It's Minecraft Day.

今天是麥塊日~

Heck yeah, my favorite day! I love Minecraft

讚啦!我最喜歡的一天 我愛麥塊

I am legit addicted to this game

我已經正式對這遊戲上癮了

I am having so much fun

有夠好玩

Look at this! Look at my farm, it's epic.

尼看看~看看我的農場，有夠讚

And look at my- oh my God.

然後再看看...喔天啊

I Feel like this probably goes against some rules and regulations. All right, who's hungry? Who's hungry? There you go. There you go

我覺得這是不是犯了某種法還是規定之類的... 算了，誰餓啦?誰餓啦?給你吃 給你吃

Have it all

想吃就吃 吃到飽

Eat as much as you can

我讓他們狂生小孩 其實是因為我要宰掉一些牛 然後我們還要...歐淦

Now the reason I did this is because we actually need to start murdering them because we're going- Agh god dammit.

算了 我就直接宰了他們

Alright, I'm just gonna kill

歹勢啦PETA(動保組織) 別看! 喔

I'm sorry, PETA look away! Ah

我需要你的牛排 抱歉 他們都快跑光了!!

I need your meat. I'm sorry, they're escaping

別跑!!天阿

Stop them. Oh

我做了甚麼...

God, what have I done?

喔拜託喔~~

Okay, all right the children gets to what are you doing in my boat? Okay, that's awesome you guys can stay in the boat that's

(生無可戀)

Oh, you're friends with Jørgan. You can stay. Why do I even have a farm? This is too- look at all the children you

00:01:02,040 --> 00:01:04,039 好 小朋友可以活下ㄌ...

Wouldn't kill a child Felix. No, I wouldn't. Oh my god. All right. Okay, it's Oh

你在我的船上衝三小!!!

Oh! Jørgan! Jørgan; Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. All right, the kids gets to live

好吧 也不錯 你們可以待在我的船上

I'm that gracious, but I do need their meat because today we are going on epic

歐~你就和Jørgan當朋友吧 讓你留著 ( F for Jørgan ; (

Adventure. That's right everyone. We had these treasure maps and we're gonna go and find

我到底蓋這個農場幹嘛 這有夠...

Where it is, it looks like it's probably pretty goddamn far

看看這些小朋友!!

Epic that is the cutest thing I have ever seen in my entire life. Oh, yeah, I made some

" 你不可殺小朋友阿!!Felix "

Improvement to the house as well. Got this new carpet got this new (?). It's pretty epic

我!! 不!! 會 !!

It's whatever, Oh yeah and these bad guys attacked me. So I put their banner on our epic Tree of Life

喔天R

Okay, Jørgan has to stay on this adventure. Actually, maybe I should bring him. Oh god, it's too scary. So we are

好 殼蟻

The tiny dot on the map. That's so far dude. Is this one mirror?

這...

Oh, look, it it is it changing it is changing. Oh god. This is so complicated, dude

(OOF)

All right. We'll get Jørgan for this one. All right, Jørgan, let's ride

喔Jørgan! Jørgan!

So we have to ride

歹勢歹勢

this direction

好 小朋友可以活下來

Question mark hey Jørgan's friend. Hello. Jørgan's friend. This is epic Oh God, we're gonna need a boat, aren't we?

你看我人多好 但我的確是需要他們的牛排 因為我們今天要去超OP

Uhh... or maybe, not so all the people in this village disappeared it

大 冒 險

I don't know why it's not like I was trying to blow up their house or anything, but turtley still here

沒有綽 各位同學 我們有這些藏寶圖 所以我們要去

Hello, turtle and stone person is still here. Hello stone person. So now wait, this is now we're going south

尋寶

How'd it go in on the map? Surely? This should be the way or is it this way?

看起來真是天殺的遠

Okay, wait, so we need to go west we need to go this way

超OP!

AGH AH, Gee-Bali-Ba! Ugh, god dammit. Yeah, it's this way. No, it's not. Haahahaha...

這是我這輩子看過最可愛的東西

Okay this way I don't know how this works. Okay. I've never done this. I'm a gamer. It's old gamer intuition

喔耶

That's all I got. I haven't shown everything I've been doing

我也ㄜ

I've been playing offline for hours and hours, and I'm so hooked on minecraft, but I haven't done any adventure

裝潢了我家 鋪了地毯~蓋了陽台~ 有夠讚

So I'm excited now to go on epic. Okay, this is working. I think now we're just going up again, aren't we?

隨便啦

What about this way? I think we might have to get a boat. I don't like this

阿還有這些壞蛋攻擊我 所以我把他們的 旗幟放在我們的經典生命之樹上

Will you be a good boy?

ok Jørgan 你不能跟我去冒險 實際上也許我應該帶它去

Uh, Jørgan we're gonna we're gonna do it like this

喔老天這太可怕了

Stay...

