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  • Well, hello there!

    嗨!

  • Today I'm going to show you how to make a lovely summer salad from some possessed vegetables.

    今天,我要教各位如何用一些著魔的水果,來做一碗美味的夏日沙拉。

  • Just so you can see the subtle differences for yourselves.

    讓你們看看兩種水果之間的微小差異。

  • This is your average cucumber, and this is a cucumber I picked up the last time I crossed over into the fourth dimension of darkness.

    這根是常見的小黃瓜,而這根是我上次去暗黑第四象限所採的小黃瓜。

  • So, let's prepare it for our salad!

    那就開始準備沙拉吧!

  • First, you'll need to remove the thorns.

    首先,要移除上面的刺。

  • I would recommend using a pair of pliers for this.

    這裡我建議用鉗子來拔。

  • You need to be very careful with the thorns, as they contain a venom that can bring on a chesty cough and instant insanity.

    這裡得非常小心,因為這些刺含有劇毒,會讓人不斷咳嗽且馬上發瘋。

  • So, next, create two incisions along the length of the vegetable like so and remove this segment and set it aside.

    下一步,在兩側留下切口,移除上部並移置旁邊。

  • You should now be able to see the spine running along the length of your cucumber.

    現在應該就能看到小黃瓜裡的脊椎。

  • This should come out fairly easily with the help of a teaspoon handle or similar shaped object.

    用湯匙或類似的物品,應該就能輕鬆取出。

  • This could be a nice little treat for your dog!

    取出的東西可以當狗狗的點心!

  • Greens are good for you, Rover.

    Rover,多吃蔬菜對身體好!

  • Then, simply cut up the cucumber and add it to your salad bowl.

    然後將小黃瓜切塊,並放到沙拉碗裡。

  • Next we have the gem lettuce.

    下一個材料是寶石萵苣。

  • Or (foreigner language) to give it its native name.

    或它原本的名字是 (外語)。

  • Now, be careful removing the outer leaves, as the teeth are sharp.

    然後,小心地移除外面的葉子,因為裡頭的牙齒很鋒利!

  • Very sharp.

    非常鋒利。

  • And once you've found the mouth, hold the lettuce upright and drop a gummy bear into it.

    找到它的嘴巴後,把萵苣立好,再放入一個熊熊軟糖。

  • As he eats it, the goodness in the gummy bear is going to neutralise that evil taste you'd otherwise be left with.

    當它吃的時候,熊熊軟糖的善會中和萵苣的惡。

  • Whilst he's occupied chewing, just go ahead and roughly chop him up.

    當它忙著咬熊熊軟糖時,就把它給切了。

  • This can also then just be added to our bowl.

    然後就把它們放到碗裡。

  • Next we have our peppers.

    下一個材料是彩椒。

  • I tend to opt for red peppers as I prefer the taste and yellow peppers from this realm also tend to be full of human teeth.

    我通常會選擇紅椒,因為我較喜歡它的味道,而且這個王國的黃椒裡頭通常有許多人齒。

  • So take your red pepper and cut it open.

    所以,拿起紅椒,切開它。

  • As you can see, we're going to need to remove this pepper's heart of darkness.

    如你所見,我們現在要拿出這個紅椒的暗黑之心。

  • If you just go ahead and open up the ribcage with your fingers, then you can pull out the heart and set it aside.

    用手指打開它的肋骨,就可以把心臟取出並移置一旁。

  • The ribcage can then be taken out as well, but I tend to leave them in to add to the overall crunch.

    也可以把肋骨取出,但我會留著來增添整個沙拉的酥脆口感。

  • Your call!

    你決定!

  • Now our salad is assembled, I would recommend dressing it in a vinaigrette with a holy water base.

    沙拉已經做好了,我建議用聖水基底的醋來調味它。

  • Or at least get a priest to bless your balsamic.

    或至少請祭司淨化你的紅酒醋。

  • This really just helps to ensure the salad won't try and possess you or come alive and eat your eyes.

    這可以確保沙拉不會試著要附你的身,或是直接活過來吃掉你的眼睛。

  • And lastly, sprinkle a few cubes of feta cheese over the top.

    最後,在上頭撒上一些菲達起司。

  • And you're finished!

    這樣就完成了!

  • A lovely summery salad made from...

    一碗美味的夏日沙拉...

  • Oh my god. It got me.

    天啊!它在我身上!

  • Hey, thanks for watching my video!

    嘿,感謝收看!

  • If you enjoyed it, why not give it a like, 'cause it all really helps!

    喜歡的話,記得按讚,這可以幫助我成長!

  • If you wanna subscribe to my channel, just go ahead and press the 'subscribe here' area on the screen.

    如果想訂閱我的頻道,點擊右上角的「在此訂閱」。

  • Now, I need to find a priest!

    現在呢,我得去找個祭司!

Well, hello there!

嗨!

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