Oh, my go-

不！

noooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooo

早--

Gooooood

上好玩家們!

Morning gamers! Welcome back to another beautiful day in Minecraft

又是美好的麥塊日

I had a live stream yesterday and someone told me to plant 4 spruce trees next to each other and BAM!

昨天我有開直播

Woah, woah

然後有人說，我可以把四個雲杉樹樹苗放在一起種

Woahh. Why do I feel like it's challenging Ikea Tower?

蹦！

Don't worry, IKEA tower. You are beautiful forever. If you didn't catch the live stream, don't worry. You didn't miss much

哇嗚，哇嗚

I just walked around and it was very peaceful and very nice.

哇嗚！

I can crick with the Trident?

我怎麼覺得這樹好像在挑戰宜家塔

:o JE-

別擔心，宜家塔 你永遠都是最美的

Oh my god Bengt. Can you get out of the boat? You're not supposed to-

如果你沒看直播，別擔心 你並沒有漏掉太多進度

*squeak*

我只有四處晃晃而已， 非常平靜美好

AAA! Sorry

我可以附魔三叉戟？

How do I get him out? Oh my god, they're stuck forever

OMG

Leashes gets them out. I keep forgetting. Oh he,- awwwwww thats so cute!

Bengt 你可以離開船嗎?

So someone told me they go to sleep underneath trees. That is so cute

你不應該...

ˢˡᵉᵉᵖ ˡᶦᵗᵗˡᵉ ᶜʰᶦˡᵈ

*吱*

Oh my god, I'll put a little lantern.

啊！

Oh, okay. Sorry, sleep. SLEEEP! (yeah because yelling at him will surely make him sleep)

對不起

JUST GO TO SLEEP!

我要怎麼讓他離開？

Thank you, tehehe. I don't know if this is true or not

OMG，他會不會永遠困在這啊？

But apparently you can give them a sword as well cuz they keep stuff in their mouth just like Dark Souls

韁繩可以讓牠離開 我一直忘記

Oh my god. Okay. Thanks

喔~好可愛

Come on you can be just like Dark Souls

有人跟我說狐狸會睡在杉樹下

Eat it. I can give him my badass sword and it will give him like fire aspect and stuff

他真的好可愛

this sword is very important to me, but I want you to have it because you are important to me too.

乖寶寶睡吧

I need him to drop the leash somehow. maybe if I give him porkchop

OMG

There we go. He just spits it out. *weird sound*

我要放個小燈籠在牠旁邊

He's eating it. Oh my god. Yes, that's so cool

喔，抱歉

So apparently he gets the enchantment we need to try this out this is so cool. Alright who wants to volunteer?

睡吧

All of you, that's very well, I'm just gonna leave a look at him look at him

快睡！

Look at him bengt is going crazy!

睡就對了！

Oh my god, alright. Alright, I'll just leave these guys here. You can do whatever you want them kill them

感謝

Kill them now. Well, the backwards attack. Look it's cooked chicken because my sword

*笑*

That's so awesome. Well, I guess you two are the lucky ones oh

我不知道這是不是真的

My god, he killed them as well

但顯然你可以給狐狸一把劍

Very- very interesting technique that Bengt has using his

因為他們會含著劍

Why is the chicken just not running away

就像黑暗靈魂

Incredible technique! aww they're friends..

OMG 好，謝謝

Oh and now he went to sleep with little chicken in his mouth

趕快，你明明就可以像黑暗靈魂

*cute giggle*

咬它！

Now obviously I'm still homeless

我要給他我最讚的劍 然後牠就會有...

I've been trying to figure out what I want to build and we'll probably build something or at least start it today. I'm really excited for

火焰攻擊

What our new house is gonna be but this time I want to go big

這把劍對我而言非常重要

I'm always such a Swedish loser. And I always like oh, I just want to build a small little home for me and my pigs

但是我想要給你

No, not today

因為你跟這把劍一樣重要

Today we go big we go all out. But first, of course, I have to terrorize my villagers. Yes.

我要牠先把繩子丟掉

I have this new system set up which I think you guys are gonna really like. Sven has been guarding them to make sure

也許我要先給它烤豬肉片

Good job, Sven.

