My face is h*lla pimply.

我的臉真的爆多痘痘。

Whaddup everyone, it's your girl Superwoman.

大家好，你的 Superwoman 來了。

Also, hi, hello, my name is Lilly.

還有，大家好，我是 Lilly。

And I'm one of those fortunate adults that has acne.

我也是其中一個長大還有痘痘的幸運兒。

That's right kids, you know when you have acne and someone says to you, "Don't worry kid, you'll grow out of it."

沒錯孩子，你知道當你有痘痘而大人跟你說：「別擔心，你長大就不會長了。」

Please know that there's a chance you'll grow into it.

請記得你有機會一直長下去。

Yay, me!

沒錯，就是我！

And when you have acne these are things people will say to you ALL THE TIME.

而當你長痘痘的時候，你身邊的人總是會一直說這些事。

You should just drink more water.

你應該多喝水。

Honestly it's because you touch your face a lot.

說實話，這應該是因為你一直碰你的臉。

Do you... eat a lot of greasy food?

你是不是...吃了很多油膩的食物？

Have you ever tried toothpaste and honey?

你試過牙膏加蜂蜜嗎？

You mix sugar with honey.

你把蜂蜜跟砂糖混合。

Milk and honey.

牛奶跟蜂蜜。

And then heat up the coconut oil.

然後把椰子油加熱。

Ｍake sure you smash the flax seeds.

仔細地把亞麻籽壓碎。

With a little bit of fresh rose water.

再加一點新鮮的玫瑰水。

Works wonders.

這就像魔法一樣。

Changed my friends life.

改變了我朋友的人生。

Just cleared all of her Chakras.

讓她的脈輪都通了。

There's just new cleanser.

現在有出一款新的洗面乳。

Wait, have you tried this new face cream?

等等，你試過這個新的保濕霜嗎？

It's like an oil free toner.

它就像無油質的化妝水。

It's a little expensive but it works.

有點貴但真的有效。

It's like a face mask.

它就像面膜。

You can only get it online.

你只能網購。

I'll send you a link.

我會把連結傳給你。

Honestly, you can't even see that pimple.

說實話我根本看不到你的痘痘。

Ugh. My skin is so bad right now too.

哎，我的皮膚現在也好差。

Where?

哪裡？

Everywhere.

到處都差。

Where?

哪有？

Look!

你看清楚。

I'm looking.

我在看。

Everywhere.

到處都是。

Where?

哪裡？

Don't you see?

你沒看到嗎？

No.

沒有。

Like right here.

這裡。

Nah.

沒有啊。

It's all over.

到處都是。

Wait, actually your skin looks really good today.

等等，你的皮膚今天其實看起來不錯。

Shut up!

閉嘴！

Shut up!

閉嘴！

Shut u- actually?

閉...真的嗎？

What was it?

你剛說什麼？

Toothpaste and what?

牙膏跟什麼？

Honey? That's good, I'm going to try that.

蜂蜜？太好了，我要試試看。

And that's only if you're around decently polite human beings.

而這只是跟有禮貌的人相處的情況。

Okay, growing up in an Indian family things were a lot more straightforward.

在印度家庭長大，我經驗到的經常是更直接的。

Your pimples are very bad.

你的痘痘情況真糟糕。

Oi! What happened to your face?

欸，你的臉怎麼了？

Oi! You're getting fat.

欸，你變胖了。

That's not even what this video's about!

這根本不是今天要拍的主題。

Ok, what?

幹嘛？

I love myself, but I'd be dumb not to try.

我很愛自己，但不試試看真的不行。

Yo, did you like this video?

嘿，你喜歡今天的影片嗎？

I hope you did 'cause there's literally honey all over my face.

我希望你喜歡，因為現在我滿臉都是蜂蜜。

For that, click the thumbs up.

為了這個，給我一個讚吧！

You can check out my last video right over there.

你可以點擊這裡觀看我的上一部影片。

Second vlog channel, daily vlogs, right over there.

第二個生活頻道、日常影片在這裡。

If you haven't check it out what are you waiting for there's honey on my face!

如果你還沒看過，你在等什麼？我滿臉都是蜂蜜！

Make sure you subscribe because I make videos every Monday and Thursday.

記得訂閱我的頻道，我每週一四都會更新。

One love Superwoman.

最愛 Superwoman。

That is a wrap and ZOOP.

影片到此結束，再見！