BUT THEY WERE APPREHENDED AT THE AIRPORT WHILE TRYING TO FLEE THE 00:00:20.286 --> 00:00:21.421 align:start position:0% COUNTRY. 00:00:21.454 --> 00:00:25.124 align:start position:0% THE MEN HAVE BEEN ADVISED TO GET THEMSELVES A GOOD LAWYER. 00:00:25.157 --> 00:00:31.464 align:start position:0% WHICH IMMEDIATELY RULES OUT RUDY GIULIANI. 00:00:31.497 --> 00:00:33.933 align:start position:0% (LAUGHTER) F 00:00:33.966 --> 00:00:34.967 align:start position:0% >> James: THE UKRAINIAN GIULIANI 00:00:35.001 --> 00:00:36.836 size:78% position:39% ASSOCIATES WERE HIRED TO DIG UP DIRT ON JOE BIDEN. 00:00:36.869 --> 00:00:40.940 align:start position:0% BY THE WAY, "UKRAINIAN GIULIANI ASSOCIATE" IS MY NEW VOCAL 00:00:40.973 --> 00:00:41.641 align:start position:0% WARM-UP.

"UKRAINIAN GIULIANI ASSOCIATE." 00:00:43.275 --> 00:00:45.578 align:start position:0% I WAS DOING IT RIGHT BEHIND THE COUCH.

"UKRAINIAN GIULIANI ASSOCIATE."

"UKRAINIAN GIULIANI ASSOCIATE." 00:00:50.649 --> 00:00:54.454 align:start position:0% BEING PLAYED BY BENEDICT CUMBERBATCCH.

IT SEEMS LIKE A BAD DEVELOPMENT FOR THE PRESIDENT, BUT TRUMP 00:00:57.123 --> 00:00:59.492 align:start position:0% ACTUALLY CLAIMS THIS IS GOOD NEWS. 00:00:59.525 --> 00:01:00.593 align:start position:0% HE WAS LIKE, "SEE! 00:01:00.626 --> 00:01:03.696 size:88% position:44% I TOLD YOU I NEVER PRESSURED UKRAINE TO INVESTIGATE JOE 00:01:03.729 --> 00:01:04.897 align:start position:0% BIDEN!

I PRESSURED RUDY GIULIANI TO PRESSURE THESE GUYS TO PRESSURE 00:01:10.336 --> 00:01:13.706 align:start position:0% UKRAINE TO INVESTIGATE JOE BIDEN." 00:01:13.739 --> 00:01:15.475 align:start position:0% I'M FINE. 00:01:15.508 --> 00:01:16.609 size:84% position:42% MEANWHILE, THE PRESIDENT IS SO WORRIED ABOUT A POSSIBLE 00:01:16.642 --> 00:01:20.246 align:start position:0% IMPEACHMENT TRIAL IN THE REPUBLICAN CONTROLLED SENATE,

THAT TRUMP IS APPARENTLY CALLING MAJORITY LEADER MITCH McCONNELL 00:01:21.547 --> 00:01:24.283 align:start position:0% THREE TIMES A DAY.

I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M SAYING THIS, I FEEL BAD FOR MITCH McCONNELL. 00:01:35.261 --> 00:01:36.395 size:75% position:38% THREE PHONE CALLS A DAY? 00:01:36.428 --> 00:01:37.497 size:84% position:42% IT'S ENOUGH TO MAKE MITCH McCONNELL WITHDRAW INTO HIS 00:01:37.530 --> 00:01:40.199 align:start position:0% TURTLE SHELL AND HIDE. 00:01:40.232 --> 00:01:42.635 align:start position:0% BUT I THINK THIS IS STARTING TO GET TO TRUMP.

