Morning gamers. It's time for another episode of Minecraft. Is anyone surprised is anyone surprised today?

早安阿，玩家們，是時候繼續minecraft實況，有沒有人很期待?

We're gonna have a fun day, aren't we jeb? Oh you now you don't look at me. Wake up. Wake up

我們今天要做很好玩的事，jeb不是嗎? 你現在不鳥我了是吧，起床了

There you are. Now, you know, we're gonna have fun today

你在這。現在，你知道，我們今天會玩得開心

That's right. We're gonna build you a new home, aren't you excited?

那就對了。我們要為你建一個新家，你不興奮嗎？

**HITS BELL AGGRESSIVELY**

00:00:23,500 --> 00:00:27,200 暫時忽略它。我需要找到Sven......他在哪裡......

Ignore that for now. I need to find Sven... Where is he...

Sven在那裡！

There you are Sven!!

今天對Sven來說是非常特別的一天

Today, very special day for Sven

Sven是我最喜歡的狗

Sven my favorite dog

我們 - 我想告訴你們我完成了房子。它看起來很神奇。Sven。還沒見過

Let's- I want to show you guys I finished the house. It looks pretty epic. Sven. Hasn't seen it either

他有一個眼罩，我要把它取下來。對？你在做什麼？你在做什麼？我可以騎嗎？哦，我的上帝。哦，

He has a blindfold on I'm gonna remove it. Right? What are you doing? What are you doing? Can I ride? Oh my god. Oh,

哦

*pewds chuckles to himself*

啊

OH

我要殺了他

AH

怎麼樣？？

I'M KILLING HIM

發生了什麼？

How??

啊

What happened?

所以我們這就是房子，Sven來吧，我來帶你參觀

AH

在這裡，我有骨頭。你告訴我你不能上來嗎？

So here we are this is the house, Sven. Come on, come in come in let me show you

Sven

Here, I have bone. You tell me you can't get up there?

TMD的

sVeN

為什麼每一件事情都這麼難?

god damnittt

你能上去嗎？好吧，無論如何，他都會傳送過來，這就是房子。這是非常史詩的

(Subtitle by *I am HeRe *in description at bottom )

你從這邊進入這裡然後在這裡你有Bing bong Bing bong

Virgin turtle from his prison. Can you please get up? All right, he'll teleport anyway, this is the house. It's pretty epic

美麗的後院還有燈籠，然後我們擁有所有的存儲空間

You enter here secret door and then here you have Bing bong Bing bong

隱藏在地板上。我們這裡有存儲空間

Beautiful backyard it lits up with lanterns in the in the summer and then we have all of the storage

非常史詩

Tucked away nice in the floor. We have storage here so much storage

床在這裡，你可以跳床，如果你喜歡和

very epic

最好的

bed is here and you can jump on bed if you feel like and

最好的部分

the best

Sven 拜託你上來

the best part about this

他坐著所以不能過來，sorrry

Sven pleaasseeee get upppp

你知道關於這件事的最好的部分是你們一直在告訴我，我應該為sven建造一座狗舍

o

這是我的斯文。這是你的房子。 （WOOW !!）

He's sitting that's why sorry

那就對了。我為你建造了這個，斯文！

you know the best part about this is that you guys have been telling me I should build a doghouse for Sven and

我知道你喜歡動漫和東西

This is my reveal Sven. This is your house. (WOOW!!)

所以我建造了它 - 一個日本房子給你

That's right. I built this for you, Sven!

別客氣

I know you love anime and stuff

好的，再見。再見。玩得開心斯文

So I built it- a Japanese house for you

現在是我為水羊建造東西的時候了

You're welcome

我不希望斯文看到

Okay, have- Bye. Bye. Have fun Sven

一隻爬行動物炸毀了我的農場，順便說一句，我所有的雞都消失了。我知道F在聊天中：'（

It's time for me to build something for water sheep

所以讓我們在這裡使用我們的想法。我們怎麼樣？

That I don't want Sven to see

讓水羊明白我們不喜歡他

A creeper blew up my farm and all my chickens disappeared by the way. I know F's in the chat :'(

我知道那裡有活塞，但我從來沒有像紅石一樣使用這些東西。哦，我的上帝。看他正在和蜘蛛說話！

So let's use our mind here. How can we?