所以我們...是地圖上這個小白點(笑 這也太遠了吧老兄

Oh god, Stay; Jørgan... Eegh, Jørgan.

這是最新版的嗎?

How did I not bring a shovel to a goddamn treasure hunt map hunting thing this is what I get for

看 它有在動嗎? 它有在動耶(真的有嗎??

forgetting everything

喔老天這也太複雜了吧老兄

Jørgan stop, wandering, off, My god.

好吧 這次我會帶Jørgan上路 好 我們走 Jørgan

I've already lost your brother now down the hole you go just be a good boy and stay in the hole here

所以我們要走...

I have a flower don't look at me like that. I'm sorry. I have to, that's right. Woah, there's another City there!

這個方向嗎...?

There's another

黑人問號???

City, all right, Jørgan. Don't worry. I know what I'm doing. Oh, yeah. Ahh!

嘿Jørgan的朋友 哈囉Jørgan的朋友

My boat, where'd my Boat go?There you are. Awww, I feel bad for Jørgan.

這太經典了 老天我們要做艘船對吧?

Hahahaha ,Why do I care? Hah.

哦..也許不用

Maybe we can trade with these people. Maybe this city is less lousy than the other one. The city is being under attack

所以這個村莊的人都消失了

Alright, then I won't go then okay, so now it would make sense that we just need to go in this direction

我不知道為甚麼

At least if you ask me, is it possible that the treasure is just underwater? I think that might be a yes

我可沒有炸掉他們的房子喔

There's what there's light under the water. Is that Santa Claus? I can't see I don't have my glasses

可是...烏龜還在這裡

Oh my god, there's so many cities

哈囉烏龜 還有...石頭男

*gasp* Woah!

哈囉石頭男

The map the map is appearing

所以我們現在...等等 我們現在往南走了

Sudei... It's a ship in the sand question mark? Okay. Let's remember where we parked our boat

這地圖他媽要怎麼看啊

Is there a treasure map, I think I need dark wood. I don't remember why I needed dark wood, but I think I do

我們走的路是對的

Nothing's gonna stop me from getting this treasure. Oh god, I think it's by the city

還是這邊才是對的?

Well, that's perfect I'll just place torches so I can remember how t- AAAhh

ok 等等 所以我們要往西走 也就是往這邊

It's sand zombies (Husks)

啊!!!

And so he ventured deep in the night. This is just like a love thing. Am I right?

00:03:08,320 --> 00:03:10,239 阿天殺的!!!

My glasses are practically blind. Wow, what's that? Okay, we need to cross

對這條路是對的

360! Yeeaahh...

不 走錯了

Okay. Oh damn, I swim faster underwater

哈哈哈哈哈...

Okay, we're going we're getting close gamers what what is that that's my other nether portal what that's crazy

好改走這一條

What, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

我不知道地圖怎麼用好嗎...我從來沒用過

Hey

我是個玩家好嗎 我都靠直覺

He's got a golden arm art stop stop stupid baby, I I will kill a child I don't care

這就是我會的 我甚至還沒發揮真實力呢

God these ones. So what Wow a rich boy

我已經單機玩了好幾個小時 然後我現在整個上癮了

Hypebeast (XD)

但我還沒完成任何一次冒險

Okay, alright gamers we're gonna find this treasure if it's the last thing I'll ever do so

所以我很期待這趟史詩般的...好吧

I see my direction right where I'm facing. It's kind hard to...

這應該有在動了...我想

This is faced away from it

現在我們應該往上走 是這樣嗎?

And this is face towards it. Let's see how my orientation skills

那這條是對的嗎? 我覺得我要需要一艘船

Will pan out that's what I wanted to do. Okay should be

我不喜歡這樣

Somewhere. Yeah, no problem, right?

你會當個好孩子嗎(笑

How in the gods earth am I gonna find this? GAMING WEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!

嗯Jørgan 我們要 我們要這樣做

Yeah. Yeah Oh

等等喔

Looks like Sun is almost up gamers. Oh, that's me. When gaming week is over

喔老天待在原地

Gaming week for life. Oh

Jørgan

Alright, so I need a lot of dirt. Oh look at me I got arrows inside me. I need a lot of dirt

00:03:56,780 --> 00:04:01,820 我怎麼會沒帶鏟子就出來尋找該死的寶藏

So we can make an air bubble thing God what if we find Gucci pants in the treasure, that would be so awesome

這是我拿來...我拿他媽我忘記拿了啊

How do you make an air bubble. listen I don't have time for boat people

Jørgan 不要再跑走了 老天啊

Go back to the swamp shrek. Oh

你哥已經走了

And the music kicks in at the perfect time and you're having an epic adventure looking for minecraft

