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  • Hey, guys! So, this video is something that I never thought I would actually do...

    嘿大家!其實我沒想過我會做這種影片

  • Clickbait

    ...來騙你們進來看

  • I'm not quitting YouTube

    我沒有要退出youtube

  • Well, I didn't exactly say that I was going to quit, but you know having the words "quit" and "YouTube" in the title, It's kinda, you know, it's kinda clickbaity.

    嗯...我沒有明確的表示我要退出 但是只要有“退出” 跟“youtube“ 兩個詞在標題上就很容易把你們騙進來

  • But it's not, I promise

    但是我保證我不是在騙你們

  • And at the same time, it's still not completely untrue. Let me explain

    但是同時也有點算是 讓我解釋

  • The truth is guys, over the past year or so

    事實是,經過了這些年

  • I umm...

    我...

  • I... uhm

    我...嗯...

  • Sorry, it's just umm...heh

    抱歉....只是...

  • It's just really hard for me to gather my thoughts

    我只是很難釐清思緒

  • When there's loud cheesy, emotional music just playing right in my ear (Very annoyed)

    當很大聲的老套感傷音樂在我耳邊放

  • *Greg holding radio playing music*

    我正說到,我沒有真的要退出youtube

  • *Ryan shakes head as Greg backs away*

    但是我的確打算做些改變

  • *Ryan Sighs*

    讓我從頭說起

  • As I was saying, I already told you guys I'm not quitting

    這些年下來,我真的有考慮過退出youtube

  • But, there are gonna be a lot of changes and

    看,這就是為什麼

  • Let me just- Let me just start from the top so that I can explain

    我沒辦法有一個和你們真心交流的對話

  • Over the past year, I really have been considering quitting Youtube

    因為我不斷被突來的東西打斷

  • *Dramatic music starts* And-

    這是我的錯....還有他!

  • *Ryan knocks radio out of Greg's hand*

    一直把氣氛搞得很感傷,這才不感傷!

  • *Greg walks away*

    各位,玩笑話先不說了 讓我們認真的討論

  • See this is why I can't have a serious

    我並不是在說我不想做youtube了 相信我

  • Heart to Heart talk with you guys because I

    我了解Youtube一直提供我很好的機會

  • I keep cutting away to random things

    但是

  • It's my own fault... And him!

    我不再享受做影片了

  • Tryna make this all sad. It's not sad

    我知道這有點嚴重

  • Look guys, all jokes aside. Let me just be real for a second

    我不再“喜歡我的工作”

  • It's not that I don't want to do Youtube and I- trust me

    我知道大家應該要喜歡他們的工作

  • I do realize how great of an opportunity it has been

    但是要創作出好的影片和原創內容

  • For me and.. and still is

    你必須要享受工作的過程,至少我是這麼認為的

  • But I just wasn't having fun making Youtube videos anymore

    我不是像其他youtubers一樣像個機器人,我需要靈感

  • And I know it's a first world problem, OK

    這也是爲什麼我去年的影片數那麼少

  • I'm not "having fun at my job"

    我花了近乎一整年才發現

  • I know everybody is supposed to have fun at their job

    我遇到了很多youtubers都會遇到的問題

  • But in order to create really good content and unique things

    到底要創作那些大家喜歡看的影片或者是

  • You have to have fun doing it, at least that's what I believe in

    做我真正想做的影片

  • I'm not a machine like other Youtubers, I need inspiration

    即使那表示我要做那些你們並不那麼感興趣

  • I mean that's one of the reasons why I hardly posted last year

    不了解或是可能會冒犯人的影片

  • And it took me pretty much the entire year to realize why

    那些我剛開始當youtuber時做的影片

  • I found myself falling into the typical Youtuber trap of

    當我還不擔心讓我的觀眾失望,冒犯人或得到很少的觀看次數

  • Trying to create videos that work versus trying to create videos that

    我到去年年底才發覺我在強迫自己做我不想要做的影片

  • Well...You're inspired to make- things that you wanna make

    我放棄做那些我真的想做的題材,因為我太害怕了

  • Even if that means creating videos that I know for a fact that a lot of you guys probably not like