我知道他是邪惡的。

Make water sheep understand that we don't like him

你在談論什麼？！？！？！

I know there's like pistons, but I never really used these like redstone stuff. Oh my god. Look he's talking to spider!!!

等待

I knew he was evil.

Lemme得到一些鵝卵石

WHAT WERE YOU TALKING ABOUT THERE?!?!?!

Soo這是如何工作的？

wait

我會把它放在這裡

Lemme get some cobblestone

不，等等，那不行。

Soo how does this work..?

天啊..哦，這太噁心了！

And I'll just place it here

我必須進入水羊籠

No, wait, that won't work..

eeeewwwwwww

Oh god.. Ohhh this is disgusting!

哇哦，這真是太討厭了。哦，我的上帝。你怎麼住在這裡？這很糟糕。我怎麼出去？

I have to enter Water Sheeps cage

行。你最好不要逃避。你最好不要逃避。會有痛苦。這是你生命中最糟糕的一天水羊

eeeewwwwwww

好的，等等，所以我真的只是 - 你可以嚇到嗎？！？！

Ewwww oh, this is so nasty here. Oh my god. How do you live here? This is terrible. How do I get out?

等待水不進！

All right. You better not escape. You better not escape. There will be pain. This is the worst day of your life water sheep

水羊頭需要水來生存!!!

Okay, wait, so do I literally just- can you freak off?!?!

哦，我的上帝

WAIT the water's not coming in!!

你喜歡這種水羊嗎？!!好，因為你不應該> :)

water sheep head needs water to survive!!!

你看看斯文。這就是發生的事情

Oh my God

想一想。有什麼值得的？對你有價值嗎？你這樣做了嗎？如果我

You like this water sheep?!! good because you're not supposed to >:)

如果我添加另一個活塞以便從多個角度擠壓，該怎麼辦？

You look at Sven. This is what happens

我喜歡紅石和鐵。好的，讓我們做三個

Think about it. What's it worth it? Was it worth at you? Did this by the way you did this? What if I

我們可以嘿嘿，我們可以給它一塊水羊像一種傷害的藥水藥水嗎？

What if I add another piston so he gets squeezed from many angles

我不在乎你的藉口

I like that would redstone and iron. Okay, let's make three

不是我。這是Gloria Borger。格洛麗亞並不重要。博爾加不是真的

Can we give hey can we give it water sheep like a bad potion potion of harming?

每個人都知道

I don't care about your excuses

和盟友一起

It wasn't me. It was Gloria Borger. It doesn't matter Gloria. Borga isn't real

如果你停止撒謊就停止撒謊，那麼也許我會重新考慮不那麼激進

Everyone knows that

你不敢逃避嗎？

enough with allies

沒有逃脫甚至不會想到你是安全的，因為你不僅僅是

To stop lying if you stop lying then maybe I would reconsider being a little less aggressive

因為我在你旁邊並不意味著我想抱著你並告訴你它沒關係

Don't you dare escape?

這意味著我不喜歡你的水形更像是一塊狗屎。這會受傷。我不會撒謊

there is no escape don't even think for a second that you are safe because you are not just

這將是X.這將是非常痛苦的水形狀

Cuz I'm next to you doesn't mean I want to hold you and tell you it's alright

回到UH什麼怯懦的眼睛

It means I don't like you water shaped more like piece of shit. This is gonna hurt. I'm not gonna lie

好的，所以我需要正確連接這些

This is gonna be X. This will be extremely painful for water shape

看，我，呃，我是一名Minecraft老兵。所以我知道我知道這些來龍去脈

Back at UH what sheepish eye

所以這些都是我打破它發生了什麼？哦

All right, so I need to connect these right

當我使用它時，它會推開它自己的紅石

See, I'm uh, I'm a Minecraft veteran. So I know I know the ins and outs

喜歡哦

So these all did I break it what happened? Oh

不，它破了

It pushes away its own redstone when I use it

它不能太快。從來沒有人這樣做過

like oh

不要試圖逃避。現在。她怎麼

No it broke

看著他。一世

It can't be too fast. No one's ever done this

不在乎

Don't try and escape. Now. What does she

你對我沒什麼意義，我希望你只是安靜，至少像羊一樣，哦，對不起

Look at him. I

哦對不起

Don't care

所以我真的做到了

You mean nothing to me I wish you were just quiet and took it like at least like a sheep, oh, sorry

