Name: Key & Peele - 典當行 (Key & Peele - Pawn Shop)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T08:28:21.000Z
Duration: 3 min 28 s
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THAT I COULD TAPE TO THE END OF AN ARROW?

- WE HAVE SHOTGUN SHELLS, BUT... - UH-HUH. OOH.

ARE YOU PLANNING TO ATTACH THOSE TO ARROWS

WHAT--WHAT--WHAT IF I SHOT EXPLOSIVE ARROWS

- OH, NO, I'M NOT PLANNING TO DO ANYTHING.

I'M JUST--THIS IS JUST CHRISTMAS SHOPPING.

- BUT YOU GOT, LIKE, HOOKS AND ANCHORS AND CABLES?

BUT I DO NOT RECOMMEND MANUFACTURING YOUR OWN ZIP LINE.

- YOU THINK IF THEY HAD BUSTED SOME WINDOWS OPEN

THEN FIRED THE ZIP LINE OFF A BOW AND ARROW,

AND IT ATTACHED TO THE WALL OF SAID BUILDING,

THAT THEY COULD JUST RIDE THE ZIP LINE INTO THE BUILDING?

- I'M NOT--I'M NOT-- I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING.

ET CETERA AND WHATNOT. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING THERE?

SPEAKING OF OTHER THINGS, DO YOU GUYS HAVE

JUST THE, UH, TOP HALF OF A KNIGHT IN ARMOR?

- FIRST OF ALL, IT'S CALLED A SUIT OF ARMOR.

THAT'S WHAT I MEANT TO SAY. - WE HAVE ONE BUT IT'S SOLD...

THEY ONLY NEED THE-- THEY DON'T NEED THE--

- WELL, WHAT IF SOMEBODY WAS SHOOTING AT YOU AND--

WHAT ARE THE CHANCES YOU THINK THEY'D TRY TO SHOOT YOUR LEGS?

THAT A SUIT OF ARMOR WILL NOT DEFLECT BULLETS.

WHICH BRINGS ME, UH, TO MY NEXT QUESTION.

- I THINK WE HAVE A PAIR AROUND. - UH-HUH.

HOW FAST DO YOU THINK YOU'D HAVE TO BE GOING ON ROLLER SKATES

AND STILL BE GOING FAST ENOUGH TO SMASH THROUGH A SAFE DOOR?

HEY, YOU GUYS GOT ONE OF THOSE, YOU KNOW, JUST ONE

OF THOSE BIG BAGS WITH A DOLLAR SIGN ON THE SIDE OF IT?

- YOU'RE GONNA SHOOT ARROWS WITH SHOTGUN SHELLS ATTACHED TO 'EM

THEN YOU'RE GONNA SHOOT A ZIP LINE THROUGH THAT WINDOW

AND YOU'RE GONNA SLIDE ON INTO THE HALLWAY.

SO YOU CAN JUST SKATE ON PAST THE ARMED GUARDS,

WHO WILL BE SHOOTING AT YOU, AND YOU'RE GONNA HOPE

THE SUIT OF MEDIEVAL ARMOR WILL DEFLECT THE BULLETS.

THEN YOU'RE GONNA HOPE TO GATHER ENOUGH SPEED

I'M JUST AN UNCLE WHO'S BUYING SOME [bleep] FOR CHRISTMAS

AND I, UH, THINK I'LL TAKE MY BUSINESS ELSEWHERE.

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