Jasper Johannson, Postman.

我是郵差 Jasper Johannson。

Ah, Mr. Klaus, you have a gift.

呃，克勞斯先生，你有一項天賦。

You were meant for making toys.

你天生注定要製作玩具。

So I figured, if you donate your old toys, I'll deliver them for free.

所以我就想說，要是你捐出舊玩具，我就會免費遞送它們。

Tonight, I go with you.

今天晚上我跟你去。

There's no need for you to come with me, really.

你不需要跟我去，真的。

Tonight then.

那就今晚見。

Oh!

噢！

Our cousin told us if we write a letter to Mr. Klaus, he'll make us a toy.

我們的表哥說，如果我們寫信給克勞斯先生，他就會做玩具給我們。

Dear Mr. Klaus.

親愛的克勞斯先生。

Dear Mr. Klaus.

親愛的克勞斯先生。

Shall we, then?

那我們該走了嗎？

Yep!

好！

Mr. Klaus is the coolest!

克勞斯先生最酷了！

Klaus? What about me?

克勞斯？那我呢？

Ow!

噢！

What the - ?

搞屁--？

Loser!

魯蛇！

Oh, yeah, well if I'm a loser, then you - you're a - you're a uh -

噢，是嗎？如果我是魯蛇，那你就是... 你就是.... 你就是呃...

Oh, you're too far, you're gone.

噢，你太遠了，你不見了。

Hey, what do you guys think you're doing?!

嘿！你們這些傢伙以為自己在幹嘛？

This is Smearinsberg, the unhappiest place on Earth.

這裡是 Smearinsberg，世界上最不快樂的地方。

And you two can't change that.

而你們倆不能改變什麼。

The Postman and Toymaker are brainwashing everyone!

那個郵差和玩具製造師在洗腦所有人！

We need to show people that a true selfless act always sparks another.

我們必須讓人們知道，真正無私的舉動會激發他人效仿。

Hi! What's happening right now?

嗨！現在發生什麼事？

Oh no...

噢，不...

Holy mother - !

他媽- ！

What happened?

怎麼了？

Not a word!

別說話！

You just sit there.

你就坐在那裡就好。

Be all magical and awesome.

又棒又神奇。

♪ Had to have high, high hopes for a living ♪

♪ 對生活需要抱著高度期望 ♪

♪ Shooting for the stars when I couldn't make a killing ♪

♪ 就算不能賺大錢也要朝最高點邁進 ♪

♪ Didn't have a dime but I always had a vision ♪

♪ 身無分文但是我有遠見 ♪

Jasper! We're doing it!

Jasper！我們要出發了！

Let's go!

走吧！

Ho, ho, ho!

齁，齁，齁！

Wait, wait, wait, time out. Really?

等等，等等，暫停。真的假的？

That's how you laugh?

你真的就是那樣笑的？

♪ High, high hopes for a living ♪

♪ 對生活的高度期望 ♪

♪ Didn't know how but I always had a feeling ♪

♪ 不知道為什麼但我總有種感覺 ♪

♪ I was gonna be that one in a million ♪

♪ 我將會是那百萬分之一 ♪

Come on, we're running out of time!

拜託，我們要沒時間了！

Those kids are counting on us!

那些小朋友就靠我們了！

If we don't stop them tonight, this town will never be the same!

若是我們今晚不阻止他們，一切都會永遠改變！

Destroy those toys!

摧毀那些玩具！

No, no, no, no, no! No!

不，不，不，不，不，不！

Ha! Eat our snow, you - !

哈！吃雪吧，你這個兒！

They're not attached.

沒接上韁繩。

Why aren't they attached?

為什麼沒接上韁繩？

I thought they were attached.

我以為已經接上了。

I would never in a million years have done what I just did if I didn't think these were attached.

要不是我不知道沒接上韁繩，就完完全全不可能這樣。

♪ Always had high, high hopes ♪

♪ 總是要抱持高度期望 ♪