不把紅石放在天花板上。這是什麼？哦

Oh, sorry

好吧，我喜歡我喜歡啊，

so I actually did I

你這麼做了，你這樣做了嗎？天啊，你怎麼敢？

Not put redstone on ceilings. What is this? Oh

哦，我現在要努力了

All right, I like that I like that ah,

我們要走了

What does she you did this you did this you did this? Oh my god, how dare you?

我之前是因為我憐憫你而現在卻讓我退縮了

Oh, I'm gonna we're gonna go harder now

給我，我喜歡活塞上的釘子

We're gonna go

為什麼我會戴上一個活塞來真正傷害一個你可以製造粘性活塞的人呢？讓我這樣做瘋了

I'm I was holding back before because I pitied you but now

我知道這很糟糕，但我明白了。我必須從蹦床上取回我的粘液球

Give me I like spikes on there on the piston

希望我能把它變成粘液球。是的，我可以。好吧，然後你最好不要去任何地方

Why would I put on a piston to really hurt someone you can make sticky pistons right? Let me do that insane

笨羊。哦，我知道

I know this this sucks, but I got it. I gotta get back my slime ball from my trampoline

如果我們放置你的朋友不是為了救你

Hopefully I can make it into slime ball. Yeah, I can. All right, and then you better not go anywhere

這裡。他逃跑了。回去後回去。會有嚴重的後果

Stupid sheep. Oh, I know

你去吧好的，現在我們可以把它放在這裡嗎？不？

Your friends aren't here to save you if we place

驚慌失措

This here. He's escaping. Go back in go back in go back in there. There will be serious consequences

你在跟我開玩笑嗎？

There you go. All right, so now can we put this on top here? Nope?

來吧

panicked

繼續老兄，讓我來做吧。也許這是朝著那個方向前進的地方之一。你正面對。沒有

Are you kidding me?

行。好吧，我想我們可以繼續保持這一點，只是為了讓他嚇唬

Come on

哦，我確切地知道我們可以在粘性活塞上放置什麼塊，因為她實際上應該對它們造成傷害，對嗎？

Go on dude, let me do it. Maybe it's one of those where it goes in that direction. You're facing. No

嘿，羊的時間到底疼啊實際上有效

All right. Well, I guess we can keep we can keep that here just to make him scare

哦

Oh, I know exactly what block we can put on sticky piston this one because she should actually damage them, right?

水羊*哭聲*

Hey, what a sheep time to pain Oh actually works

Noooooo

Oh

Ahhhhhhhh

Water sheep *crying sounds*

Noooooo ...

Noooooo

這只是假設哦，哦

Ahhhhhhhh

我簡直不敢相信

Noooooo...

水羊對我來說就像個父親。行。我們需要一隻新的水羊。一世

It was just supposed oh, oh

需要新的水羊新志願者 - 你和我一起去嗎？哦

I can't believe it

天哪

Water sheep was like a father to me. All right. We need a new water sheep. I

嘿，你現在想要逃到你的水羊身上。我們應該自豪地告別你的家人

Need a new water sheep new volunt- Are you coming with me? Oh

那就對了。你再也見不到他們了。哦，看

My god

看看你對水有多熟悉。咦？別擔心。在我們去的地方你還會有更多的水。過來。過來

Hey, what are you trying to escape to your water sheep now. We should be proud say goodbye to your family

那就對了。跟你的朋友說再見

That's right. You'll never see them again. Oh look

我們確實做到了

Look how well accustomed you are to water. Huh? Don't worry. You'll still plenty more water where we going. Come here. Come here

這是你的

That's right. Say goodbye to your friends

這是你的新家

We actually did

那就對了

This is your

他們的羊兩個是什麼？

This is your new home now

如果我甚至不能打電話給你，我會好好的。我會刪除它。我會刪除它。我會刪除它。沒關係。沒關係。沒關係

That's right

沒關係。沒關係。它的

What their sheep number two?