成功了

So I have a I have a very well-hidden - what is it? - observer here

牠直接把牠吐出來

Which if you can see there's a line of thread here. So if anyone passes this thread observer will notice and the trap will activate

牠在吃了

Now so far not a single soul has managed to escape this prison right Sven

OMG

Yes

就是這樣

But just for a safety meas- no, the boat is not for you Sven

真的超酷的

You want to be the guard boat?

所以牠現在的攻擊也有附魔了

Fine. Okay fine

我想看看效果，感覺很酷

All right, let's remove this and let's watch them walk into the trap. You're free! Oh no!

好喔，有誰自願的?

Bahahahaahahah

你們兩個？

Anyone else want to be free?

很有勇氣

Why is that so funny?

我要把雞留...

You guys are free. You can run. Look you can play both with Sven

哦看看牠

You know what to be honest, I think I only need one right now

Bengt迫不及待了

Let's actually feed them a bit more I need more babies

OMG 好喔 雞留在這

Keep eating and keep fricken. Oh

你想對牠們幹嘛就幹嘛

It's working. Excellent. I have to cover up the whole thing because babies can still crawl in through tiny holes

(殺了他們)

Which is kind of an oceans and I haven't made this with babies and oh

殺他們吧

Well, how do you do?

哇，尾攻

Okay, this is perfect so this is my new transportation system, oh yeah, I showed her already

看，熟雞肉

Well, the reason you featured to it, you see the track doesn't go up now. I

因為我的劍有火焰附魔

Put the track over here and then it will go up up into there. Was that which so oh

這超棒的

My God where huh in my spawner so I improved my spawner based on one of you 9 rolls. Oh

我想你們就是這次的幸運兒了

It works. I'm supposed to me. I made it one by one, but it's better if you make it 2 by 2

OMG 牠的砍雞技巧超棒

So now you can see my training is a little broken. I get the XP bang bang BAM, it's full and

這招真的超有趣，Bengt用牠的尾...

The loot gets dropped in here

*笑*

Excellent. Well

為什麼雞都不逃跑

What you nine year olds told me are one of you is that you may think this is a fun roller coaster ride

超讚的攻擊招式

Well, I guess in a way it is they get their final

oh...他們變朋友了

final ride before the

oh...牠睡著了

Before the eternal suffering Oh God. Oh, they're all in here, huh?

還有一隻雞陪牠

So I will they will be placed here

*萌聲*

Forever and that will make more mobs spawn if there's a villager and they will move more towards the center as well

OMG

I think I know one of those things is true at least

你們可以看到

So it's time for our annual lottery. That's right Sven

我現在還是無家可歸

One of these lucky contestant will be randomly picked

我一直試著決定我到底要蓋甚麼

They look like one giant guy hey, hey, sorry sorry, sir one lucky contestant

總之今天我至少會開始蓋

Will get chosen as tribute. I think this will go pretty fast, but I'll try and follow three

我還蠻期待的

Actually, I kind of want to see them getting pigs. Okay. So when are you ready? Here we go. Three, two one three

不知道新家建起來會長怎樣 而且這次我要建得很大

Two one

我一直都是個瑞典魯蛇

Here we go. And

我一直都是： 我只想蓋個小屋子，裡面有我和我的小豬豬

There he goes lucky wither let's follow him Sven

不！

See, I'm so nice to my villagers. They get a lucky chance to live a new life

今非昔比

There he is perfectly placed excellent

今天我要把房子蓋得 超級爆大

Why

但是，首先

I'm actually gonna keeping them in the minecart for now because I think I'm supposed to get two or three of them

我要先嚇嚇我的村民們

You know, it's it's not really fair. Like I haven't even written this I

沒錯

Just let other people have fun

我有做了一個新機關

It's really not about me. All right, one more lucky win there. Here we go. Three two one people and

我想你們一定很喜歡

We have a winner. Congratulations sir. Sorry, I haven't really outfit y'all get you a job eventually

Sven一直幫我們顧著機關

So, how's married life Sven? H-how is it? I'm about to get married myself, you know

做得好 Sven

Cool that's good to know. Hey, hey get off my property. Oh, sorry

我把...

