Rapunzel and Flynn versus Anna and Kristoff.

Let the rap battle begin.

My hair's so soft but I ball so hard.

That my bed head brings all the boys to the yard.

I was the caged bird singing, busting back on the scene.

This little lost princess is the long-locked queen of Rap Un Zel

Right in my name

Coming back for my crown with my magical mane.

I'm a chef, guitarist, painter, potter, scholar, singer, dancer.

Knock me but like Elsa's door

you haven't got an answer

Your snowflake's not unique

and you're past your peak

Even the silver in your hair

is a losing streak

I can't believe how dumb you are

Hans took you for a sucker

I'll say it twice, you stink on ice

Did I mumble motherf***er?

I'm not ANN-a, I'm AH-na

I go ham when I wanna

You can't handle the drama

Slam a damn prima donna

A once upon a timer

I know better than momma

Frozen fever so hot

I hafta chill in a sauna

Blondie's only got three books

and a mother that betrays her

and it doesn't even phase her

that she raised her with no razor

Sunflower in a tower

tricked by her kidnapper

Me? I woulda capped her

And frickin' witch slapped her

You're not the brightest lantern

and your mug is just fugly

The word on the street is that

your duckling ain't snuggly

Agoraphobic bore

and I don't know what's sadder

That you've never worn shoes

or that you're just a rope ladder

I'm kinda like this oaf

but I'm dashing, smart, and beauteous

He's a bigger horse's ass

Than Maximus's gluteus

My dream came true

The girl, the castle, the money

I'm the wanted man she wanted, man

The future looks sunny

This dapper rogue rapper's

now a royal insider

And since we got hitched

we are both Flynn riders

You think you're hot shit

Well, your sister was colder

I'll melt the ice in your heart

When I heat up, I smolder

You're a fraud, Eugene

I'll pop your head like a twist off

This robber's gettin' clobbered

when Kristoff gets pissed off

My reindeer Sven

is so damn frosty

Santa's like:

“Damn! That's a cold-ass donkey”

I love Anna, not her title

I would never two-time her

You're a terrible rhymer

A tower and social climber

You're a colossal debacle

Even Olaf knows you're awful

You're as crooked as your nose

I should dust you like Gothel

Can I end this business?

Hells yes I can

with the business end

of my frying pan

Tied up and dangled

Strung up and strangled

You'll have a brush with death

when you're messing with Tangled

So hungry for a husband

once you left your isolation

We saw you getting Hans-y

at your sister's coronation

Snap engaged to a villain

before you cuddled up with Thor

Looks like any dude'll do

when your love's an open door

This Arendelle airhead

has a brain full of holes

from when her mind got wiped

by those ridiculous trolls

Of course you Norses fight

but in the end you always lose

Your odds are sinking faster

than your parents on a cruise

You've got an

avalanche of dandruff

and lice by the million

You need a lake of shampoo

And a full body Brazilian

While we're on the subject

and I don't mean to push

but does your carpet match your drapes?

That's like an eighty pound bush!

I'm the fixer-upper lover

who's as strong as an ox

I go hard all night long

'cause my family rocks

By the Northern Lights

I keep her warm at night

and I'm moving more ice

than Walter White

Can I say something crazy

check how it affects ya?

Your hair is a let down

and no one respects ya

So get back in your prison

atop that tall architecture

Won't be coming back for seconds

because Anna wrecks ya

Check out this Anna bonus song!

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