給我進去這洞裏面

Okay, so I don't know if this is the most effective way to do it

在這洞裡(笑 當個乖孩子

Knowing myself most no. No it is why is there no scuba equipment in

來 給你花... 不要這樣看我

Minecraft

我很抱歉 我必須這樣做

They had nine years to add it my way. What an irony to dig up treasure map we have to build

沒錯...哇那邊有座城市

That's called a paradox my minecraft children

另外一座城市

It actually makes it easier with sand cuz then I can just drop them drop them faster minecraft

好 Jørgan 別擔心

I ain't got time not I feel like this is the time where in my audience this is cringing at me

我知道我在幹嘛

Like what is he doing it? Listen, I don't know

沒有綽啦

Okay, I'm not pretending that I know all I do know is like subscribe for more epic minecraft. Okay, come on

00:04:30,640 --> 00:04:32,240 啊!我的船 我的船去哪了

Straight down here should do it. Okay. Let's go gamers

喔在這裡 我感覺我對不起 Jørgan

Hopefully we don't drown

我真的(笑

So, how do I know how deep it goes oh

我幹嘛在意這個

I'm drowning. I'm drowning. I'm drowning gamers. If I didn't could if I didn't oh god, I'm opposite drowning. Can I assume in at least?

也許我們可以跟這些人做交易

smelly

也許這城市的人沒那麼糟糕

Must be here somewhere

這城市被怪物入侵了

Maybe just dig deeper

好 那我就不去了

Question mark my name is Jeff. Like where is it? Where is it? God? Dammit. Jurgen is waiting for me

好 那現在走這邊會比較合理

He's gonna be so pissed dude

如果你問我的話啦

Maybe I can make an airlock underneath the water and I will make it easier for me to just mine

會不會寶藏就藏在海面下

Alright dolphin I don't have time for you

我覺得有可能

My being pranked is it a thing? Maybe it's like has to be surface level and I'm just digging super deep

這下面...海面下有光?

It's harder to find these math and diamonds

是聖誕老公公嗎? 我沒戴眼鏡我看不到

Okay, I

老天啊這裡城市也太多了!

Give up. I'm starting to think there was no treasure. Oh my god, but at least we had fine

(驚嚇

I'll get them at the llamas are gone. Alright, well, at least we can explore what we were gonna do last episode. Whoa

00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:07,697 地圖

It's like a pyramid

地圖它讀取出來了

That's awesome. Can I go what in the world is that this place makes zero sense? Whoa, look at these, This time

すげ~ 這是三小?

No Traps

在沙裡的海盜船?

Okay, here we go gamers. No stepping on trapssssss

問號???

Ok (my name is eatnoodls and I'm getting tired of subtittling this so please enjoy the rest of google's auto-translate.)

我們要記得我們在哪裡下船

Gamer learned from my mistakes diamonds. Oh my god

這裡有藏寶圖嗎?

Man

我覺得我需要黑橡木塊

I run horse armor. Your again is gonna be so happy. Oh my craft

我忘記我為甚麼要黑橡木 可是我記得我要用

Oh

沒人能阻止我拿到寶藏

This is better than any treasure the trip was worth it after all Oh God Felix, maybe you shouldn't be greedy

喔我想應該在城市旁邊

You literally cannot carry anything else. Okay gamers. Let's go. What if we uragan starve to death in the hole? Oh

喔這太讚了 我只要沿路放火把 我就能記得回去的...

Please please be in the hole. Please be in. Oh my god. You're in the hole you're gay

啊!(蜘蛛來襲

Yeah

是沙漠殭屍

Did you have a good time I dude I got a carrot eat the carrot, how do I give him the carrot?

所以他在深夜中探險

All right, cool. Well anyway, I have a present for you. Oh

就跟阿拉丁一樣

My god, oh

沒錯吧

My god, you look so good your game. You don't mind if I have the carrot. Do you? Thank you. What up cows?

喔天殺的我需要船

Oh my god. What am I gonna do about you? I didn't realize they would get so many

00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:01,480 還是不用?

Alright, I'm making a diamond pickaxe coz we're gonna go on epic gaming has been shit. It's crazy

00:06:02,280 --> 00:06:05,059 我沒戴眼鏡我基本上看不到

How much time you can spend in this game seriously? Alright, I'm working on the powered rails guys. Please don't judge me

哇!!那是什麼!

So I'm gonna get some more nether. I forgot what it's called. We need to mine more of these

好我們要渡河

Which is always the most fun ever, all right we have obsidian

360度(no scope

So I want to see what it's like if you head out in the other direction

耶...>:D

Because I have leather I have epic stuff to trade with the villagers

好

Can I kill that thing? I don't have an arrow. All right time to make a bridge

靠 我在水裡游得好快

Whoa, what is that? What is that it like a frog? Is it dangerous?

