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(mellow synth music)
- What was that thing you were complaining about,
the Me Too Movement, before we started rolling?
What was that?
- I wasn't, no.
I wasn't complaining about that.
- Oh, now you don't wanna say anything,
now that the cameras are going.
Okay, I mean...
Hi, welcome to another edition of "Between Two Ferns."
My guest today is Paul Rudd.
Thank you, Paul.
- Thank you.
- Some people have it all, looks, talent.
How does it feel to only have looks?
- Great.
- I read that you might quit acting and just disappear?
- Where did you read that?
- Right here, I wrote it down.
Which do you prefer, being in Marvel movies
or being in stuff that nobody's ever heard of?
- Being in Marvel movies.
- I mean, do you go to your acting coach and go,
"I've gotta play a god damn ant, what am I supposed to do?"
- You lost me at acting coach.
- Yeah, that seems about right.
Do you have any tips for people who have to interview you
who are worried that they might die of boredom?
- Well, you could maybe feign interest in me--
- That's all I do is feign.
I'm not interested in you.
I'm feigning right now.
- Clearly.
No, I got that outta the gate.
- Okay, tell us how you got your start in show business.
- Um, well, I mean I--
- I mean, can you just do it without the ums and the pauses?
Can you just like.
(fingers snapping loudly)
- I fucked my way to the top.
- You fucked your way to the C-list.
- Yeah.
- I mean, most people try to go a couple letters up.
Up to the A.
- I went right to the middle.
- Yeah.
What advice would you give to a young actor
who wants to hide his Jewishness as well as you have?
- But I've never really tried to hide my Jewishness.
- I've never really tried to hide my Jewishness.
- Yeah.
- Jesus was Jewish and he didn't hide it.
- No, he put it out there for everybody to see.
He's one of our best.
- You practicing?
- No, I'm not a practicing Jew.
I've perfected it.
- Do you have any advice for aspiring young actors
who want to become comedy-adjacent?
- Comedy-adjacent?
- Not comedy, but comedy's neighbor.
- I think I know what you're saying.
- Not necessarily invited to comedy's house,
but sometimes you can come over and borrow a cup of sugar.
- I can hang out with comedy.
- Yeah, yeah. - At comedy's house--
- Just don't do your comedy.
- Well, yeah, get to know Will Ferrell.
- Regarding your career,
do you think it would be just as rewarding
if you played roles that weren't forgettable?
- When I'm taking on a role,
I like to think that I'm trying,
I'm making it memorable in some way.
Is there anything that I have played
that has been memorable to you?
- Weren't you in a commercial for a bank, or something?
I don't do commercials.
- I know.
- Because, why do you know that?
- Because I can't imagine any advertising company
wanting you to try and sell their product.
- Why?
Anybody can do it, it's friggin' easy.
- Hi, I'm Zach.
Have you tried this Oykos yogurt?
- If you're gonna go with that anti-Greek racist stuff,
or wherever you're going with this,
your people are lucky
that my people set the bar for your people.
- That you would even refer to my people is offensive.
- You just said that all Greeks eat yogurt and fuck goats.
You just said that.
- I didn't, I just said you.
Not all Greeks, you eat yogurt and fuck goats.
Good luck with whoever you interview next.
I sure it will go better than this.
Or maybe not.
- Even the way he walked off was forgettable.
Nobody will remember that you just walked off,
I promise you.
Even if I leave it in there, no one will remember.
Especially if I leave it in the edit,
no one will remember it.
"Who was he just interviewing?
"Was that just air, or was that a collection of atoms
"and matter of a human being
"that doesn't know what the fuck is going on?
"Is that what I just witnessed?"
That's probably what they would say.
"Oh, I've seen that guy in a movie.
"I remembered that I forgot about him."
See this?
This air is 95% better than what was occupying that chair.
I'll just talk to the chair then.
Do you have any other projects going on?
Fuck, what the fuck am I doing?
(mellow synth music)
"Between Two Ferns: The Movie,"
it's streaming now on Netflix.
Hip-hip, line.
- [Man] Hooray.
- Hip-hip hooray.
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