Climate change, thank you!

氣候變遷，真是謝囉！

Racism, thank you!

種族歧視，真是謝囉！

Okay, boomer.

好喔，老人。

The GPS in your car is not always right.

車子內建的導航系統會出錯。

- Trust me, I know the directions, you need to U-turn! - Okay, boomer.

- 聽我的，我知道要怎麼走，你現在要迴轉！- 好喔，老人。

Susan sent me this message.

Susan 傳了訊息給我。

There's a new virus destroying your cell phone, sent this message to all your friends.

她說現在有一種會讓手機壞掉的病毒，快點把這個消息傳給你所有朋友。

- They need to know! - Okay, boomer.

- 他們必須要知道這件事！- 好喔，老人。

What's the Wi-Fi password?

Wi-Fi 的密碼是多少？

I wrote it down in this folder.

我把密碼寫在這個資料夾裡。

- It's the 16 digit number. - Ok, boomer.

- 密碼共有十六個數字。- 好喔，老人。

Wait a second, is my phone ringing?

等等，是我的手機在響嗎？

Okay, boomer.

好喔，老人。

You got holes in your jeans!

你的牛仔褲怎麼那麼多洞！

Why would you spend money on jeans that's already damaged?

到底為什麼要花錢買一件壞掉的牛仔褲？

Okay, boomer.

好喔，老人。

Wow! You figured it out, you figured it out.

哇！你搞懂了，你搞懂了。

And I'm very proud that you figured all out!

你終於全部搞懂了，我以你為榮！

You figured all out, you figured all out!

你搞懂了，你終於搞懂了。

And I'm very proud that you figured all out!

你終於全部都搞懂了，我以你為榮！

Okay, boomer.

好喔，老人。

Okay, boomer.

好喔，老人。

Okay, boomer.

好喔，老人。

Ok, boomer, you got it figured out.

好喔，老人，你終於懂了。

I lick my finger when I count my cash, and I love my new phone case.

我數鈔票之前會舔一下手指，我超愛掀蓋式手機套。

It totally protects my display.

它才可以保護手機螢幕。

Okay, boomer.

好喔，老人。

Tattoos, you know, these are permanent, right?

你知道刺青是永久性的嗎？

You will regret this when you're old and wrinkled.

等你老了長滿皺紋，你一定會後悔的。

Okay, boomer.

好喔，老人。

- Take a sharp right turn at the next intersection. - Just give me the address, I have Google Maps.

- 在下個路口右轉。- 直接告訴我地址，我用 Google 地圖導航。

Just follow my instructions!

你跟著我的指示走就好！

It's on the right-hand side.

目的地在你的右手邊。

Okay, boomer.

好喔，老人。

Fortlife is bad.

不要玩這個線上遊戲。

You know these video games cause gun violence and mass shootings!

它就是導致槍枝暴力氾濫的主因。

Okay, boomer.

好喔，老人。

- Can you help me with my job application? - You can't just apply for jobs online!

- 你可以幫我看一下我的工作履歷嗎？- 你不能在網路上應徵工作！

You've got to make calls or walk in and ask for jobs.

你要打電話或是親自去公司應徵。

Okay, boomer.

好喔，老人。

I've put it on Facebook.

我在臉書上 Po 文了。

Have you checked it out?

你有看到嗎？

No.

沒有。

It's hilarious, right?

很爆笑，對嗎？

Okay, boomer.

好喔，老人。

Wow! You figured it out, you figured it out.

哇！你搞懂了，你搞懂了。

And I'm very proud that you figured all out!

你終於全部搞懂了，我以你為榮！

You figured all out, you figured all out.

你搞懂了，你終於搞懂了。

And I'm very proud that you figured all out!

你終於全部都搞懂了，我以你為榮！

Okay, boomer.

好喔，老人。

Okay, boomer, you got it figured out.

好喔，老人，你終於懂了。