好玩家們 我們越來越近了

Hello, let me be your friend it's so cute. Oh

那甚麼鬼

God it's coming towards me safe distance

那是我之前做的地獄門

safe distance

太狂了

I'm gonna kill it. It is decided you're again. You will not believe this

甚麼鬼?(小殭屍攻擊

Sorry, you can't commit this in hundred percent safe. I've never done this. Okay, we're gonna kill the giant frog thing

(驚嚇叫聲

Maybe he just wants to hug me. I'm not gonna faint. Yeah. Hello

00:06:31,640 --> 00:06:34,700 它有黃金裝 別...!

Where'd he go, I wanted to kill it. Well, we'll look at that it whoa it's so big. Oh, there it is

笨小孩 我會殺小孩的 我不在乎

Alright, ok. Alright. Ok, it's a battle of the battle begins. I can't shoot

00:06:43,440 --> 00:06:44,620 哇 它好有錢

Ah

00:06:47,129 --> 00:06:53,088 好的好的玩家們 我要找到這寶藏 在我死前做得到的話

This is bad, it's alright I brought don't panic I brought water buckets

所以我可以看到我面對的方向對吧?這有點難去...

It doesn't work. I brought plenty of food. I'm ready. Maiya. You may have done the upper hand mister

這邊是...反方向

Quick scope

好的這邊是正確的方向

Quick scope

現在來看看我方向感...

Quick scope Oh hit them

是如何帶領我的

That was easy dude easy mode you see that pig. Alright, I'm gonna find that demon frog now have I mind those?

這就是我想做的

I think I have what are those?

好哦應該在...這附近 對 沒問題 對吧?

Fucking ass. Oh it's over. Oh, it's over not like this

我該怎麼在這天殺的地方找到他

hmm

遊戲週週週週週週週週週週週週週週

No yard, again, you will not believe what just happened

yeah yeah yeah

You be quiet oh god I hit my sheep I've sunk in soul. Yeah. I lost everything that's epic gamer rage quit

00:07:22,720 --> 00:07:25,440 看來連太陽都要升起了 玩家們

I'm so sick of dying. This is for Jurgen. Ah

噢 那就是我在遊戲週結束的樣子

Ah

一生只為遊戲週

You can run but you can't hide it I'd feel bad if Jurgen wasn't dead that needs to be suffering in this world

喔齁齁齁齁!!

So

好吧 看來我需要很多泥土

Apparently one block in in the nether realm is eight blocks in the other round. So if I walk like this I

噢看看我身上有箭 我需要很多土

Open up

來搞出一個氧氣的泡泡之類的

Opportunity now, hopefully all my stuff isn't gone I count on maybe some of my stuff

天哪如果我們在寶藏中找到了Gucci褲...

Maybe just not all of my stuff trying to have a PMA over here. Okay back to level 4

那真是有夠讚的

S. Oh

該怎麼弄出有氧空間

My god, oh

聽著 我沒有時間理你這些...划船的傢伙

Yes, oh I got my job, okay guys banks, oh my god, alright, you know what

回去你的沼澤啦 史瑞克

I had a feeling so many of you have to say it told me that you can enter a code like a

當BGM恰到好處的配合到麥塊中一次史詩般的冒險

Text and then you won't lose your stuff if you die, but I feel like that beats the purpose. Alright, we're doing it survival

好吧 我不確定這是不是最有效的方法

I'm a pro player. Okay?

我最了解我自己了...然而並沒有

Another thing I read is apparently if I mine those then I can breathe on the water

為什麼在麥塊裡

Question mark it's the hottest day in UK. I have two lights headed on my face

沒有淺水裝備

So the green screen will work. Why am I torturing myself? Okay. Another thing you guys told me was to bring up the brightness

他們明明有九年的時間去加入它啊

Oh my god, that is so much nicer

滾啦

See I listened to you guys to buy do you tell me to do all these awful things instead?

多麼諷刺的是在挖寶藏前要先蓋東西

We had a trust and that trust is broken forever. Whoa. What is this?

這在麥塊裡面真是自相矛盾啊 孩子們

Cirie's saying

沙子居然好用多了因為它會自己疊下去

Fifi feast did I just try to mine with a melon? Oh my god, you can

動作快點R麥塊

I'm mining with a melon brush. I keep mellow meaning. Alright, let's build our little

Notch我沒那麼多時間

Portal over here. One two, this will literally be the furthest we've ever gone. I'm actually kind of scared plus

我可以感受到在看這段的你們肯定很傻眼

We're really low down Oh dog, what's gonna happen? Dude? Look how long it's taking. All right gamers