It was me

*笑*

Damn Sven's boyfriend Loki Savage

我把機關藏得很好

all there's Swen's son

這叫啥...偵測器

So cute. So you guys said that I should make

仔細看你會發現 這裡有一條線

Sven's son

如果有人碰到它，偵測器就會發現

Purple because red plus blue

就會觸發陷阱

Is purple but I wanted Sven's boyfriend to be yellow. So that makes green. So he's green just so we're clear

目前為止沒有任何人逃出去 對吧？SVEN

This is matter to anyone No. Oh, right. I forgot what I was doing completely. I forgot about them people up here

是的

There should be two of them up here. Oh, no, did he push the other one down?

但為了安全考...

Why am I laughing

不，這船不是給你用的 SVEN

That's awful so now zombies will spawn on these squares they'll they'll be like, oh I want him

你想當個守護船?

I want his sexy body. He looks so nice

好，好啦

Oh

好喔 我們打掉鵝卵石

God, I'm about to fall in the hole. But I also still want him

看著村民走入陷阱

Oh god, that hole is really coming closer, but I love him

你們自由了

He's so sexy. But oh my god. I'm about to fall into giant pit

喔，不

Maybe there's more of them down there. Okay. See you later

*壞笑*

That's how I envisioned it. Have fun now

還有人想要渴望自由嗎

Cool so, hopefully it works better now as you can see I put IKEA bird on my shoulder

為什麼這個這麼好笑

as honor of Ikea bird

你們全被釋放了 跑吧

Thank you for your service. IKEA bird never forgetting my spaghetti

你看 你們可以來跟SVEN玩船船

Man Bank looks so cute next to Dinnerbone's

我發現我現在好像只需要一個村民

What who left the door open? Bank who left the door open!?

把村民餵飽 我需要更多寶寶

Where is Dinnerbone? Oh my god. Alright watch this tonight, by the way

快吃 快幹活

Right in his face

成功了!

So I had this thing for a while in the background a lot of people seemed curious about it. I literally Oh God

我必須將這兩格封住

oh, no, I wanted to try out because you can make like

一格高就夠小村民逃走了

Elevators with kelp and Minecraft. I actually want to try that for a very specific reason

這是個問題 而且我還沒把這個做成適合寶寶的

Okay, so if I remember correctly you do this. Yeah

Oh

BA so we have this water flowing in our beautiful goddamn. That's annoying

嗨...你好嗎

But if we put one ah

蠻完美的

No, that's not what I wanted to do. Wait

這些就是我建的運輸系統

How will is too strong? I mean my shovel. Ah, that's not what I wanted to do either

哦對 我已經給你們看過這個了

Okay, you place old son here. And then you're like, oh it does it creates bubbles

為了你們而先公開了

Not all the way though. Oh

你可以看到，軌道現在不是往上

My god, what is happening flip flop flip flop flip flop flip flop flip it flip flip flip flip flip all the way up

我把軌道連到這

Baby, sween zooming seen soon then you take the soul sand

它會通往上面

Did I do it? Is that how you do it No, ah

然後進到那個...

ah

那是女巫的聲音嗎？

Oh, it's working I did it I did it

天啊 躲在哪

How do I get down from here

*驚*

Yelp do I have a bucket of water? Yes, I do. Okay, watch this gamers

在生怪塔裡？

This is an old veteran minecraft trick you jump and then you drop the water right before you fall

我把生怪塔改建了 根據你們這群九歲小孩的建議來做

*Awesome Felix*

它成功了！

Good thing I don't have legs cuz otherwise I would have a hurt. Let's try that again. I never actually managed to do it

我本來要把他做成1對1的 但我發現2對2效果會比較好

Here we go

你可看到我的三叉戟有點受損 但我一吸經驗值

Yeah, you see that. That's so cool

BANG BANG BANG 又變回全新的

Oh

怪物掉的東西就進到這個箱子裡

Smooth

太棒了

He-he, haha

你們這群童心未泯的跟我說 如果做得像雲霄飛車一定會很好玩

The idea behind this is to have a sniper tower

我也這麼覺得

Because oh you see that creeper over there watch this

村民們還可以玩一趟， 在他們要...