    但我並不是在說去年所有的影片

  • Or understand or most likely be offensive

    事實上,我去年年底開始發布一些我真的想做的影片 而我也體驗到了後果

  • The kind of videos I used to make when I first started Youtube

    點閱率下滑,點不喜歡的人增加 但是說實話我感覺比較好了因為我做了我一直以來想說的事

  • You know, when I wasn't afraid of disappointing people or being too offensive or getting less views or whatever

    我相信有看的人應該知道我在說哪支影片

  • I just finally realized at the end of last year that I was forcing myself to create videos that I don't even feel like making

    總而言之,當我去年年底發現我不再享受做影片時

  • And I was holding so many different things that I really wanted to make, I just was too afraid to do it

    我察覺我得做出改變並下決定

  • And by the way, I'm not talking ALL the videos last year

    我是要改做別的並退出youtube

  • In fact, towards the end of last year, I started posting some of the videos that I wanted to post and.. I felt the consequences

    還是做出改變並重拾我對做youtube影片的興趣

  • I mean I saw the views drop, the dislikes go up but honestly I felt better because I did something I've been wanting to say

    開始發佈我想發的影片

  • I'm sure you can figure out which videos I'm talking about

    做我做的節目,儘管伴隨而來的負面後果

  • But anyway, once I made the realization that I wasn't having fun anymore

    那些不喜歡,惡意評論,下滑的訂閱數

  • Um, towards the end of last year, I knew that I had to do something about it and make a decision

    我只是認為這些事我必須做的,因為這是我做youtube的初衷

  • Either I need to just do something and quit Youtube entirely

    我要做的僅是停止瞻前顧後,不再顧慮那些不重要的瑣事

  • Or I need to make changes and make Youtube fun for me again

    不要再害怕失敗並抓住機會嘗試新事物

  • And just start posting you know, whatever the hell I want wanna post and do the shows

    做那些我幾年前不會嘗試的事

  • That I wanna do, despite all the negative consequences that come with it

    如果那些代價能換回我對做影片的興趣

  • The dislikes, and the bad comments, and the you know the losing subs or whatever it is

    那麼我打算這麼做 這是我的決定

  • Just, I just have to do those things because that's the whole reason why I started Youtube in the first place.

    ...直到我發現直接退出youtube並另找出路會讓事情變得多簡單

  • All I have to do is stop caring. Stop caring about the things that don't matter.

    所以我決定這麼做

  • Stop being afraid of failure and..and chances take chances and try new things.

    我在假期中認真的考慮

  • Things that I would've never done you know, in the previous years

    如果我要退出youtube,我不能就此無所事事

  • But if that's what it takes to allow me to continue to do this and have fun doing it

    我必須想我還能做什麼其他的事

  • Then, I'm just gonna do it. That's what I've decided...

    當然,我的第一直覺就是從事我一直在做的事--娛樂大眾

  • Until I realized just how much easier it would be to just quit Youtube entirely and just do something else

    我一直想當個演員,而現在正是亞裔演員最好的時機

  • So I went with that

    推廣亞裔的風潮正興

  • *SLAM*

    沒錯 亞裔男演員現在可搶手呢

  • *Music plays*

    相信我,我知道好萊塢在找什麼樣的人

  • So over the holidays I really thought about it.

    嗨 嗯 我是Ryan Higa 我來試鏡Glen這個角色

  • If I were to quit Youtube, I can't just do nothing.

    ok 你準備好就可以開始囉

  • I had to think what else could I possibly do?

    ok

  • And obviously my first instinct was to do something similar to what I already do...Entertainment

    Maggie 妳答應我

  • I always wanted to be an actor and right now, specifically for asians, it's a great time to be an actor

    如果我沒能活著從藥房回來,你要堅強的活下去,為了我們的孩子

  • For the whole Asian movement going on, you know, spreading diversity and whatnot.

