I have two of them.

Ok what are they?

Ham and Turkey!

Of those two..

Wait did you just cook a ham?!

Yes.

I thought so...

[sniffs]

oh...

[sniffs]

umm...

Should I just..

Leave you alone?

[moans]

Do you need to be alone?

Hi there, umm, I'm making a video for Pets Add Life.

And I wa...

OH MY GOD!

I'm gonna be on the internet?!

Uh, yes, you are

Hey! HEEEY!

GET OUTTA THE WAY!

I'm TRYING to be on the internet!

Is this gonna be on YouTube?

yuh yup yup.

Awwwww Yeahhhh!

and on Facebook, and on Instagram.

ohhhoh yeah! Instagram!

Ok, Can I ask you the question?

Yeah!

OK.

What's your favorite toy, that you've gotten for Christmas?

Like, Comment and Subscribe!

ok, yes.

Uh, back to the question.

Whaa? Oh, yes!

ok.

What's your favorite toy, you've gotten for Christmas?

hiiiii.

yes, hi.

hi.

Ok, for Christmas?

[sneeze]

What was your favorite toy!

um?

don't think too hard about it

It's uh

It was here a minute ago...

K, you can just tell me what it was

You don't really have to show m..

Just hang on.

Mom!

Mom?

K, maybe I'll just check back with you in a bit.

Moooom?

Hi, uh, do dogs like Christmas Carols?

Christmas?

like, songs about Christmas.

Well I sure do, and I can play them for ya!

You can..

Seriously, you can..

[keys]

Mi Mi Miiii Mi.

K.

Requests?

We Wish You A Merry Christmas.

Comin' right up!

Quiet please.

We wish you a merry ChristmaOOOs

We wish you a

Mer-oh oh no, ah ah

[howls]

Are, are you ok?

Sorry, it's, when I hear singing I howl...

I can't help it, it's a dog thing...

K

I'll try again

We wish you a

Oh, piano...

We wish you a merry OOH

Oh no.

[Howls]

Hi there.

Uh, Can I ask you a question?

Huh?

Hi, I just wanted to ask. What did you ask Santa for this year?

Maybe a squeaky toy or something?

OHH, perfect timing, you choose NOW to interrupt?

Stop it.

Stop it.

Stop it.

Stop it.

That stuffed elephant was supposed to be mine!

You know I love elephants!

I'll tell you what I asked for. Elephants!

The only thing I asked Santa for.

A squeaky elephant!

The only thing I ever ask for.

And look at him!

Can't even clean up his own wrapping paper.

Nope.

Nope.

Nope.

Just leave it up to me to clean up your post elephant aftermath!

It's ok if you can't do it.

I CAN do it.

Ok.

I sing all. the. time.

Just give me one more chance.

[sniffs]

[moans]

MOM!

I told you before! You ate your toy!

hmm?

Just eat something else and you'll see it again tomorrow!

Back in my day I mean we were happy to get a little stuffed pig

that went like, Squeak, Squeak, Squeak, Squeak, ya know?

[sniffs]

Nowadays it's all...

[phone notification]

Now it's all like, electronic stuff

like

Beep.

Beep.

Beep.

Ya know?

like that.

AGH

Gimme an old fashioned squeaky toy any day.

You mean uh, something that sounds like this

[squeaks]

That's an app.

Ah, you saw my phone?

Yep.

mmm hmm.

Nice try.

uhh..

Hi?

uhhh yea.

Uh, ya know what

I, I'm not even gonna ask.

K, this is it!

We wish you WOOWOOOO

What's your favorite thing about Christmas?

Unwrapping the presents!

Like the crinkling sound

when you're rustling with it, wrestling with it.

then the texture of the paper

Wait, didn't you eat the paper?

You didn't have to tell them that. Thanks a lot.

You don't believe that I can do this...

Well then.

uh

The door, is that way.

[moans]

mmm

Yep, the ham was really good.

And the best piece

was the last piece!

HMM?!

[Dashing Through The Snow]