-It's a-Mario time!

I said, a-Mario time.

Hello? Are you listening, Daneboe?

Daneboe? Hmm.

What is that you got there? Some sort of pad

for a video game? Where are the buttons?

You can't a-make Mario jump without buttons.

You need-a buttons. Mario helps.

[blipping]

Here you go.

-Dude, I'm using a touchscreen.

You just use your finger on the screen.

It's been the standard for like five years.

Try and keep up.

-Oh, like a DS or a Wii U.

-Where did that come from? We don't even have a Wii U.

-I don't know.

-Well, that's not gonna work with the iPad.

Can you just please tone it down?

I'm trying to beat this level. -Okay.

I a-leave you to play Mario.

-I'm not playing Mario. I'm playing Angry Birds.

-Super Mario Angry Birds?

-Just Angry Birds. -Needs more Mario.

-[scoffs] They don't make Mario for iPad.

-[upset]: What? No Mario?

-Nope. You know, they do make a lot of games without Mario.

-That a-make Mario very sad.

Mario wakes up in the morning and thinks, okay,

I'm gonna jump on this and I'm gonna jump on that

and I make the little children happy in every video game.

But no more. No more.

-[sighs]

-Can I a-try the iPad?

-Okay. Sure, try it out.

Maybe it'll make you feel better.

-Oh! [marker squeaking]

-Whoa-whoa-whoa, buddy, buddy.

Styluses don't really work very well with iPads.

-I know. This isn't a stylus. Here you go.

-Mario!!

-Whoo-hoo!

-You better pray that the Genius bar can fix this, Mario.

-No Marios here. I'm a-just the couch.

-[grumbles]

-[gasps loudly] Oh, no way. Mario on an iPad?

[swipe!]

Ha ha ha ha! This is great!

My favorite game! Oh man, I love Mario!

-Ooh, Piranha Plant! Fireball, Fireball, Fireball!

-(Mario) I told you it needed more Mario.

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