    因為 嗯...

  • Yeah, asian actors are kind of a hot commodity right now.

    呃 不好意思 你在幹嘛?

  • Hmm, Trust me, I know what Hollywood's looking for.

    演戲?

  • Ryan: "Hi. I'm uhh Ryan Higa, and I'm here to the audition for the role of Glen"

    嗯 不好意思 你的口音是怎麼回事?

  • Gina: "OK, whenever you're ready"

    亞洲口音啊 配合角色

  • Ryan: *Breathes In* *Coughs* *Whispers "Ok"*

    我不確定你有沒有拿到筆記 但是Glen是一個在喬治亞州出生並長大的亞裔美國人角色

  • Glen: "Maggie...(In Asian and Country accent) I need you to promise me...

    我很抱歉 因為我看到這是一部出現在好萊塢電影裡的亞洲人角色 所以就擅自做假設了

  • That if I don't come back from the Pharmacy, I need you to be strong, Live on and do it for the little ones...

    沒關係 你再重新來一次吧

  • Because if an un-" *Interrupted*

  • Paco: "Uhh..Excuse you, what are you doing?"

    記得他是在喬治亞州出生長大的

  • Ryan: "Acting?"

    喬治亞州 了解

  • Will: "Yeah and I'm sorry, What kind of accent were you doing?"

    Maggie 我來自喬治亞州 妳要--

  • Ryan: "Asian.. Like the race"

    我覺得到這邊就好了 對吧

  • Paco: "I'm not sure if you got the notes but Glen is an Asian-American character who was born and raised and raised in Georgia".

    不 等等 拜託 我能做得更好

  • Ryan: "I'm so sorry, I just assumed because this is Hollywood and I saw Asian written on the character list uh"

    只要給我些筆記或什麼

  • Gina: "That's OK, we'll just take it from the top again".

    好吧 再給你一次機會 不要再帶口音了

  • Ryan: "OK"

    但是他說這個角色有一點點口音...

  • Paco: "And remember that he's born and raised in Georgia".

    對 南方的口音 因為他是出生長大在喬治亞州

  • Ryan: "Georgia. Got it. OK".

    南方口音!哦我知道怎麼用南方口音說

  • Glen: "Maggie... (In accent) I am from Georgia. And I need you-" *Interrupted*

    最後一次 從頭開始

  • Paco: "Alright I think we're good here, right?"

  • Ryan: No- what, no, no, no, please I uh, I can do better.

    Maggie

  • Ryan: Just give me notes or anything.

    我要妳向我保證 如果我沒從藥房回來

  • Paco: Fine, one more time from the top but just lose the accent.

    我要妳...

  • Ryan: But the character, it says he has a slight accent-

    最後一幕 我改編了那首歌 你們了解吧

  • Paco: Yeah, a southern one, because he's born and raised in Gorigeia.

    我也想過做些非娛樂產業相關的工作

  • Ryan: Southern! oh my god... Im- I can do southern! I can do southern.

    我的意思是 我也不排斥正常上班族的工作

  • Gina: Last time, from the top.

    或者是兼職工作

  • Ryan: Okay. *Breathes in*

    我也許沒辦法在一開始就拿到最好的工作 畢竟我大學輟學

  • Glen: Maggie *In southern accent*

    但是 至少一個普通的工作?

  • I need you to promise me. I don't come back from that pharmacy,

    那種只需要基本技能的工作

  • I need you...

    我有一大堆很棒的基本技能

  • *Music drops* To bing bong, ling long, do it for the ding dong, ya ching chong.

    我可以wait(weight) tables 我也做過這樣的工作

  • Ryan: Da da da da dong dong dong dong dong

    嗯 只是以防突然有風

  • Ryan: End scene. *Breathes in, breathes out* I um, improved the song at the end I'm sure you guys can get the rights...

    呃 你們還有需要什麼嗎

  • I even thought about some other jobs that are not entertainment related.

