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  • So in the last video we talked about "misery."

    上次的影片我們討論到了「痛苦」。

  • How to obtain misery, to be more specific.

    更具體地說,我們討論的是「要如何痛苦起來」。

  • Well in this one, we have a simple guide.

    接下來這支影片,我們也有一個簡單的教學。

  • A guide that you can use to remain poor for the rest of your life.

    一個可以讓你一生保持貧窮的教學。

  • So buckle up, and listen carefully, because there's nothing better than being miserable, except being miserable and broke.

    所以繫好安全帶,然後注意聽,因為沒有什麼感覺比痛苦的感覺來得好了,除了又痛苦又沒錢。

  • And if by any chance you do not want to follow this advice that will surely lead you to your financial demise, and if by any chance you are sick of being poor and having a poor person's mentality, than you can always try the opposite.

    假如你沒有打算跟著這個會讓你傾家蕩產的教學走或是你已經受夠有著窮人的思維和過著窮苦的日子了,你可以做影片中相反的事。

  • So, let's begin.

    我們開始吧!

  • First, resist any change.

    第一,拒絕任何改變。

  • If you are poor or you're not happy with your financial situation, then simply do as you did.

    如果你很窮,或是你覺得你的經濟狀況不理想,那就什麼都不要改變。

  • Simply think as you thought and resist any change.

    就保持原有的想法和拒絕任何變化。

  • Because your thoughts and actions are the very reason you're poor in the first place, so you might as well just walk the already known- tried and true path.

    因為你的思想和行為就是為什麼你這麼窮,所以你乾脆就照你知道的方式走。

  • Follow it strictly and do not wander around because if you accidentally change something you might get a different result.

    嚴謹地走這條路不要走馬看花,做了改變你就可能會得到不同的結果。

  • And that is a big no-no.

    那就不行了。

  • So stay away from books, seminars, videos that teach you investing, making and managing money. Stay away from courses and new ideas.

    所以遠離那些教你投資理財離書本、講座、影片,閃避課程和新知。

  • Yes, I mean who would ever need to learn about managing money?

    誰需要學習怎麼理財呀?

  • You already know that, right?

    你本來就知道了,不是嗎?

  • Second, and by far the most important one, is your mindset, or what you think about money.

    第二個,也就是最重要的一點就是你的心態,或是你對錢的想法。

  • And what you think about money should be somewhere between the lines that money is the root of all evil, all CEO's are greedy bastards, more money more problems, and money and wealth only come to the chosen ones, and unfortunately you haven't been lucky enough to be one of them.

    你對錢的想法大概要是這幾種:錢是作惡的根源、老闆都是貪財的大壞蛋、錢越多問題越多、有緣人才會有錢,很不幸地,我無緣。

  • Be skeptical and pessimistic.

    要保持懷疑和負面的態度。

  • Multiple Income Streams?

    多種收入來源?

  • Surely it can't be possible right?

    根本不可能對不對?

  • And to supplement this beautiful state of mind, adopt the "something for nothing mentality."

    然後再加上「不勞而獲」來輔助這美麗的思維觀念。

  • Forget the fact that money comes as a monetary equivalent for a certain value you provide to the world.

    忘記你為社會貢獻多少就會有多少金錢回饋的這個事實。

  • But instead, think of money as something you should acquire without giving anything in return.

    想像錢是你不需要做任何付出就可以得到的東西。

  • Hence something for nothing.

    所以就是「不勞而獲」。

  • So from now on, you don't solve any problems, you don't serve anyone's needs, you don't do work faster and more efficient than others, you don't invent new ideas, you don't provide value, you just hope that someday, somehow, someone will give you the money you desired and you will finally become rich and wealthy.

    所以現在開始,你不需要解決任何問題、服務其他人的需求、比人工作更快速更有效率、發展新東西、提供價值,你只要希望某天某個人會把你想要的錢給你,讓你變富裕。

  • Successfully distract your mind from the real practical way of building wealth.

    很有效地讓你對真正實際賺錢的方法分心。

  • And to get you started, just google: "How To Get Rich... fast".

    首先先從搜尋「如何快速變有錢」開始。

  • Don't forget the fast part.

    不要忘記要加上「快速」。

  • Fourth, tell yourself that you deserve to buy everything that you desire.

    第四,告訴自己你值得買所有你想買的東西。

  • You want it?

    你想要嗎?

  • Buy it.

    買吧!

  • Can't afford it?

    買不起嗎?

  • Buy it anyway.

    還是買吧!

  • That's the only reason why god created credit cards.

    這就是為什麼神會發明信用卡。

  • The main point here is to always be on the negative side of the zero.

    重點就是要讓數字永遠小於零。

  • Instead of saving money so you can that potentially invest or start a side business, spend all of your earnings on clothes, watches, smartphones, drinking, and partying.

    你應該要花錢在衣服、手錶、智慧型手機和喝酒開派對,而不是為了有投資的機會或開始你的副業存錢。

  • Then make this a habit. Ingrain it so deeply that you impulsively buy and spend money whenever you have some.

    然後要養成這個習慣,要深深烙印在心裡你才會衝動購物,一有錢就把它花光。

  • If you make this a habit, then remaining poor should be a piece of cake.

    如果你有了這個習慣,保持貧窮就會像吃一塊蛋糕相當簡單。

  • Which you should.. also... buy.

    你應該買一塊蛋糕...。

  • And finally, this one is pretty easy.

    最後這一步很簡單。

  • Settle for a job that you hate. Get into it by thinking that it will only be temporary, then as soon as you get your paycheck, buy stuff so that you feel good.

    持續做那份你討厭的工作,想著這只是暫時的,然後你一拿到薪水就把它拿去買東西讓心情好起來。

  • Repeat the cycle several times, and slowly but surely become complacent.

    重複這個週期幾次,確實你慢慢地會感到自鳴得意。

  • Work during the week so you can spend on the weekend.

    平日工作,假日才可以花錢。

  • The key point here is to choose a dead-end job that you hate, so every morning you wake up, you can feel disgusted that you need to work another day, thus making sure that you will never progress or get better at it.

    重點是你要選一個既討厭又沒有發展性的工作,這樣你每天早上起床才因為又要去工作感到厭世,因此在工作上不會有任何進展跟進步。

  • A perfect rat race.

    一個完美的無限輪迴。

  • And that's it. Those are the steps tested by millions of people before you.

    就是這樣,以上就是在你之前已經有百萬人試驗過的保持貧窮步驟。

  • And if you are already doing some of them, then congratulations, you are on the right track.

    如果你已經在做其中幾樣了,那恭喜你,你在對的道路上。

  • Just continue ahead and you will eventually arrive at our destination.

    只要繼續下去,終究有一天你會到達目的地。

So in the last video we talked about "misery."

上次的影片我們討論到了「痛苦」。

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