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  • G'day I'm a dad, and welcome to the ABCs of parenting.

    嗨,我是個爸爸,歡迎收看育兒ABC(基本知識)。

  • A. Annoying.

    A. 煩人的。

  • Kids can be annoying sometimes... okay, a lot of the time.

    小孩有時候會很煩人⋯⋯好吧,是大部分的時間。

  • B. Beautiful.

    B. 漂亮的。

  • Because I have to say something positive in this video.

    因為我得在影片中說點正能量的話。

  • C. Colorful... language will be unavoidable sometimes.

    C. 多采多姿的⋯⋯語言是不可避免的。

  • D. Daily.

    D. 日常。

  • You have to do this whole parenting thing daily, as in every day, as in no days off for like the next 18 years.

    育兒就是你的日常,也就是每天,接下來的 18 年都是如此。

  • E. Exhausting.

    E. 精疲力竭。

  • F. Fun...ky.

    F. 有(趣)味道的。

  • Being a parent can smell pretty funky.

    為人父母會讓你身上有點味道。

  • Windows down! Hold ya breath!

    搖下車窗,吸一口氣!

  • G. Greedy.

    G. 貪吃。

  • Kids eat like a pig and a dog kind of mixed together, they're pig dogs.

    小孩吃東西像狗、也像豬,他們是...豬狗。

  • H. Hellish.

    H. 地獄般的。

  • Being a parent can be quite hellish, and it's up to you to find your kind of happy place amongst this newfound hell.

    為人父母有時令人痛苦,在這個新的地獄裡能否找到樂趣取決於你自己。

  • I. Ice cream.

    I. 冰淇淋。

  • You'll never be able to drive pass another ice-cream store without a kid screaming at you...ICE CREAM!

    當你開車經過冰淇淋店時,孩子肯定會大聲嚷嚷:「冰淇淋!」

  • J. Juice.

    J. 果汁。

  • You'll offer them water, they'll always want juice.

    你給他們水喝,但他們只想喝果汁。

  • K. Kites.

    K. 風箏。

  • Kids love kites... don't fly them in thunderstorms.

    小孩很愛風箏,記得別在打雷時放風箏。

  • L. Late.

    L. 遲到。

  • Go go go go go !!!!!

    快快快!

  • You'll never be on time to anything ever again.

    你再也無法準時。

  • Like, ever, I...I was late posting this video because of my kids.

    永遠都無法,這支影片太晚上傳就是因為我的小孩。

  • M. Messy.

    M. 髒亂。

  • Kids are naturally messy and then that messiness rubs off on you and in a few years time you'll catch a glimpse yourself in the mirror and be like "holy crap what have I become?"

    小孩天生就髒亂,而你會逐漸受他們的髒亂影響,幾年後你偶爾瞄到鏡中的自己時會想:「我的天啊!看看我變成什麼樣子了。」

  • N. No.

    N. 不要。

  • The most used word in the English Oxford Parenting dictionary.

    牛津育兒字典中最常出現的字。

  • O. Old.

    O. 老。

  • Parenting makes you old, congratulations you're gonna age three times faster than all your non-parent friends.

    育兒令人變老,恭喜你老化的速度會比沒有小孩的朋友快三倍。

  • P. Pee... as in pee and poop... yay you're now a professional poo and pee cleaner.

    P. 尿尿...泛指屎尿...耶,你已經成為專業的屎尿清潔達人了。

  • Q. Quick.

    Q. 迅速。

  • With a house full of kids, any Mum and Dad "alone time" will have to be very quick.

    有一屋子的孩子時,爸媽的「獨處時光」必須迅速。

  • Not that I'm complaining really...

    我不是在抱怨...

  • R. Rain.

    R. 下雨。

  • Rain means that you and the kids are now stuck inside, like just...

    下雨了就代表你和孩子將共處一室,就像...

  • S. Sleep.

    S. 睡覺。

  • Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

    哈哈哈哈哈哈哈。

  • T. Tired.

    T. 累。

  • Like... like, all the time, it'll....it'll just never leave you, it's just constant like....

    永遠都很累,疲憊感不會消失,它會持續下去...。

  • U. Unaffordable.

    U. 負擔不起。

  • Those kids are gonna bleed you dry, every... every dollar.

    孩子們會把你榨乾...一毛不剩。

  • V. Vases or vases (New Zealand accent)

    V. 花瓶 (美式/紐西蘭式發音)。

  • Yeah these things, anything breakable will get broke.

    對就是這類的東西,所有易碎品都會破掉。

  • Much like your new financial situation as a parent...

    就像你成為父母之後的經濟狀況。

  • W. Wetting-the-bed.

    W. 尿床。

  • Just put the kid to bed in the bath.

    還是直接讓孩子睡在浴缸裡吧。

  • X. X-rays.

    X. X光。

  • They're not cheap.

    這可不便宜。

  • Y. Every parent's most hated letter.

    Y. 家長最討厭的字。

  • Why!? WHY!? Why!?

    為什麼?為什麼?為什麼?

  • Z or z (New Zealand accent) for Zebra.

    Z. (美式/紐西蘭式發音) 斑馬。

  • Zebras have black and white stripes that help them like blend into the surroundings and hide away.

    斑馬身上有黑白相間的條紋,能幫助他們融入周圍環境以躲藏。

  • I hide by locking the toilet door.

    我把自己鎖在廁所裡來逃避。

  • And that was your parenting ABC, next time won't you come and be a parent with me.

    好,這就是育兒ABC,加入當父母的行列吧!

  • It's great.

    很棒啦!

  • It's really good, it's good.

    真的很棒,很棒!

  • Um if you liked that video, that breakdown of the ABC... sorry I'm very tired.

    呃...如果你喜歡這部解析ABC的影片... 抱歉我現在很累。

  • Um, if you could just like the video that means a lot, and if you haven't yet you can subscribe somewhere in the screen.

    如果你能幫我按讚會對我意義重大,如果你還沒訂閱的話可以點擊螢幕的某處。

  • You done it?

    訂閱了嗎?

G'day I'm a dad, and welcome to the ABCs of parenting.

嗨,我是個爸爸,歡迎收看育兒ABC(基本知識)。

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