Why do we let them do this to us every summer?

為什麼我們每年夏天都要做這個？

As soon as school is out, they ship us all to some stupid camp!

每當學期結束，他們就會把我們大家帶到愚蠢的露營區！

I'll bet there isn't a soul who has any idea where we're going!

我敢打賭沒有人知道我們要去哪裡！

We don't even know where the camp is!

我們甚至不知道營區在哪裡！

Well, I for one, don't even know if I'm on the right bus.

嗯 ... 我甚至不知道我是不是搭對巴士了。

- So.. - Yeah yeah..

- 所以 ... - 耶耶 ...

You're on the right one.

你坐對車了。

My name's not yeah yeah. My name is Eudora.

我的名字不是耶耶，我叫 Eudora。

And I've never been to camp before.

我之前從沒去過露營。

Well I'm Sally. You'll see. You'll have a great time.

我叫 Sally，你會度過很愉快的時光！

You're lying, aren't you Sally?

你騙人吧，Sally？！

Mmmm..

嗯...

Last week my mother said to me, "Eudora, I think you should go to summer camp."

上星期我媽媽跟我說：「Eudora，我覺得你應該去夏令營。」

So here I am in the wilderness.

所以我才會在荒郊野外。

It's not too bad, and you may even like it. You'll see.

其實也沒那麼糟糕，你甚至可能會喜歡上露營。

So, I'll ask you the same thing I asked her, "What if I get eaten by an antelope?"

那我問妳一個我同樣問過我媽媽的問題：「萬一我被羚羊吃掉怎麼辦？」

I really don't like sleep away camp in general, Sally.

我真的很不喜歡睡在帳篷裡，Sally。

And I don't like this camp.

而且我也不喜歡這個夏令營。