BECAUSE IN A SERIES OF TWEETS THIS MORNING, THE PRESIDENT 00:01:45.404 --> 00:01:49.609 align:start position:0% LASHED OUT AT, OF ALL THINGS, FOX NEWS. 00:01:49.642 --> 00:01:53.546 size:78% position:39% BUT FOX NEWS IS ALSO MUCH DIFFERENT THAN IT USED 00:01:53.579 --> 00:01:54.380 size:88% position:44% TO BE IN THE GOOD OLD DAYS." 00:01:54.413 --> 00:01:55.381 align:start position:0% IT IS SO DIFFERENT THAN IT USED TO BE. 00:01:55.414 --> 00:01:58.684 size:75% position:38% OH WELL, I'M PRESIDENT!" COINCIDENTALLY, "OH WELL

I'M PRESIDENT!" WAS ACTUALLY THE ORIGINAL DRAFT OF TRUMP'S 00:02:01.654 --> 00:02:07.460 align:start position:0% INAUGURATION SPEECH. 00:02:07.493 --> 00:02:10.163 size:84% position:42% MOVING ON, THE POPULAR RIDE SHARE APP UBER IS LAUNCHING 00:02:10.196 --> 00:02:13.766 size:84% position:42% A NEW SERVICE THAT WILL LET USERS FIND RIDES THAT ALLOW 00:02:13.799 --> 00:02:14.433 align:start position:0% ANIMALS.

THEY'RE CALLING IT "UBER PET."

SO AT LEAST WHEN YOU GET INTO ONE OF THESE UBERS, THERE'S A 00:02:22.908 --> 00:02:27.113 align:start position:0% REASON IT'S COVERED IN HAIR AND SMELLS DISGUSTING.

IT COSTS THREE TO FIVE EXTRA DOLLARS TO RIDE WITH YOUR PET,

OR 10 TO 12 EXTRA DOLLARS IF YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE WEIRD SNAKE 00:02:30.616 --> 00:02:34.887 align:start position:0% GUYS. 00:02:34.920 --> 00:02:46.699 align:start position:0% "CAN YOU TAKE A RIGHT?" THANK YOU. 00:02:46.732 --> 00:02:47.934 align:start position:0% IMAGINE BEING ABLE TO RIDE IN AN UBER WITH YOUR PET. 00:02:47.967 --> 00:02:52.505 align:start position:0% JUST THINK HOW ADORABLE IT WILL BE WATCHING YOUR DOG ALSO

STRUGGLE TO PUT ON HEADPHONES TO AVOID SMALL TALK WITH THEDRIVER. 00:03:01.313 --> 00:03:02.448 align:start position:0% AND FINALLY, WE WANTED TO TELL YOU ABOUT THIS, A FAMILY

VACATIONING IN SOUTH CAROLINA FOUND AN INTERESTING PACKAGE 00:03:03.349 --> 00:03:06.953 align:start position:0% FLOATING IN THE WATER JUST OFF THE BEACH. 00:03:06.986 --> 00:03:08.087 align:start position:0% THEY TK IT BACK TO THEIR RENTAL HOME, THEY OPENED IT UP 00:03:08.120 --> 00:03:14.727 align:start size:84% position:16% AND THEY FOUND 44 POUNDS OF COCAINE.

I MEAN, I'VE HEARD OF SEA-WEED BUT "OCEAN COKE" IS A NEW ONE. 00:03:16.996 --> 00:03:23.436 align:start position:0% 44 POUNDS OF COCAINE.

BUT THE DAD DID THE RIGHT THING. 00:03:24.637 --> 00:03:25.271 align:start position:0% HE IMMEDIATELY WENT TO THE POLICE AND HANDED OVER 43 POUNDS 00:03:25.304 --> 00:03:31.377 align:start position:0% OF COCAINE.

THE FAMILY SAID THEY HAVE NO IDEA WHO'S RESPONSIBLE FOR THE

GIANT COCAINE STASH, BUT THEY DID NOTICE THIS GUY HANGING 00:03:37.483 --> 00:03:38.184 align:start position:0% AROUND THE BEACH.