好的，好的，我們就是這樣

If I can't even call you I get it fine. I'll remove it. I'll remove it. I'll remove it. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine

沒有什麼不好的事情會發生

It's okay. It's okay. It's

沒有什麼不好的事情會發生，這是PewDiePie的承諾。沒有什麼不好的事情會發生。別擔心

Okay, okay we're just gonna

哦，看看是誰做的？是。是。是

Nothing bad is gonna happen

沒什麼不好的事情發生在你我的小女兒身上

Nothing bad is gonna happen and that's a PewDiePie promise. Nothing bad is gonna happen. Don't worry

進去吧那就對了。是

Oh, look who made it in? Yes. Yes. Yes

是的，沒什麼不好的。別擔心。別擔心

nothing bad is gonna happen to you my little she'd

羊曾經愛過這個貝爾哦

Just get in there. That's right. Yes

上帝我非常想念他

Yeah, it's nothing bad. Don't worry. Don't worry

歡迎來到地獄這是你的新生活

What the sheep used to love this Bell Oh

這就是你現在的生活方式

God I miss him so much

好吧，我們要發明一些新東西，你只是呆在那裡

Welcome to hell this is your new life

你知道，今晚成為Watership是一種榮幸和榮幸

This is how you live life now

應該感恩

All right, we gotta invent something new you just stayed right there motor sheep

你應該感謝水屎。你知道，這是你的祖先想要的

You know, it's an honor and a privilege to be Watership tonight

跟著我。我說跟著我。我知道你很害怕。一世

Should be thankful

知道你很害怕，但是

You should be thankful water shit. This is what your forefathers wanted for you, you know

一切都會很快結束。啊，這是羊的錯哦

Follow me. I said follow me. I know you're scared. I

上帝你惹我怪異。安靜。沒有人真的屁股

know that you're scared, but

我跳了

It will all be over very soon. Ah, this is what the sheep's fault Oh

對不起，我會讓你失望我會讓你失望

God you piss me freaky. Be quiet. No one literally ass

水羊對我來說就像個父親

I've jumped

我簡直不敢相信......

Sorry, I'll put you down I'll put you down

不是水羊

Water sheep was like a father to me

水我試圖讓他在水中彈跳。我實際上並沒有試圖擺脫它

I can't believe...

是什麼讓他造成傷害？

Not water sheep

在我們生活在社會的某一天，我們需要更多的水來改善模型

Water I was trying to make him bounce in the water. I wasn't actually trying to get rid of it

所有水羊都可以在一起生活，幸福

What was making him do damage?

不幸的是，這不是我們的社會。好吧，如果它不是雞羊，誰是下一個貢品，是吧？

Have any of any more water we need to improve the model one day we live in a society

跟我一起來跟我一起吃雞羊。你會為你的祖先付出代價

Where all water sheeps can live together and be happy

對於你祖先的罪行。我不喜歡你順便說一句，我不喜歡你不要那樣看著我

Unfortunately, this is not our society. All right, who's the next tribute if it isn't chicken sheep, huh?

那就對了。跟我來

Come with me come with me chicken sheep. You will pay for what your ancestors

謝謝您的合作

For the crimes of your ancestors. I don't like you by the way, I don't like you don't look at me like that

只是繼續前進，不要問任何問題。你明白了

That's right. Come with me

你知道會有骨頭

Thank you for your cooperation

好的，哦

Just keep moving and don't ask any questions. You got that

我們抓住了他等

You got that there will be bone

停止那個停止

Okay now oh

那是違法的

We caught him wait

非法移動。你去吧現在如果我們放一個活塞

Stop that stop that

如果你觸摸它，可能會有碎片，好吧，讓我們看看。好吧，她來了

That's illegal

當它經歷等待，好吧，也許我需要把著名的著名的司法區塊。沒有

Illegal move. There you go. Now if we put a piston

那不是我想要做的切割鑽石鎬太強壯的男人，也許我應該在我之前完成機械

Here may be chipped if you touch it you tip, okay, let's see. Alright she came

放入主題

When it goes through wait, okay, maybe I need to put the famous the famous block of justice. No

他逃脫了。哦不，不

That is not what I wanted to do cut diamond pickaxe too strong man, maybe I should have finished a machinery before I

雞

Put in the subject

雞羊對我來說就像一個父親。我曾愛過他

He's escaped. Oh no, no

什麼牛，你為什麼不在水里？你為什麼不在水里？

Chicken

那就是我以為哈哈 - 克萊爾。哦，一定要和你的朋友說再見

Chicken sheep was like a father to me. I loved him

好吧，實際上我要小睡一會兒我會馬上回來的。哦

What the cow, why are you not in water? Why are you not in water?