    呃 我好像還沒幫你們點餐 對吧?

  • I mean, I never been opposed to a regular 9-5 job

    我會回來

  • Or a part time job even.

    我會回來!

  • I probably wont initially get the best job, because I dropped out of college.

    你知道的 “我會回來” 那個市長

  • But, like a normal job, ya know?

    你們知道嗎?他的名字叫啥

  • One that requires basic skill, I mean,

    啊!巨石強森!我會回來!

  • I have a ton of amazing advanced basic skills.

    我也可以當保姆

  • I could wait tables, I mean, I've done that before.

    我從小拉拔我的狗長大到現在

  • Just in case it gets, ya know a little windier out here,

    基本上這是一樣的事情

  • Um, anything else you guys need?

    如果沒人想雇用我

  • And you- you know what? I didn't take your order yet huh?

    我可以當Uber駕駛

  • Ill be back!

    自己當自己的老闆

  • Ill be back! *In deep voice*

    我其實覺得我應該會是一個完美的uber司機

  • you know- whats that-? List me uh uh "I'll be back! The governor!

    看我就知道了 我是亞洲人

  • Ya know? Whats his name?

    你知道他們怎麼說亞洲人司機吧

  • Ah! Dwayne Johnson! ya, I'll be back, I'll be back!

    太棒了 亞洲人司機

  • I could be a babysitter,

    沒錯!快把安全帶繫好

  • I mean, I've raised my dogs since they were puppies.

    因為我們準備要出發了!

  • It's basically the same thing.

    嗚呼!

  • *Laughs*

    如果以上那些事都沒辦法實現的話

  • *Baby cries*

    還有最後一件我可以嘗試的事

  • *Sprays squirt bottle*

    相信我 這真的是最後一件事我想到我還能做的事了

  • *baby stops crying*

    我想過回去念大學 拿到我的核醫學學位

  • And if no one wants to hire me,

    也就是我在輟學前一直以來的計畫

  • Uber driving.

    但是現在我已經是一個不同的人了 ok?

  • I'll be my own boss.

    距離我在大學的時期已經過了整整十年

  • I actually think I'd be an amazing Uber driver.

    有了這些我在youtube上累積的知識

  • I mean look at me, Im Asian.

    現在大學對我來說簡直是小事一樁

  • You know what they say about Asian drivers right?

    嘿 嗯 你在找我?

  • *Grunt*

    對 Ryan 這個理應是你的專題論文

  • Great.. Asian driver...

    但你開頭卻寫“嘿 大家”

  • Yup! Better buckle up!

    對 我知道我的開頭有點粗糙

  • *Seatbelt click*

    但是我的論文是累積下去的 後面會越來越好

  • Cause we're going drifting!

    在結尾之前 還挺有說服力的

  • WOOHOOO

    “謝謝你的觀看 如果你喜歡的話 請留言

  • And if none of the other things work out.

    並訂閱如果你想看到更多的論文“

  • The very last thing I thought about doing,

    其他論文快要完成了 所以...

  • and trust me this is the last thing I could think of.

    Ryan 你不會真的認為我會接受這種論文吧

  • I thought about going back to school, and getting my degree in nuclear medicine.

    這個荒謬至極

  • Which was my original plan before I dropped out

    什麼?

  • But the thing is, I'm a different person now, OK?

    首先 你根本沒有用電腦打出來

  • A whole decade has passed since I've been in college

    不僅如此 你還用鉛筆寫

  • With all the knowledge that I've gained over the years, here on Youtube,

    什麼 不是的 我可以改 只要你再給我兩三天

  • *Scoffs* This time around, college is gonna be like NOTHING

    ok 但是我還要告訴你幾次

  • Ryan: Hey you um, you wanted to see me?

    不要用雙關梗在你的論文裡

  • Roberto: Yes, Ryan... This was supposed to be your final thesis essay...

    我真的不記得我有用雙關 如果真的有的話那大概是...

  • And you started it off with "Hey Guys".

