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I would like to address something that I've been having to deal with for quite some time.
This is an issue that I face on an almost daily basis, and this week I've had to deal with it even more because we're in New York.
People frequently confuse me with someone else, with another person who-- a person who isn't me.
And so as a public service to me, and to the other person, I got in touch with him, and we made a video together that hopefully will clear this little headache up once and for all.
Hi, I'm Jimmy Kimmel.
And I'm Jimmy Fallon.
And some people think I'm Jimmy Kimmel.
And some people think I'm Jimmy Fallon.
And it's causing a lot of problems for us at the airport.
So we decided to make a quick video to explain who's who and what's what.
And we understand why people get us confused.
The names.
We both wear suits.
We both have shows.
We both have dark hair.
We're both white guys, which is not as exciting as it used to be.
Definitely not.
But the truth is we're very different Jimmy's in a lot of ways.
For instance, I was born in Brooklyn, New York.
Oh, I was born in Brooklyn, too.
OK, so not a great example by me.
But we're different.
Like, what did Jimmy Fallon have for breakfast today?
I had oatmeal with baby carrots on top.
That's what I had.
But that's a pretty common breakfast.
Tell me.
OK, count of three, name your five favorite breakfast cereals.
- Ready? - Sure.
Fruit Loops, Lucky Charms, Frosted Flakes, Count Chocula, Trix.
What the--
- Well, they're very popular breakfast cereals, so that doesn't really-- - Yeah.
Weird question.
Like-- like, pizza is everyone's favorite for lunch.
Well, it certainly is mine.
Mine, too.
I love pizza.
I'm wearing pizza underpants right now.
Look at this.
Look here.
No way.
- Did you just say nipples? - Mhm.
Why would you say that?
I don't know.
I say it all the time.
Me, too.
Have you had a DNA test?
Because I just did a 23andMe.
Yeah, I have, actually.
Turns out I'm 100% that b*tch.
Uh-- high five on that.
I'm bad at high fiving.
I'm bad at high fiving, too.
I mean, yesterday I had tried to high five somebody and poked a lady in the eye.
Wait a minute.
Was she about this tall?
Russian lady?
I poked her other eye.
Oh, my lord.
Oh, hold on.
I know how we're different.
Do you believe the earth is flat?
I know it's flat.
I walk on it.
Holy shift stick on a 1982 Pontiac Grand Am.
That was your first car, too?
When I was a baby, I absorbed my twin brother in the womb.
So did I.
His name was Larry.
Ah, mine was Lawrence.
Oh, my god.
Who are you?
I don't know.
Do you have any tattoos?
We both have a tattoo of Tattoo?
You know, I think I'm starting to understand why this is so hard for everybody.
We're like the same person.
I mean, unless you like--
Matt Damon?
Oh, no, he is the biggest loser in the world.
Can I see you in the bathroom for a second?
I want to show you something.
You have a small penis, too?
A message from the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints.
I still can't tell us apart.
Well, thanks to Jimmy Fallon, or me, or whichever one of us that was.



兩大脫口秀主持人傻傻分不清?吉米金默吉米法隆大合體! (Jimmy Kimmel & Jimmy Fallon Finally Clear Up Who Is Who)

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Estelle 發佈於 2019 年 10 月 29 日    Estelle 翻譯    Steve 審核
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