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  • Hi there and welcome to How to Wash Goddamn Dish.

    哈囉,歡迎來到 How to Wash Goddamn Dish。

  • If your roommate sent you this video,

    如果你的室友將這支影片傳給你

  • they're concerned that you may not know

    他們擔心你或許不知道

  • how to get off your ass and wash a goddamn

    在你可悲的生命裡,要如何動起來

  • dish for once in your pathetic life.

    將該死的餐具清洗乾淨。

  • Don't worry, washing even one fucking dish isn't that hard.

    不用擔心,就算只是洗一個該死的盤子也不是什麼難事。

  • It's so easy, there's no reason

    它其實很簡單,沒有理由

  • not to do it you entitled piece of shit.

    不去做它你這個無禮的混蛋。

  • Step one is to find some dirty dishes,

    第一步是找到一些骯髒的餐具

  • here's a bunch, right in the sink where you left them.

    這裡就有一堆,就是你把它們留在水槽裡的。

  • That's right, they haven't gone anywhere.

    沒錯,它們並沒有消失不見。

  • No one's magic-ed them away,

    沒有人把它們變不見

  • and they haven't cleaned themselves.

    而它們也沒有自我清潔。

  • Fun fact: you did notice them, you lying coward.

    小常識:你其實有注意到它們,你這個說謊的懦夫。

  • Here's some other places you may find dishes,

    還可以在一些其他的地方找到餐具

  • on the counter where you left them,

    在你放的櫃檯上

  • under your bed for some reason, everywhere I fucking look,

    不知為何在你的床下,我看到的任何地方

  • or even in your useless useless hands.

    甚至在你超級沒用的手裡。

  • That's right, every time you use a goddamn dish,

    沒錯,每次你使用一個該死的盤子

  • that goddamn dish will have to be fucking washed.

    那該死的盤子就他媽的需要被清洗。

  • Confusing? It shouldn't be. But here we are.

    感到困惑嗎?不應該這樣的。但是在這裡

  • Fun fact: your helplessness is not a charming quirk.

    小常識:你的無助並不是一個迷人的怪癖。

  • Now that you know where the goddamn dishes are,

    現在你已經知道那些該死的餐具在哪裡

  • f**king wash them.

    就他 X 的清洗它們。

  • Take soap, a sponge, and a little personal responsibility

    用點洗潔精,一塊海棉,和一些些個人的責任感

  • and look at that you're already done.

    看看,你已經完成了。

  • (laughs)

    (笑聲)

  • Makes you wonder why you haven't done it sooner.

    讓你納悶為何你沒有早點這麼做。

  • Sure makes me wonder.

    確實讓我感到納悶。

  • Now you may actually have a giant machine in your kitchen

    你可能其實有一個巨大的洗碗機在廚房

  • who's sole responsibility is to wash goddamn dishes for you.

    它唯一的責任就是幫你把該死的餐具洗乾淨。

  • And if that's the case, you're a disgrace

    如果真是這樣,那你就是個

  • who doesn't appreciate what you have.

    不懂得珍惜自己所擁有的東西的恥辱。

  • Fun fact: your parents don't live here

    小常識:你的父母並不住在這裡

  • and did a shitty job raising you.

    而他們也沒有把你教好。

  • And that's all there is to it.

    今天就到這裡。

  • Thanks for watching, I hope you learned something today.

    感謝收看,我希望你們今天都有學到一些什麼。

  • If you didn't like the video,

    如果你不喜歡這支影片

  • why don't you send your roommate our last installment

    為何不傳給你的室友我們上一部影片

  • "How to Talk to Someone Like an Adult Instead of

    「如何和他人像成年人一般地交流,而不是

  • Sending Passive Aggressive Videos.」Brat.

    發送一些被動攻擊的影片。」死小子。

Hi there and welcome to How to Wash Goddamn Dish.

哈囉,歡迎來到 How to Wash Goddamn Dish。

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