    ”針對我的主題 我試著證明植物能在只有相機閃光的情況下存活

  • Ryan: Yes, I know it is um...it's a little rough in the beginning

    我想你可以稱之為 “Photosynthesis“ (笑)

  • But it builds, its a build essay and it gets better like

    對 我應該要把“笑“拿掉的

  • By the conclusion, it's pretty strong

    這間大學的學生花幾個月的時間來架構他們的論文

  • Roberto: With that being said, thank you for reading. If you liked this thesis, please leave an A..

    你花了多少時間?最多一小時?

  • And be sure to subscribe for more essays coming soon

    不 不是這樣的好嗎

  • Ryan: They are.. coming soon. That's--

    你知道嗎? 這簡直...

  • Roberto: Ryan, Ryan, Ryan.. You can't honestly expect me to accept this, can you? I mean..

    就像吃了我的錢的投幣機

  • This is ridiculous

    什麼?

  • Ryan: What?

    這不邏輯 僅僅是論文的結尾就花了我超過一小時

  • Roberto: First off, you didn't even type it out.

    甚至超過

  • And not only did you not type it out, but you didn't write it in pen, you used pencil

    真的嗎?

  • Ryan: Wha--No that.. I could definitely, I could convert that if you give me like 2 or 3 days

    真的!

  • Roberto: OK, OK and, and how many times have i told you..

    這些花了你一小時? 才四句話就花了你四小時?

  • I do NOT want you using puns in your essays?

    不是 是背面的結尾

  • Ryan: I honestly do not recall writing a single one in there like if, if there IS a pun, it's probably--

    什麼背面?

  • Roberto: For my thesis, I would prove that a plant can survive off a flash of a camera

    在最後面

  • Guess you could call it, My Photosyn-thesis. LOL?

    TeeHee

  • Ryan: Yeah, I should've took the "LOL" out

    這個才是...

  • Roberto: Alright, Students at this University spend months..MONTHS working on their essays and

    滾出去!

  • You spent what? Maybe an hour, tops?

    好吧

  • Ryan: Okay, no? Okay, that is.. that part is untrue, okay?

    總而言之,我想說的是我會在這個頻道上做一些改變

  • You know what that is? That is.. just..a..

    我知道很多人支持且尊重我因為我一直保有同樣的風格這些年下來

  • That is a soda machine that doesn't take coins.

    但是這是我必須為自己做的事

  • Roberto: What?

    這並不代表我再也不會做你們習慣看的那些影片

  • Ryan: It's nonsense, because the ending statement alone took me over an hour

    只是在那些需要較長製作時間

  • And even more than that.

    有些花上幾個禮拜 一兩個月的影片中

  • Roberto: Really?

    我也會po些其他的東西

  • Ryan: Yeah!

    那些我曾經太害怕而沒敢做的影片

  • Roberto: This, this took you an hour? 4 sentences, 4 sentences.. that.. that took an hour?

    像是一些沒有諷刺的個人觀點

  • Ryan: The ending statement, that's the conclusion, the back of that

    或是一些沒有短劇的諷刺

  • Roberto: The back of what?

    做些讓我和朋友捧腹大笑的荒謬歌曲

  • Ryan: At the end

    雖然你們可能不覺得有趣

  • Ryan: TeeHee

    還有我一直想做的podcast

  • Ryan: It's supposed to--

    我知道這不是很特別 幾乎每個youtuber都有做

  • Roberto: GET OUT!

    我們也有做過一些 但我真的很喜歡

  • Ryan: Okay, um

    和別人有更深一層的討論

  • Overall, what I'm trying to say is, there's gonna be changes on this channel

    不僅僅是引人發笑的喜劇 而是那些真的對世界重要的事

  • And I know that a lot of you praise me and respect me for not changing my content

    你們將會看到我新的一面

  • Over the years, but this is something I have to do for myself

    你們會發現我是一個認真的人 我們會討論重要的議題

  • Now that doesn't mean I'm gonna stop posting the videos that you guys are used to

    和大多數男性不同 我不喜歡大胸部

  • It just means that in between those videos, because you know, those videos take

    你們覺得忍者真的存在嗎?

