(ALARM CLOCK BEEPING)

(UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING)

-(SIRENS WAILING) -(GUNFIRE)

(MAN SCREAMS)

Whoa-ho!

Mondays, am I right, Joe?

-You said it, Guy. -Yeah!

Don't have a good day, have a great day.

-Everybody, down on the ground! -(ALARM BELL RINGING)

Hey, Bud, you ever think that there's gotta be more?

BUD: More to what?

GUY: The stuff we do, day after day.

Being shot at...

run over... taken hostage...

Everybody down on the ground!

GUY: Today's gonna be different.

Hi. Oh!

Guy, this isn't you. You don't do this, man.

Maybe I do.

(GRUNTS, YELLS)

Oh, this is scary!

(GUNSHOT)

-He's just resting. -In pieces!

That man is dead!

He's so sleepy.

(ELECTRONIC BEEPING)

GUY: Wow.

Oh, my God!

(YELLS) Whoo!

Is this what recreational drugs feel like?

Guy, this world, it's a video game.

And it's full of bad guys.

♪ I'm a rule breaker ♪

♪ I'm a rattle-- chicka-chicka-chicka-- snaker ♪

WOMAN: We need you to be the good guy.

-(SCREAMS) -Oh! I'm sorry! Oh, God!

Wow, giddy-up!

-Is that a Glock in your pocket? -No.

-What? -It's two Glocks.

-(GUNS CLICK) -Oh!

(MOTOR REVVING)

GUY: I'm not gonna be the good guy.

-I'm gonna be the great guy. -(GASPS) Okay.

Well, enjoy your lifetime supply of virginity.

-(LAUGHS) -Off you go.