工作 然後我再回賣給他

  • please don't make me do this back off peopIe oh my god

    夭壽讚

  • I'm going for hardcore DPS oh this is so Oh back off sweat back up find water

    所以他為我做的 我會再賣回去給他

  • through these I don't want to hurt you you're the only one that I haven't

    你怎麼逃了?

  • killed no we're gonna look so evil it's evil Sven

    滾回你的牢房!就是這樣!羞羞臉!

  • stop stop sled oh my god the knock-back

    所以我想擴建牢房 到無限多個

  • oh shit what is he doing oh my god oh

    我要越多越好 繼續生小孩!

  • god what else couldn't read if I possibly have up oh my god of course

    yeah~

  • it's what that she hey wait what they should follow me all my loved ones are

    最後 我們會有無限多的寶寶

  • back but they're fighting against me there you go you're in what they're now

    What?

  • what their sheep damn he's fast oh my god stop it berry pie Oh stops

    你不該變成牧羊人的

  • water sward stop it pit if I get it

    你甚至不應該在...

  • oh my god ten out of ten yes headphones where do I

    出來 你不愛他