太棒了。看到我意識到為什麼我沒有獲得水羊的更好的經驗

That's what I thought ha - oh Claire. Oh sure say goodbye to your friends

這是因為他們看起來不像水羊。你去吧這就是這艘船過去的樣子

Okay, actually I gotta take a nap I'll be right back. Oh

我的意思是，這是她可以進來的水

This is perfect. See I realized why I haven't gotten the the finer experience of water sheep

所以也許問題是我把它放得太高了，任何一天我都很抱歉先生。羊。哦，我的上帝

It's because they're not looking like water sheep. There you go. This is how what the ship used to look like

你現在煩我你這讓我煩惱。我把你拉出來

I mean, this is water she all right come in

試圖在這裡拯救你的生命。哪裡是我的謝謝。我的意思是，我不要求獎牌或任何不跳的東西

So maybe the problem is I put it one too high and any day I'm so sorry mr. Sheep. Oh my god

白痴，你去。玩得開心。玩得開心。跳。好的，這就是

You're annoying me now. You're annoying me. I'm pulling you out

這就是我想要發生的事情。我其實並沒試過。我只想讓他永遠彈跳

Trying to save your life here. Where's my thanks. I mean, I don't ask for a medal or anything don't jump

等等，他毀了我的機器為什麼我的機器不起作用？

Idiot, there you go. Have fun. Have fun. Jump. Okay, this is the

他拿出電。哦，它的工作。所以這就是我喜歡的。這就是我要的。沒有人喜歡你澆水

This is what I wanted to happen. I wasn't actually try. I just want to him to be forever bouncing

從字面上看，沒有人做過調查，結果發現沒有人喜歡你。這是怎麼讓你感覺到的？

Wait, he ruined my machinery why my a machinery not function?

沒有

He took out electricity. Oh it work. So this is what I like. This is what I want. No one likes you water sheep

為什麼它不起作用它是完美的

Literally no one we did a survey and it came out that no one liked you. How did that make you feel?

水羊必須在水中

No

但是我可以用什麼方法來製作軟件但不是

Why it not work it's perfect

再見。你知道嗎？我的意思是？

Water sheep has to be in water

也許我一直在做錯了嗎？我試圖通過瞄準水羊來到達水羊的底部

but what block can I put to make him software but not

但實際上水羊有很多朋友。有許多表兄弟和類似的東西可能

Go bye-bye. You know what? I mean?

這太瘋狂了。我知道這很瘋狂。好的，跟我來別擔心。我們不會傷害你。我們要談談了

Maybe I've been doing this wrong right? I'm trying to get to the bottom of water sheep by targeting water sheep

我們要談談了。我們要談談了。別擔心。別擔心。我會好好照顧他的。我會好好照顧他的

But in reality water sheep has many many friends. There's many many cousins and things like that maybe

嘿，什麼是羊？一世？

This is crazy. I know this is crazy. Okay, come with me. Don't worry. We're not gonna hurt you. We're just gonna talk

帶來你的朋友，對吧？你認出他是你的堂兄。哦，你不認識他。好吧，現在怎麼樣？

We're just gonna talk. We're just gonna talk. Don't worry. Don't worry. I'll take care of him. I'll take care of him

那是正確的水羊。我知道你的親人是誰

Hey, what are sheep? I?

而且我不害怕我不害怕

Brought your friend, huh? You recognize him your cousin. Oh, you don't recognize him. Well, how about now?

我不怕

That's right water sheep. I know who your loved ones are

將他們推向極限以獲得我想要的東西。那就對了。哦，這裡變熱了嗎？

And I'm not afraid I'm not afraid

我現在是水羊嗎？告訴我

I'm not afraid

你為誰工作？

To push them to the limit to get what I want. That's right. Ooh, is it getting hot in here?