OOOOOH haha haha

在他們要被永無止盡的折磨之前

He despawn are you kidding me? Alright watch this first try

喔天啊

Got'em moving target no problem

看來怪物都在剛剛下面那了

And another one bites the dust

所以村民會站在這

But I wished Sven could see me

直到永遠

Got him look at Bengt don't worry Bank. I got you. Oh

如果有村民在那，怪物就會生成更多，

I hit the pig. Sorry

而且怪物會往中心移動

See I swear there's a witch spawn like oh that's far. Oh

我猜的

My god, I am the lord of Triton, okay, it's time gamers

我想我至少會猜中一個

time to build our new house

那麼，也就代表著

Are you excited? You should be right banked. I got a lot of spruce wood and I got a lot of stone

年度抽獎來了！ 是的Sven你沒聽錯

and a lot gotten a lot of patience this time when I build like I said

你們其中一位幸運兒 會由隨機的方式篩選出來

I'm gonna go figure

他們怎麼看起來特別大隻

All right, not a bad start right banked oh

嘿...欸抱歉抱歉

Yeah, I'm building another Japanese temple, whatever

成為脫穎而出的幸運兒

They just look so awesome. It's kind of cozy underneath as well. Meanwhile, there's one thing I desperately

那是至高無上的榮耀

Forgot to do last time

我猜整個過程會很快 但是我盡量跟上

Which was building a freaking snowman, let's do it right in front of Bank. I think he'll like this

我還蠻想看到他們被篩選的過程

I don't know if this oh my god, that's it. Ha ha ha

好了，Sven，準備好了嗎？

What?

3

Why does it look like that? Oh

2

Oh, that's creepy

1

Sven is scared.. Sven, don't worry, it's safe!

*按*

What are you? Hello?

3. 2. 1.

That is so creepy

*再按*

Why does it - is this a joke? Like am I getting - is this the texture pack

出發了！

Why do they look like that?

出現了！幸運兒出現了！ Sven我們趕快跟上

Are they evil? Are they evil, Sven? Oh my god, they're leaving trail of snow

你看我對這些村民多好 讓他們有機會獲得全新的生活

Wha? He's peepee pooping himself. He's the actual Peepee poo-poo. Ay ay ay, not too close.

看看他！已抵達目的地

So yeah, my plan with the building is obviously finishing the temple

完美

I might have to move I might have to move Council of water sheep, which is obviously very controversial.

*笑*

Oh It looks like they have a - Water Sheep is riding the pig

Ah...

It has been done my lord

Why...

Yeah, I might have to move a little bit it's fine

*笑*

Oh no, he's dying

我打算就讓他們留在礦車裡面

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

因為這邊大概要有2-3個人

AAAHHHH

其實有點不公平，我都還沒搭過這個

DAMN YOU WATER SHEEP!

我讓其他人都覺得有趣

Oh my god!

但卻都沒有顧慮到自己

so I don't know if this true or not but I heard that you can - oh my god there's thunder

再開放一個名額！ 來吧！

okay

3. 2. 1. 嗶!

Okay

又一個幸運兒誕生！恭喜你，先生

I'm going back.

很遺憾，我真的很...

Oh Bengt is scared! Oh no..

我會...我會幫你找其他工作的

He's scared of thunder. Don't worry, you're safe in here

Sven談談你的新婚生活吧

Don't worry, don't worry about it, you're safe in here

我想知道，因為我也大概快結婚了

So, does my channeling work or does it have to hit something to do it

酷喔！跟我想的一樣

OHH, It still works, baby

欸

Oh

離我的資產遠點

So what happens if you do it on different things like: sheep. They die. Okay cool. That's good to know

哦！抱歉

Is there anything else that,

那不是我

I can use it on

哇... Sven的男朋友Loki超狂

Like a spider

哦看看Sven的小孩

No

超可愛

Zombie

你們跟我說 應該要把Sven小孩的項圈染成...

It's so badass, I love it so much