  • A lot longer to make, sometimes a couple weeks to a month, sometimes 2 months,

    你不喜歡短裙 你只喜歡吃

  • I am gonna be posting other things as well.

    有生菜和番茄嗎?

  • The other things that I have been too afraid to post.

    新鮮的起... 對 是三明治 就是一個簡單的三明治

  • Like rants that don't necessarily have skits in them

    哦 芥末?

  • Or skits that don't necessarily have vlogs.

  • Ridiculous songs that we've made that make me and my friends laugh.

    什麼樣的芥末?法式芥末?

  • Probably not you guys

    哇 你的眉毛動好快 好厲害

  • And a podcast that I've been wanting to do

    哇 那個真的很深奧

  • And I know it's not something completely unique, every Youtuber has one now but,

    我們開始討論人獸交

  • We've already done a few and I just love doing them.

    我同意

  • I love being able to just talk about things on a deeper level with people

    所有重大到影響世界的話題

  • And not, not just comedy..Things that actually matter to the world.

    'Off the Pill' 的podcast馬上要發佈了

  • I mean it's a whole other side to me that you're gonna see

    總之 我知道很多人會離開因為這些改變

  • You're gonna see that I am a serious person and we discuss very important issues

    也許你們只會再看那些你們習慣的“大影片”

  • Ryan: Contrary to most guys, I don't like gigantic boobs

    或者你們連那些都不看了

  • Do you guys think that um..ninja is authentic?

    但是我想把握這次機會說

  • You don't love skirts. You just like the fats

    謝謝那些一直在的人

  • David: There's lettuce and tomato?

    這些年一直收看的人

  • Will: Fresh che- yeah it's a sandwich, just a simple sandwich

    如果你看到現在 你應該就是其中之一 因為這影片其實蠻無聊的

  • Ooh, mustard?

    謝謝你們的忠心 謝謝你們還是繼續看我的頻道

  • Will: Yeah

    尤其是去年當我的影片銳減

  • What kind of mustard? Dijon?

    從我考慮退出youtube開始 我才認真思考

  • Wow, that was very fast, that's impr-, that's impressive

    說真的 我能夠做這麼久都是因為你們的支持

  • Well that got really deep

    甚至有些人已經收看超過十年了 真的很誇張!

  • We started talking about beastiality

    我知道這很怪 尤其對那些已經收看很久的人

  • I agree

    你們懂我 我不是很喜歡做這種很肉麻的影片

  • All important things that really matter to this world

    但是就像我說的 我會做出改變 儘管這聽起來很自私 但這是我必須為我做的

  • Off the Pill Podcast coming soon

    我認為是時間和你們說明白

  • Anyway, I know a lot of you aren't gonna be sticking around for all these changes and these different types of videos

    因為撇開那些玩笑話和諷刺的話

  • Maybe we'll only see you on the... you know the bigger videos, the ones that you guys are used to

    你們是為什麼我想繼續做影片 甚至是我能夠繼續做影片的主因

  • Or maybe never again

    就是 謝謝 好嗎? 謝謝啦!

  • But I just wanna take this time to say

    像我說的 我不喜歡把氣氛搞得很戲劇化 因為這樣看起來很假

  • Thank you to everybody who stuck around.

    你們不知道我到底有多感激

  • All the people who have been watching over the years

    每件你們為我做的事

  • I mean if you made this far into the video, you're probably one of 'em, because its pretty boring

    這個沒有上個好...

  • Thank you guys for being loyal. Thank you guys for continuing to watch

    我去換...

  • Especially through last year where I barely posted anything.

    看, 這就是為什麼我要做podcast

  • Ever since I really considered quitting Youtube, I actually had time to think about it and...

    我在這裡沒辦法擁有一刻認真的時間!

  • It's honestly..